49ers, you can finally rest now.

Oh geez, how could it get any more awkwar-

Introduce yourself with what almost killed you: Hi, I'm Bennett, and I was very, VERY sick. I was 5 years old, and I developed an ear infection that turned into full blown osteomyolitis. My mastoid process became infected to the point that I couldn't turn my head without excruciating pain.

SO LONG, SUCKERS!

huge guts 🗡️fanart by: Yohan Alexander

Four Christmas films to know me by...

BWAHAHAHAHAHA I remain convinced that Amazon did not get permission to do this and as soon as the licensor got back into the office, some strongly worded emails were SENT

There isn't enough coffee in the world for the correct amount of a spit-take after reading the asking price for Lily C.A.T on DVD.

Did I ever tell you my favorite color is blue, Charlie Brown?

"...long considered lost media..."? Yeah, so lost, that the entire film is on YouTube.... WHICH THE ARTICLE MENTIONS! www.polygon.com/red-spectacl...

I dunno what you're on about, I for one am glad that Squints from the Sandlot is in the new Metroid!

Physical media would come back like gangbusters if they had half the imagination of the guy who designed this Special Edition of Total Recall. ITS ADORABLE!

Rampaging through the rest of 2025 like-

Came across this beautiful mural of Rick James in his prime. Yup, sure is Rick James.

Just turned 36. One more year, and I can make a Clerks joke.

[JP] MEMORIES 4K UHD & BD LE. 30th anniversary. English subtitles listed. December 24. v-storage.jp/sp-site/memo... v-storage.jp/catalog_news...

Releasing some Patreon comics over the next few days.

I'm approaching a full year since I came back to America to care for my ailing father. He is doing as well as he can, having his good and bad days, and I am grateful that I get to be there for him during his twilight years. I'm halfway to getting my associate's, and am balancing school/care/work.

The perfect horror movie concept doesn't exi- www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFqG...

Never forget. blockclubchicago.org/2025/08/08/2...

One of the episodes I am most proud of.

What was the big scandal at your school? My 8th grade physical science teacher accidentally killed a goldfish during a science demonstration. He placed a goldfish bowl w/ water in it inside a vacuum jar. The idea was that the fish would swim around while the water seemingly boiled. It... didn't.

Had to travel for school, so I'm staying at my brother's. I think his pets, Barry the Cat and Dan the Dog, like me.

One more time.... ....FAAAACK HOKE HOGAN!

When I was in high school back in 2005 I helped with the 9/11 memorial program. The song we used for the really horrible stuff was "Dreamer." My best friend suggested it, and hearing it was Ozzy, I wasn't sure until I heard it. I still have just a bit of an emotional reaction about it.

In remembrance of the absolute legend, name some of your favorite Ozzy songs. Bark At The Moon/Over The Mountain are untouchable as far as I'm concerned.

This is Dan. Dan is a good boy.

If Gunn's Superman is the most comic book accurate movie, then where was THIS scene? Hmmmmm?!

Saw Superman. For those of you who may remember a thread of mine on bird-site talking about Supes and the hope he represents, you won't be surprised to hear I dug Gunn's take on Supes. The film itself is also pretty good, albeit clunky and not nearly as funny as I think it was intending to be.

Steve Harrison found the VHS of this 1982 cable show, now here it is for everyone! Thrill to Toei's NYC office, be awestruck by the toy collection, and be intrigued by a short English-dub segment of a Queen Millennia TV episode! It's all waiting for you... Beyond The Horizon! youtu.be/0RDOk6oZUnk

I wanted to parody/homage @civvie11.bsky.social with a video game review in his "set", talking about a game that I reviewed back in my Sage Reviews days. @marcswint.com Did a wonderful job capturing what my cell would look like, had I been sent to the mines, as it were.

This was for an April Fools' Day video that had to be canned due to my writing gig obligations. Brings an ol', wistful tear to the eye.

"Yo! Ora Hank Hill!" #art #kingofthehill #hankhill #dragonball #goku #gohan

Genuinely impressive set design. It also pulls off the rare feat of being ironically enjoyable, while not having a single mean bone in its body.

A friendly plea to please support us how you can as one of the last remaining bastions of independent anime distribution in the US 🙏

Sometimes, the dumbest and simplest things are the most giggle worthy. ovenofpower.ytmnd.com

Now that terminology has shifted, ARE the Wu Tang Clan something to fuck with?

No matter how down I feel sometimes about how my online video career went down, moments like these make me feel like it was all worth it. Thank you.

In honor of the great Sabin. Suplex!!! #finalfantasyvi #MTGxFINALFANTASY

Nephew's birthday is coming up. Guess what he just got into...

Finished Expedition 33. Very, VERY good game, but I do feel it could have benefited from some environmental polish, and its ending lands with a thud. As a GOTY contender, its kinda frustrating how these blemishes keep cropping up. At least Esquie is awesome.

I know Expedition 33 is a "budget" title, but the jank to praise ratio is way too skewed. Having fun, but this should've been ironed out.

I think my friend MIGHT be obsessive about Persona...