Tried bullet🤍 (merong heart yung title as per #bgg) after a netrunner GNK. Bullet hell & pattern match clearing game mechanics are cute. Place bullets on your board based on color and number. Not enough space and you get hit. Clear bullets by matching patterns for your specific character.

Fave tracks off of Melanie C's new album are: 01 Sweat 05 Pressure 07 Attitude 3 out of 13 songs The rest are okay. Not my go to workout playlist vibe, which is what I am picking up from the choices. Glad she's still making music. music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

"Wow!" - ams Celebrating 30 years of Netrunner!

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JFK did not kill himself. He was murdered. The truth is coming for us all. theonion.info

Seryoso ba yan na declaration? lol

‘My Work Doesn’t Define Me,’ Says Man Who Will Spend 90,000 Hours Of Lifetime At Office https://theonion.com/my-work-doesnt-define-me-says-man-who-will-spend-90000-hours-of-lifetime-at-office/

I am enjoying the Daemons of the Shadow Realm vibe so far Episode 3

Started watching With Hat Atelier. The art and music is great.

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto

“Ms. Rowling currently poses an extreme danger both to herself and the public, and we will not rest until she is apprehended,” said Deputy Commissioner of the Metropolitan Police Matt Jukes

Kabaklaan season 1 finale. Isekai Office Worker

The last thing I was expecting from Elijah Canlas was a rap EP. music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

The Onion Film Standard: Oscars 2026

Methode is so mommy coded. wtf

remember you can always burn Shein clothes for petroleum

I choose love over hate. And bigger love when love comes. If you're unsure about trans people, Chiitan isn't asking you to understand. Just watch over them kindly. Trans folks simply want to laugh, love & grow with those who light up their world. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

Report: Only 20 Minutes Until Introverted Man Gets To Leave Party https://theonion.com/report-only-20-minutes-until-introverted-man-gets-to-l-1819576241/

Nintendo: “Pokemon Are Real And You Can Eat Them”

Its Tyr-ing up my heart coz of this scoop. #netrunner

Bodybuilder Films Self Eating Chicken To Make Sure Form Correct https://theonion.com/bodybuilder-films-self-eating-chicken-to-make-sure-form-correct/

Bzzzzzz #Netrunner #VantagePoint

Warm, Syrupy Pleasure Coursing Through Man’s Veins After Big Hit Of Mattress https://theonion.com/warm-syrupy-pleasure-coursing-through-man-s-veins-afte-1819579635/

valentine's day isn't just for couples, it's also a day to celebrate love. for instance, i would love it if housing prices came down.

Ang cute ng isekai na to coz kabaklaan plus world building plot. I liked it enough to start reading the manga. And Sei is relatable sa akin. lol www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZOX...

Babe wake up new Dr. Bees www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwdN...

Jeff Bezos Depressed After Realizing Net Worth Still Just Number Known To Man https://theonion.com/jeff-bezos-depressed-after-realizing-net-worth-still-ju-1844052521/

Some of the fun time I had for this #Netrunner GNK: 1. Didn't read MirrorMorph's ability well enough 2. Acce6 7 as Muslihat, flopping, then dying to a Measured Response from Ampere 3. Too many clicks with Wage Workers, Luminal, & Nanomanagement 4. Dealing with PT Untaian shell games

Tis a #Netrunner day today. You are filled with determination 2026 APAC Circuit Breaker Invitational & I am fueled by Pan de Manila. 🍞🍞

Powerful Bidet Blasts Hole Clean Through Man

scott adams accepting jesus christ at the last minute, saying he looks forward to spending eternity with him, opening his eyes and learning that jesus is black

Campbell’s Unveils New Line Of Self-Defense Soups https://theonion.com/campbells-unveils-new-line-of-self-defense-soups/

A Netrunner wrapped from The Maker's Eye makers-eye.com

I apparently used lol, game, and netrunner the few times I've posted on here. 😆 www.madebyolof.com/bluesky-wrap...

Still slow. I wanna go sub 40 seconds. lol

oh, may mini-sudoku game thing pala ang linkedin. Time to apply the killer sudoku speedrunning attempts to this. lol

Surrender. keri. lol

I'm sorry naysayers and grumps, but genuinely, going for a daily walk, cycling, or whatever light activity you can manage WILL improve your overall health. It's not a crash diet or a way to get ripped, but staying active is so good for your circulation, flexibility, cardio, and mental health.

You can love someone you love even if you don't love yourself🏳️‍⚧️ But if you love yourself, you can love both yourself and the person you love. Your love becomes twofold. So take care of yourself. Your soul is beautiful.

I have been listening to The Old Religion throughout the day. music.youtube.com/watch?v=bvb4...

spooky season pic. When horrors are one step away from being beyond comprehension 😆

Inside Epstein's Criminal Enterprise. Find out more by watching 'The Onion Investigates: Jeffery Epstein' by The Onion here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjhSoGcQhWU

@bskyttrpg.bsky.social gave me the Swashbuckler class. I like poking people, I guess.

Kung may time kayong manood ng Cinemalaya, I would recommend Republika ng Pipolipinas. I like yung pagka-documentary style niya. It encourages the audience to reflect on what it means to be Filipino. Also the way it transitions between light and heavy scenes was well executed.

Chiitan has a dream. I hope that one day the term LGBT will become a thing of the past. I will continue to spread my message until we live in a world where everyone can love freely and is free from persecution and discrimination. Until then, let's all support each other🤍

Carly Rae Jepsen - Run Away with Me

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