Labour plummeting to new depths in their quest to not tax billionaires.

Rebel pigeon of the revolution.

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Idea: Can we do an "I live below an AirBnb" rating where I can give ratings for how much the guests are bing noisy dicks, because tonight it's a 1 star rating for loud shiit music and shite patter.

Sakes, Scotland beat Greece away from home. How is this not trending above fucking Cypertrucks??? 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

An international anti Fascist Brigade. Say the word USA and we will assemble.

Me, dialling in my latest zinger of a skeet to bluesy from Amsterdam 1994.

Happy days. Love Stereolab x www.youtube.com/watch?v=ru5z...

We beat the former European Champions! away from home! I've not felt like this since Archie Gemmell scored against Holland in the 1978 World Cup!

Behold, the President of the USA. It's historic I guess in a big cunty kinda way.

GOOOOOAAAAALLLLL !!!!!!! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Musicians of Bluesky: Behold, your new album cover.

🇬🇷 Greece vs Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 in the Nations League 1st leg play off tonight. I have beer and whisky. I'm sure everything will be alright...

I love it when Scotland turns purple. Nice photo for the start of spring. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

TOP TIP: Don’t let the people who draw The Simpsons renovate your village shrine

📢 Scotland’s biggest ever refugee job fair was a great success! 🤝 Hundreds of #NewScots met 40+ employers, to explore job opportunities, and get career advice. The atmosphere was buzzing!👍

End of the UK's longest running political stitch up. As expected no charges.

Afternoon

This is a Wopsie the Cat who was a stowaway on the R34 airship that crossed the Atlantic from Scotland to Long Island in the US in July 1919. Wopsie became the first cat, first 4 legged animal and first feline stowaway to fly across the Atlantic. Legend.

Meantime Scotland's disabled will get to look forward to a trip to the food bank.

The twisted tree that once graced Rannoch Moor.Spent ages trying to pin down it's location, this my first and only visit before it was lost to a storm.A sad sight lying broken and defeated after having stood for an age, a poignant memory of the pines that once covered the moor www.damianshields.com

Scottish communities could get £3m a year if they run wind farms instead of £56k pa from commercial companies who win the leases instead. Which should it be? C'mon Scottish Government. This could be a revolution for rural Scotland. www.thenational.scot/politics/250...

Always knew Margo was a wrong un.

Best Star Trek Crew. Wrong answers only www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFjn...

Get the ALL NEW Border Ice Barbie! TODAY!!

Mysterious world pt 628: If you buy a meaty pack of Golden Wonder crisps then why are 5 of the bags cheese and onion flavour?

Remember that time less than a year ago when the Tories wanted to bring back national service and we all laughed and said fuck that, vote Labour to stop forcing our young into the army?

In 2012 we thought Nazis jetting off to space to set up a colony of nazis was just the plot of a B Movie.

"He's a genius: He knows about politics, he knows about cars, he knows about ancient Roman sign language..."

31 years ago, somewhere in Europe, doing something, not sure what. Fun times I think.

People in Canada are furious that their neighbouring Country is belittling them, suggesting it props them up, wants to take them over and is putting tremendous Financial pressures, on their vast resources. Generally ridiculing them, in front of the World. In Scotland, we call this: Wednesday.

Does anyone here diddle? Do you do competitive diddling? www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxTU...

Just now, sunset is being extra sexy tonight

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Donald Trump: Beggar of eggs

Happy 5th anniversary of my employer telling me to go home and work due to Scottish government Covid advise. "Don't worry, it will only be for a couple of weeks" Still WFH 🍾

Just bought 2.5 lt of garden wood paint, a brush and a bottle of turps with a hangover which might the most Sunday thing I've done this Sunday.

Bought a box of half price chicken tikka samosas from Morrisons last night. label says there were 6 samosas in the box but there were 8! Haven't felt this excited by a supermarket purchase since that time I bought a frozen pizza in Lidl and there were two pizzas in the box.

YER DA DRIVES A TESLA

Telling new parents that I am exhausted before they can say it.

Requesting a record on Simon Bates show on Radio 1 was like: "Hi Simon, me my wife Sue, got married, Sue, got knocked down, lost her leg. I hit the bottle, had an affair and Sue left me. Lost my job, lost my GF, lost my job, hit the skids, Sorry Sue, love you. Here's T'Pau's China in your Hands.

It's Friday, it's sunny and I'm having a Ladytron morning. open.spotify.com/artist/0ucLP...

Reasons to cancel streaming services: Prime: Trump Disney: Trump Netflix: Michael McIntyre

Seen a lot of posts urging Spotify to get a grip and remove the this podcast. They actually listened and now it's gone.

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