Leave it to Mar-a-largo to make a Frank Reynolds orgy to look classy and desirable.

There is still good in the world

Fellow white dudes: Why do so many of you wear shorts in the winter when you live places that get below 0°? What are you trying to prove with this?

Thats some Schadenfreudbert if ever I saw it

The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie. A gif is just a fancy pic so it counts

I swear I am so much more varied and interesting than this. Can I qualify this as "passionate" instead of "beyond hope?"

This is what capitalism and greed has done to us. They destroyed double stuffed oreo's. This is how you radicalize a nation

Never thought I'd live in a world where I was searching for Alan Dershowitz's next TV appearance

Not interrogating the claim that he will offset this by donating to trans charities is journalistic malfeasance. She stands to make tens of millions or more. Is he donating that much? Cause if not, there is no offsetting here.

Orange is the New Black Thursday apnews.com/article/stoc...

What's the stream-cancelling version of cord cutting?

I don't know who made this, but they are my hero

Guess I can't work now.

"What do you mean 'over-decorated?' What does that even mean? No such thing."

Film will never be the same because of him. A fucking legend.

Anyone know how she gets the all the boys to said yard?

Unlike you I get my news from a reliable source

New public bathroom about to show up

My brain is broken

Labeling scars *simply existing* as self-harm is deeply troubling on every fucking level. And let's not miss the fact they are policing a woman's body for this. Repulsive actions from @moderation.bsky.app

Had to go outside and walk around to calm down after my son told me Mrs. Frisby was "serving cunt"

Oh Facebook marketplace. Never change.

How white am I? I find new rap via NPR. So, extremely youtu.be/-91vymvIH0c

If your response to a presentation about cost saving measures and new efficiencies at work is to say "I bet the Jews here will love this," don't expect to have a job come Monday. Just a thought. (this was a clients company, not mine thankfully)

🎶"You got shake on your face, you big disgrace, complaining about a sentence for a girl who put you in your place"🎶 www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

I wonder if anyone will pick up on my politics at work... Hmmmm

Am I the only person that refuses to peruse their crushes Insta/Twitter/etc because the chances of liking a post from 4 years ago is too high, right? Or am I just a coward?

No work only pets

I can't pick between Siamese Dream and Pisces Iscariot, but both are flawless. OH! And I'm adding in Rubberneck because it's also flawless.

Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Santaur after midnight

Someone mentioned "cheesecake bars" and I spent far too long imagining a bar that served only cheesecake and cheesecake themed drinks. The world is an asshole for not having these.

Hire good editors, and pay them well folks. www.msn.com/en-us/sports...

How is this STILL where the media goes?! How is this still something they pretend is relevant? NBC is not a serious outlet with this shit

I am convinced (hoping and pretending I'm right) that we get Spotify Wrapped today, which means I'll be refreshing my email every 10 minutes hoping for the alert. This has been a shit year, and I'm clinging to this bit of positivity like a fucking champion.

Few things are more paralyzing but encouraging than going even semi-viral. Hi new followers! Sorry I'm boring! Thankfully my cats are NOT boring

I saw an AOC thread with no bigoted comments, and someone praising The Last Jedi with zero angry fanboy trolls in 500+ comments. This place is what we all needed.

The perfect irony of this moment almost makes me believe John Hughes is a prophet

Same goes for movie collections or books. And I am VERY good at that part of the hobby.

The Substance is the new Barbie in that how men react to it is VERY telling. It should be the new relationship test.

Guess Andrew Tate's servers are just as insecure as he is. www.dailydot.com/debug/andrew...

Kendrick with this album:

Whenever any place is even slightly pleasant to be in, someone will accuse it of being a leftist echo chamber.

make Bezos mad, buy local

Arkadie is SO MAD I didn't post pictures of her earlier!

“LEFTISTS NEED TO CONTEND BETTER WITH THE EXISTENCE OF DISABLED PEOPLE, BOTH IN THEIR IDEALS OF THE FUTURE THEY ARE TRYING TO BUILD AND IN THEIR DAY-TO-DAY ORGANISING.” Amazing interview with @embergreen.bsky.social nowthenmagazine.com/articles/emb...

The best laundry companion ever. Ichiban Sebastian (Se-bastard) is the worst ever

I need to photo dump my cats! How can I have a social account without my cats! Chloe is perfect. Utterly perfect.

coming over here feels like visiting your local coffee shop when you frequent starbucks every day