Campbell’s Unveils New Line Of Self-Defense Soups https://theonion.com/campbells-unveils-new-line-of-self-defense-soups/

A Netrunner wrapped from The Maker's Eye makers-eye.com

I apparently used lol, game, and netrunner the few times I've posted on here. 😆 www.madebyolof.com/bluesky-wrap...

Still slow. I wanna go sub 40 seconds. lol

oh, may mini-sudoku game thing pala ang linkedin. Time to apply the killer sudoku speedrunning attempts to this. lol

Surrender. keri. lol

I'm sorry naysayers and grumps, but genuinely, going for a daily walk, cycling, or whatever light activity you can manage WILL improve your overall health. It's not a crash diet or a way to get ripped, but staying active is so good for your circulation, flexibility, cardio, and mental health.

You can love someone you love even if you don't love yourself🏳️‍⚧️ But if you love yourself, you can love both yourself and the person you love. Your love becomes twofold. So take care of yourself. Your soul is beautiful.

I have been listening to The Old Religion throughout the day. music.youtube.com/watch?v=bvb4...

spooky season pic. When horrors are one step away from being beyond comprehension 😆

Inside Epstein's Criminal Enterprise. Find out more by watching 'The Onion Investigates: Jeffery Epstein' by The Onion here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjhSoGcQhWU

@bskyttrpg.bsky.social gave me the Swashbuckler class. I like poking people, I guess.

Kung may time kayong manood ng Cinemalaya, I would recommend Republika ng Pipolipinas. I like yung pagka-documentary style niya. It encourages the audience to reflect on what it means to be Filipino. Also the way it transitions between light and heavy scenes was well executed.

Chiitan has a dream. I hope that one day the term LGBT will become a thing of the past. I will continue to spread my message until we live in a world where everyone can love freely and is free from persecution and discrimination. Until then, let's all support each other🤍

Carly Rae Jepsen - Run Away with Me

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you are enough. any more of you would be too much.

😌 #Netrunner

An update on Slay the Spire 2's release date for those who haven't read the September Neowsletter.

friendly reminder that if you own a printer/make frequent runs to the copy center, you should play Netrunner! game is legitimately amazing, and is the cheapest competitive card game, bar none. check out the game here, friendos: nullsignal.games

oh finally, deep dive's gone. lol #netrunner

Brita Unveils New In-Throat Water Filters theonion.com/brita-u...

too small to lumber. too big to scurry 😔

Eto na naman tayo sa steam sale add to cart, pero 75% chance na walang bibilhin. lol

Summon using magic. 魔法を使って召喚ですっ☆

Yesterday's #netrunner 2025 Philippine Megacity card haul, petrunner (bonus goblin noises), & outfit. Placed 7th. Might have made the top 4 cut if I had won my last game, but much fun was had as always. Now to build decks that will use the card hauls. Lol www.instagram.com/p/DLd66ARz2wA/

I gotta be real 😔 I don’t think having a big gaming backlog is a big deal. It’s your money and your time and if you don’t like the game you bought, you don’t have to finish it

Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs (hard mode, no SW, ST, or LOTR)

Bezos Wedding Guests Delighted By Amazon Worker With Ring Tied To Collar Crawling Down Aisle theonion.com/bezos-w...

Many ways to pass a torch.

When the ego dissolves, the head feels lighter.

Oooh. Long live the Queen sequel has a kickstarter www.kickstarter.com/projects/han...

May thy knife chip and shatter.

I still feel iffy with Civ 7 compared to its predecessors tbh.

Posting comics until I reach 35k followers, buckle up

are they truly measured responses? lol #Netrunner

The cost increases associated with tariffs have unfortunately forced us to adjust our prices. See below for details: nullsignal.games/blog/an-upda... Remember that free print-and-plays of all our #Netrunner sets are always available on our website, and legal at all levels of organized play!

Today will be your last chance to get #CampBuddy #ScoutmasterSeason for 30% off! Whether you like your meat well done, or raw, these guys will be sure to leave you coming back for more! Be sure to use code "CBSS3ANNIV" at checkout for the discount!

It is time to binge watch season 3

Drop something SANDY 🏖️

not my econ cards 😅 #netrunner nullsignal.games/blog/standar...

Ariana's acoustic version of We Can't be Friends 👌 4 out of 5 for this short film www.youtube.com/watch?v=yj1K...

Since every individual is accountable ultimately to the self, formation of that self demands the utmost care and attention.