want it on the record that i made it exactly six months out from thesis defense before applying to go back for a doctorate

oot reboot u know what that means: time to terrorize the loz fandom again!!

personally i like to get my breaking news exclusively from beautiful air signs

my take on the topic du jour? well. i agree with some of the involved. as for the others they must be shot in the street like dogs

a casket calls MY name?????? in this economy??????

waking up at six am and craving a cig we are soooooo back baby !!!

WE HAVE DRAFTS NOWW

NO MORE RETROGRADES INTO PISCES MY SATURN RETURN IS FINALLY OVERRRRRRRRRRRRR

so how are all my saturn in aries babies feeling this wednesday? are u excited 2 start ur saturn return???

watching olympic biathlon and pointing out all the men who tried to fuck me when i was nineteen

please give us more personal data please please please please c’mon you’re being so mean dude. we only got breached like three times. we’re NOT going to sell it man please please please plus its for like safety? so you’re the one who looks stupid right now come on pleaaaaaase just one data point bro

can i be soooooo vulnerable rn? i fear i'd still let billy joel armstrong hit :/

hilariously the one thing™️ that cleared my skin was estranging myself from my family LMFAOOOOOOOOO worth

i have a need for that rat clutch

ok NOW we're on to the crusades (there's more than one???????)

ok now we're onto napoleon

i need you guys to know that @redbelles.bsky.social is currently explaining the historical context of the film 300 to me because i was homeschooled and actually know nothing

pizza party nostradamus

reading someone's lab notebook and realizing that its a waste of time to be hurt by their actions bc they're fucking stupid. like actually. it's on paper.

walking into a meeting thats just a 2v2 biologist/chemist brawl as to what "normalization" will mean for this project HAHAHAHAHAHA

speaking it into existence that i will still have my tits out and be a menace at 80

'measles outbreak at the child prison' seems entirely avoidable, it's really the kind of thing that only happens if you do several unthinkably evil things on purpose all at once

i literally love flemeth

guess who finally got to start da2 last night mwahahahaha

miss bashful was so right,,,, it really is hard being hot

humbling libra men is my passion :)

i do want to dance to hudmo but specifically cbat so jot that down

starting to think i should maybe give myself like fifteen minutes after waking up before mainlining the news cycle

great news everyone i did not barf and my plate is hashtag running

six mg zyn in the pcr hood was a mistake im gonna barf

GAURAV GUPTA Couture Spring/Summer 2026

gritty you know what to do gritty

time 2 see what new horror's waiting for us !

If the human shield language brings to mind the IDF, there’s a reason for that: ICE and CBP are among the US state entities who train with Israeli security forces. deadlyexchange.org/about-deadly...

I've been studying the history of US, and indeed, global policing my whole career and I can't make it more clear to law makers that this isn't a bastardization of policing, it is its purest form and logical conclusion. The impunity, militarization, deference, legitimacy, racial targeting, etc.

not to sound too much like my nan or anything but: jesus, mary, and joseph.

slightly drunk at my alma mater's ncaa hockey game starting a refs you suck chant

Reminder for the new year

hot: having autocorrect off not: auto-hyphenation

fuk!

Quality performance art. Easy to parse, thematically relevant, kinda gross. Love it.

"oh yeah, sword fucking and MICE." - @redbelles.bsky.social right now, describing the spectrum of my writing? i guess?

the thing i miss most about twitter is the men who would pay me to bully them !

u guys will NOT guess who just got her car stuck sideways in the driveway !

local libra attends opening night of wuthering heights solely for the xcx score

so like.... what happens in wuthering heights ?