So, next weekend, this is a thing....

I eat half a dozen eggs each morning. Really.

Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.

Two of my short stories, Sole Survivor and Banshee of the North Woods, have been named official selections for the @HorrOrigins film festival later this month.

Google “youth pastor” then hit the news button. It’s always them.

Yes, we really went to the moon.

Listening to audiobooks is reading.

Excited to be a part of this reading with @katcraigwriter.bsky.social @authorcreekmore.bsky.social @rdansky.bsky.social @glumghost.bsky.social @jeswrites.bsky.social @badwinterbooks.bsky.social and @joncarrollthomas.bsky.social #HWANC is a fantastic group; they scare me in all the best ways.

Sole Survivor is now in the top 4% on @coverfly.bsky.social. I'll be reading it at Story Parlor in Asheville on May 31st.

Fascists never seem to understand that consequences will come for them.

He's picking a fight with some of the smartest people in the US, who also happen to have a strong sense of justice.

Naomi Pace concurs.

Ironically, Trump has paved the way for us to send him to an El Salvadorian prison one day.

Read it. You’re welcome. horrorsleazetrash.com/2024/12/13/r...

Jean-Luc Picard is superior to Kirk. Fight me.

Here's the short story that made me a semi-finalist with an honorable mention for the 2025 Killer Shorts Award. If you enjoy horror, you'll love it. Synopsis: A necrophile, foot-fetishist, podiatrist meets his match. robertcreekmore.com/2025/03/19/s...

Yes, I believe this literally and so did our grandfathers.

Well, I made it into the top 1% but missed being a finalist by a buttcrack hair.

Sundays are shining and sinning.

Days where you unexpectedly have to roll underneath a car with a blowtorch aren't fun.

Don't forget, the Eastern NC Noir at the Bar will be on Saturday, March 15th at Larema Coffe House in Wilson, NC.

If you support Putin's imperialism, you are a bad person and will be judged as such long after your death.

States should hire laid-off federal employees and deduct the amount that it costs from the money they were going to pay the federal government.

Semifinalist now.

Just like all of us, Trump and Elon are nothing but meat and will one day rot.

Presidents are temporary, WU-TANG is forever.

I have shut down my Twitter and Threads. I'm done with those people. Ugh.

My short story, 'Sole Survivor' has been named a semifinalist for the Killer Shorts Award. It was first published by Cinnabar Moth Publishing last March. @cinnabarmothpub.bsky.social, and later by Horror Sleaze Trash Magazine.

Ditched Elon today myself.

Eating cheese and listening to Guns N' Roses.

"I Wanna Be Your Dog." A cop kills a man's dog for sport only to find himself at the end of the same leash. horrorsleazetrash.com/2024/12/13/r...

You don’t say.

“Pure Blood” = “Peaked in High School”

Google "youth pastor" then hit the news button. Trans people are not the problem.

Read it. I was right.

Reality doesn't change because you're in a cult that attempts to superimpose conspiracy and misinformation over it like a loose-fitting condom on Donald's limp dick.

A nice review of Prophet's Death.

This is the most depressing Cure album I've ever heard, and that's saying something.