Ewww this gross piece of shit is the one who cheated on Lily Allen??!? But I 💯 need that level of detail. Duane Reed bag full of butt plugs under the bed, sis I am SAT tell me everythinggggggg

POV: my fourth grader came home with a recorder the same week that #TaylorSwift dropped her new album and hoo boy that first trip home from school was a cacophony of Showgirl sounds, pterodactyl blasts and screeches, and off key toots but he DID know the rhythm already so homeboy was fuckin jammin!

Opalite WI$H LI$T Cancelled!! The Fate of Ophelia Are my immediate replays-what are yours? 😻

Ope. Did the rapture miss you sweetie? Better get back on your TradWife bullshit 💁‍♀️

Wait. It’s the rapture again? Who can keep up with all the different times people are waiting for this? It’s basically like Truck Month now. It’s time to fire your Marketing Department babes.

Blocking Nazis, trolls, and fascists doesn’t make it an “echo chamber.” People need to stop gaslighting us into thinking we have to listen to Nazis and debate trolls in order to be informed.

My little guy is raising money for his school. He really wants to win the prizes but hasn’t hit his $200 goal yet. Any strangers on the internet want to surprise him? Any amount helps! 🫰🏻 www.givebacks.com/causes/1fc82...

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“Boy you gOTTER” 😭 I am deceased help

LOL at how Ed Kelce doesn’t know to sort of shut up and let the details be private Like nothing can ruin my mood today. I haven’t stopped smiling 🤩

Just a chill 38 karats or something 🤩 I’ve given myself the rest of the day off “for religious reasons” ❤️‍🔥💖❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥💖❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥💖❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥💖❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

Someone said Zelenskyy should walk into the Oval office tomorrow wearing a tan suit, and boy do I feel that. Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦✊🏻

VINYL ACQUIRED! 🫨🧡 Screaming. crying. Add to cart!

Not me staring into the website glitter trying to see if it’s a secret magic eye poster from the 90s style hidden clue 🕵️ #TS12 #clowning

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Poor Astronomer Souls

This is the most lib take I've ever had, but there's no real downside if, with a lot of money and free time next year, native South Carolinian Stephen Colbert ran against Lindsey Graham.

Explain to me how Trump was blathering on recently about how “Terrible FED chair Jerome Powell is and how he was appointed by Biden” over and over in the interview (he was appointed by Trump during his first term) And No One in the room thought to question or challenge him about that in real time?

@guitargirlnyc.bsky.social I will take one Dishwasher Demystifier please! ‼️

Interwebs Friends Check In! July 2025 Life gets busy but I’d love to hear how you’ve been! My update in the comments 🥰 @cherylohellno.bsky.social @guitargirlnyc.bsky.social @kdparrow.bsky.social @amyp5347.bsky.social @tcomms-nmj.bsky.social @lkilco.bsky.social @remysmom.bsky.social

“Why are these kids always on their devices all day and can’t have a conversation anymore with their grandparents?” -Boomers who are literally ALSO obsessively checking her phone constantly for the latest Faux News alert and spewing religious nonsense at every chance for a conversation 🙄

Tell me why I am such a masochist that I am TWO FUCKING HOURS late signing into work because I stood in my kitchen arguing with my mother (who is visiting) about why as a woman who has a brain that she still votes for a Felon/Rapist/malignant narcissist/russian asset 😖 FML

Does anyone know? What the FUCK? (Gestures broadly at everything)

Keep one eye open you motherfuckers -Women who grew up to be called “Elder Millennials” 🤬 and are now in Perimenopause

We grieve for our Democracy

They've got enough money to throw us into another war, but not enough money to fund the suicide prevention hotline. Very "pro-life." Very "pro-family." So "GREAT."

It finally hit me. Stephen Miller is just real-life Bronson Pinchot in The Langoliers.

We have to add the total number of service members in the parade to the No Kings protest totals! That lack of cadence in their step was a deliberate protest and I LOVE THAT FOR US!

Anyone else absolutely CACKLING when they see the nonexistent crowds at the apricot asshole’s birthday parade?

I am ten toes down ready to start a riot for a Getaway Car video!!! #TaylorSwift

How do 2 cats manage to sound like 237 Zebras thundering through a gorge when you’re trying to sleep in on a Sunday?

Ok now I’m firmly on the Taylor intentionally drew our attention to the controlled narrative and how “off” the AMAs were and then simultaneously the Handmaids Tale clip to open our eyes to propaganda.

if you’re a first time clowner, i have been appointed as your emotional support elder millennial swiftie 🫶 many years clowning experience, allow me to be your guide

Anyone see any cleaning carts big enough for a tall woman?

Before the show starts: It’s okay if Taylor doesn’t win all of the awards, there are so many deserving artists that have been nominated and they deserve their flowers too! It’s also okay if Taylor doesn’t announce anything 🫶🏼 TTPD deserves its flowers and I’ll still be celebrating either way

🖤💛🖤💛Steeler Nation is proud of you Art!!!

#GoalsGroupies 5/19/25-5/25/25 The weather is warming up and the goals are on ❤️‍🔥 Whatcha working on this week crew? @cherylohellno.bsky.social @guitargirlnyc.bsky.social @kdparrow.bsky.social @amyp5347.bsky.social @tcomms-nmj.bsky.social @lkilco.bsky.social @remysmom.bsky.social

Teaching Crown Prince Mango Miyazaki how to play catch! #CatsofBlueSky

#GoalsGroupies 5/5/25-5/11/25 Hey team! I hope your week is full of progress & all the Moms are celebrated 💐 Who has a goal to share? @cherylohellno.bsky.social @guitargirlnyc.bsky.social @kdparrow.bsky.social @amyp5347.bsky.social @tcomms-nmj.bsky.social @lkilco.bsky.social @remysmom.bsky.social

Firing Mike Waltz did not pay the bill… Settle the tab. Hegseth must go. He places every American life and our allies in harm’s way.

Of course it's...

When does the winning start?

#GoalsGroupies 4/28/25-5/4/25 Have a great week ON PURPOSE! Stand firmly in the knowledge that you are AWESOME and we have your back! @cherylohellno.bsky.social @guitargirlnyc.bsky.social @kdparrow.bsky.social @amyp5347.bsky.social @tcomms-nmj.bsky.social @lkilco.bsky.social @remysmom.bsky.social

Happy Birthday Empress Mochi Mamamoto 🍣 Look who is 4 today 😍

So what I’m seeing is that JD Vance met with the Pope and it literally killed him.

i think it's time to get "hospitalized" for "exhaustion"

Tired of the endless existential dread? Enjoy Sleepy Mango’s freckled toe beans and ✨ dissociate with me✨