Will eating two year old chocolate kill me? Gonna find out.

..... I owned every album on this list in high school, and now I'm going to wander off into the woods to die

Why has no one tracked how many movies/shows have used a Spin Doctors song? And why do I care?

"Remarkably, Sandra’s personal life also includes a human partner named Thomas." Still trying to process this information www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-...

The way science names things deeply confuses so many idiots. I would point to "soy boy" for the clearest example

"I asked ChatGPT" Yeah, well I asked R.O.B. the Robot. (If you get this, we should talk about our impending AARP memberships)

Having met Chuck Norris a couple times, and seeing his behavior off camera, I'm not sure all these reverent posts are exactly deserved...

Did Pluto Nash teach us nothing?

Operation Epstein Distraction is going as expected. Badly.

The Shrek and Shrek 2 soundtracks have done irreparable harm to culture and millennials and they should answer for their crimes

Can we quit reinventing phrenology please?

So North Korea will have a woman as leader before America? Of course.

I'm in the last generation that will know what it's like to work without a cell phone. We had to battle boredom the old fashion way.

Leave it to Mar-a-largo to make a Frank Reynolds orgy to look classy and desirable.

There is still good in the world

Fellow white dudes: Why do so many of you wear shorts in the winter when you live places that get below 0°? What are you trying to prove with this?

Thats some Schadenfreudbert if ever I saw it

The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie. A gif is just a fancy pic so it counts

I swear I am so much more varied and interesting than this. Can I qualify this as "passionate" instead of "beyond hope?"

This is what capitalism and greed has done to us. They destroyed double stuffed oreo's. This is how you radicalize a nation

Never thought I'd live in a world where I was searching for Alan Dershowitz's next TV appearance

Not interrogating the claim that he will offset this by donating to trans charities is journalistic malfeasance. She stands to make tens of millions or more. Is he donating that much? Cause if not, there is no offsetting here.

Orange is the New Black Thursday apnews.com/article/stoc...

What's the stream-cancelling version of cord cutting?

I don't know who made this, but they are my hero

Guess I can't work now.

"What do you mean 'over-decorated?' What does that even mean? No such thing."

Film will never be the same because of him. A fucking legend.

Anyone know how she gets the all the boys to said yard?

Unlike you I get my news from a reliable source

New public bathroom about to show up

My brain is broken

Labeling scars *simply existing* as self-harm is deeply troubling on every fucking level. And let's not miss the fact they are policing a woman's body for this. Repulsive actions from @moderation.bsky.app

Had to go outside and walk around to calm down after my son told me Mrs. Frisby was "serving cunt"

Oh Facebook marketplace. Never change.

How white am I? I find new rap via NPR. So, extremely youtu.be/-91vymvIH0c

If your response to a presentation about cost saving measures and new efficiencies at work is to say "I bet the Jews here will love this," don't expect to have a job come Monday. Just a thought. (this was a clients company, not mine thankfully)

🎶"You got shake on your face, you big disgrace, complaining about a sentence for a girl who put you in your place"🎶 www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

I wonder if anyone will pick up on my politics at work... Hmmmm

Am I the only person that refuses to peruse their crushes Insta/Twitter/etc because the chances of liking a post from 4 years ago is too high, right? Or am I just a coward?

No work only pets

I can't pick between Siamese Dream and Pisces Iscariot, but both are flawless. OH! And I'm adding in Rubberneck because it's also flawless.

Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Santaur after midnight

Someone mentioned "cheesecake bars" and I spent far too long imagining a bar that served only cheesecake and cheesecake themed drinks. The world is an asshole for not having these.

Hire good editors, and pay them well folks. www.msn.com/en-us/sports...

How is this STILL where the media goes?! How is this still something they pretend is relevant? NBC is not a serious outlet with this shit

I am convinced (hoping and pretending I'm right) that we get Spotify Wrapped today, which means I'll be refreshing my email every 10 minutes hoping for the alert. This has been a shit year, and I'm clinging to this bit of positivity like a fucking champion.

Few things are more paralyzing but encouraging than going even semi-viral. Hi new followers! Sorry I'm boring! Thankfully my cats are NOT boring