Multiple reports of children finding ANTIFA in their Halloween candy.

All these cute little bastards are taking my candy what the FUCK

I really would not mind my tax dollars going to build a luxury restroom, but it would have to be public and made entirely out of billionaires’ skulls instead of polished statuary marble.

I’ve been alive for a while and never once encountered any killer bees. Actually raised bees for a while and never heard from another beekeeper any concerns about their hive becoming “Africanized.” All that shit was just racism.

It’s too easy for people with full bellies to say that people they hate don’t need food.

Exhibit 1: every 18 months the IQ necessary to destroy the world drops by 1 point. Exhibit B: for nearly 4 decades, there has been a coordinated effort to avoid that by electing the dumbest people possible. But we have reached the limit of human stupidity. Operation Nukular Tomatoe has failed.

This is why I have used this time to get gas masks, potassium iodide, guns, radio equipment, water filters, and really anything that might be useful if anyone in my family happens to survive what is coming. I personally hope to die before it is needed.

At Microsoft headquarters, following yesterday’s outage… “So, in summary, 30,000 layoffs make line go up.”

I’m actually not far from where the nuclear weapons testing will happen, so who’s paranoid now, Chad?

Oooh boy Azure is having DNS issues today. But don’t worry, the executives will still make several million dollars during the outage.

Finally completed the set of the last 4 albums this group did for Prestige. I tend to prefer the later Quintet, but this one was every bit as magical. I mean…Coltrane…come on.

Bluesky keeps me from seeing Palestinians in need of help, but goddamn if I haven’t seen EVERYBODY’s stale thoughts today about sportsball on the teevee. No Tyler, I don’t know what that ump was thinking 12 hours ago.

Maybe if I develop a drinking problem and then hide it well someone will give a shit…

The individual cannot bargain with the State. The State recognizes no coinage but power: and it issues the coins itself.

Went for my first off-road ride since my accident and someone almost got me killed on the way home. They did that thing where they pulled out slowly in front of me while staring directly at me. I had both wheels locked up and missed hitting them by less than a foot.

Last time I took a home purity test it came back pure, so

A lot of people are posting about poop today. Was another poop video posted by our government or did a poop celebrity die or something?

If you want my body And you think I’m sexy I HAVE REPORTED THIS INCIDENT TO HR

I’m pretty sure folks can still get whatever illegal drugs wherever they’re at whenever they want within minutes, so I’m also pretty sure these fucking lunatics are just killing people to kill people. Is Ed Gein a “founding father” now?

I have many skills to share, just none that will be of much use if this society remains much the same as it has been. And so many people still assume things will be going back to “normal,” so they’re not seeking skills in things like bushcraft, marksmanship, radio comms, land navigation, etc.

Every goddamn one of them should have been shot then and there, all over the south.

They can call me a “terrorist” all they want, but I never once had an urge to destroy the White House or hold Congress hostage to install a dictator.

I don’t give a shit how great someone’s politics seem to be. If their head was ever in a place where they went and got a big ass nazi tattoo AND THEY STILL HAVE IT, they are not trustworthy, at all.

He’s just going to help himself to $230 million on a whim and you’re going keep paying taxes?

Reading a transcript of me speaking and I’m just never going to talk again.

Millions are going to die and the root cause is going to be reliance on AI slop. I am serious. If it doesn’t convince humanity to destroy itself on its own, it will do so as a direct result of programming by the self-interested capitalists who had them built.

Guarantee multiple dem strategists see a Nazi tattoo as an “opportunity” to triangulate.

Aaaand the “opposition” party is running candidates who have nazi tattoos. Fuck this place.

The last conversation I had with a stranger that felt genuine and fulfilling on a basic human level was in Europe. The ones I can remember before that were all in Latin America. I honestly can’t remember the last time it happened here outside of my ever-shrinking immediate family.

Really been looking forward to this one. Finally here. @mskellymhayes.bsky.social

Broke my hand about a month ago. Had an X-ray done and got some ibuprofen. That’s it. I have “good” insurance, but it’s worthless enough that I’d rather die than take on the expense of actually having it treated in this shithole country. Pretty sure my premiums are about to at least double too.

It would be awesome if AWS stayed down, tbh.

Someone is frantically asking ChatGPT about DNS because all the engineers who knew about it were laid off and replaced with ChatGPT. “Very perceptive of you! Everything is indeed still down after everything I’ve done so far! I’ve found the issue and implemented a fix. Check again in an hour.”

Everyone’s patriotic duty will be to take a shit on his grave. *patriotic doodie

Hitler, as we all know, finally ceded power in 1945 when the Soviets dressed up as dinosaurs and made devastating cardboard signs about where they’d be if Kurt von Schleicher were Chancellor.

March was the largest I’ve seen in this city, and my mask was a hit. More bored cops than I’ve ever seen here, too. They even had the chopper out for no reason.

Alright, I promise not to protest tomorrow if and ONLY IF someone slips me an envelope with $50,000 in cash in it before then. Unmarked, non-sequential…you know the drill you slimy fucks.

Liberals, you need to stop lionizing JB Pritzker. He’s in charge of these fucking twats.

If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."

That’s bad, but that guy in the middle fucked kids.

“No Kangs” because Kodos is objectively better.

lol what the fuck

Last House On The Left Possession Children of the Corn Bring Her Back

This right here. And they’re proud of their kids now.

If we had an actual opposition party, they would be advocating to legalize abducting and tar/feathering ICE agents, but SOMEHOW that kind of activity is illegal and no one should do it.

Be peaceful, but ready. They will find or manufacture excuses to escalate. They will do so in times and places of their choosing. Don’t let their threats scare you away. They are wrong and you are right. No amount of violence and repression can change that.

ICE arrests the slaves, but not the plantation owners

Every time something like the GOP chat leak occurs I hear smart people arguing that shame could be a useful tactic. But shame only works if the bad actors think their actions are bad. Hypocrisy, shame, these Victorian-ish norms are just that, norms, guardrails, and they don't work against fascism.

If you identify the genesis of US fascism as Trump’s entrance into politics, your analysis will fail every time. Fascism didn’t come to the US—it was born here! In the garrison-colonies of the British and Spanish, in the genocidal westward expansion, in the slave ships bringing misery and wealth.

Charlie Kirk was too slow and stupid to make a well-timed turn like Trump. Everyone knew this was his greatest weakness.