🎶 I can't read, I can't write, cos I'm a Bristol City fan! but I can drive a tractor, and that's all that matters!🎶

i have gained the mark of shame

some bus seat sniffing cop keeps coming by our work trying to catch crustpunks in the beer garden smoking weed so now i have to be the weed police at work while on shift and kick people out for smoking doobies 😑

every olympics one sport suddenly has the spotlight on it for something funny and this time it's ski jump due to performance enhancing penis enlargement

cocaine boss garry military junta 2028

✨manifesting my chosen party picks my chosen candidate, who then loses the next election, by preemptively blaming minorities for us losing✨

trying to understand the correlation between psychotic liberalism and "i hope you step on lego" tier insults

you think i should log off? for my own sanity? here's a 17 part essay on why im right actually

they should make an olympics but it's about pretending to be a dog

go ahead. post another "take." tell me that not liking AI is elitist. accuse Dril of sabotaging Harris's chances at winning the election. say that it's "white male privilege" to not vote for Newsom. come up with a woke way to support genocide. call me gay for liking corn dogs.

brb going on a 4 day straight meltdown about white trans women being racist for not wanting to vote gavin newsome but specifically about scandanavian left handed trans femme non-binary puppygirls

lol remember when people were ordering them to that anti ICE protest to set them on fire and they kept just showing up every time

13500 posts/95 days=142 posts a day dude's either getting a paycheck to do this or is a total terminally online freak that rivals the levels of glinner

first rule of puppygirl fight club: don't bark about puppygirl fight club

maybe it's time to end the american experiment

ye

hello pls read gofund.me/553e1a1ac a few bucks can help, but if not pls just give a share! cbg hopes to help abi at least find their feet a little

they follow

prettie

unwelcome hostel friend

sorry for the anti italian racism but this pizza in thailand came woth white sauce instead of tomato sauce and it actually SLAPS

trump sucking off bill clinton was NOT on my bingo card

Pink empress Mantis

i hope this is the moment that leads to him SpaceXing his own brains out

when i get my science grant im locking everyone following over 10k people in a cage and poking them with sharp sticks to see what happens

kinda been quiet here, the UK is turning the heat up on trans people, and we reached my point that i thought id choose to flee this failed state but i choose to stand and fight be gay. do crime. death before detransition.

death before detransition

Happy birthday to weed, and the Risen Christ. And also Hitler. Weird day. Warped vibes

first time I've been to a london protest but what an incredible turn out

hell yeah brother

My NSFW Catgirls zine 😽

LINE DOWN

Elon Musk streaming POE 2 on his private plane while listening to “The Final Countdown” and everyone in the in-game chat is whispering him to kill himself. Now that’s cool.

one of the underappreciated benefits of slumlords is when they own all the houses in an area and you're burning stuff in the garden while drinking beers you're never more than 5 minutes walk from a nice pile of junk wood to burn :)

>do nothing >win

He's not even being facetious. He genuinely believes that shit. I hope your cocaine contains fentanyl.

CHINA #1

interesting cocaine boss garry lore reveal at 100 followers

saying "democrats should convince people to vote for them" in a room full of liberals just to feel something

days since driving a child to literal tears on gmod: 0

butter the toast. eat the toast. shit the toast. god, life's relentless.

aw hell yeah brother vengaboys are at download this year

lol!