Couple about to sign divorce papers… WOMAN: I wish I'd never joined that Star Wars dating app MAN: You were looking for love in Alderaan places WOMAN: And I wish I'd never married a guy addicted to Star Wars puns MAN: It was a wookie mistake WOMAN: Just sign it MAN, SIGNING: May divorce be with you

The cartoon Bee and Puppycat has more actual adult situations than any show with an "adult content" warning at the start. I mean, rather than boobs and bums they're all about having landlords and needing to work several gig economy jobs just to pay rent - proper grown up stuff deserving of a warning

Recent work #art #artsky #watercolor #painting #traditionalart

I might be a horrible person, I don't know, but headlines like this give me energy. 'Mon the elephants!!

I once watched Darkman and Robocop on the same night and was surprised how similar they are

oh great now where am I supposed to get my world’s biggest condoms

The two genders: Androgynous Chibi A and Androgynous Chibi B

Treated my [non-diagnosed attention span issues] to a set of 30 fancypants bookmarks. Thirty! Imagine how many books I can have on the go at the same time now! (Well, yes, thirty, okay)

On my way home from work, listening to the audiobook of Monstrous Regiment, I saw a man from the bus who looked just like Terry Pratchett. I don't know who you are, white-bearded man in a hat, but you made me smile

Fly Agaric. The most famous member of a family of mushrooms containing some of the most toxic in the world. folksy.com/find/item/86... #Mushrooms #FlyAgaric #OriginalArt #Drawing #Watercolour #MixedMedia #Painting #Artwork #ArtFromScotland #GiftIdeas #ArtShop #ShopIndy #NatureArt #bsnm

Me, a foolish amateur writer: how can I communicate the relationship between my characters without make my dialogue seem clumsy? Shakespeare, our greatest wordsmith:

The Japanese white-eye, known as mejiro in Japan, is a small, bird that has captured the admiration of nature enthusiasts. My artwork is available... folksy.com/find/item/86... #JapaneseWhiteEye #Birds #OriginalArt #Drawing #Painting #Artwork #TraditionalArtist #GiftIdeas #bsnm #WildlifeArt

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Had a dream last night that I was shopping for a CD Walkman but I wasn't happy because I really wanted one that could also play tapes.

Just had one of my most annoying memory failures where I'm like, there are two things to bear in mind here - the first is XYZ and the other... I forget. I like to keep the really important point to the end, you see

Blondie is the ABBA it's cool to admit liking

We've all had days (weeks, months, years, lives) like this, right? Scream along with me.

If you’re looking for an affordable gift of *original* art (not prints), then look no further. I’ve bought from Wee Owl a few times and it’s always been a wonderful experience and beautiful art!

A winter landscape in oil pastel. This A4 piece is an original and it's a available from my Folksy shop... folksy.com/find/item/85... #OriginalArt #PastelPainting #OilPastels #PastelArt #Painting #Artwork #TraditionalArtist #ArtFromScotland #GiftIdeas #ArtShop #ShopIndy #SupportSmallBusiness #bsnm

What are you playing at, April? Come on

So glad I subbed to this. This month's game is Blippo+, offering a televisual trip through subspace to ...another planet? ...the nineties? ...whatever, it's brilliant and I love it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHgO...

Table applications are now open for Sequential Scotland 2026! We can’t wait to see what everyone’s been up to! Apply here docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

the Pitt………

If you see this, drop a hero with a sword

Illustration countdown to #WrensAria publication! 35/52 When open revolt breaks out at the castle, everyone must choose a side. The Queen's raptors, kept tethered and humbled by that tyrant, have a chance at revenge!

I don't care what my clock said when my alarm went off, that was 5am

Innocently scrolling through the Guardian when my eyes were ASSAULTED by this DEVIANT FILTH! I don't know what SICK, DEPRAVED activities get their writers going but I for one will not stand for

There's only a couple of days left to submit to this, submissions close on Monday‼️‼️‼️

All eight #SmallProphets covers are available as a pack of postcards. Buy here: colemandesign.co.uk/shop and love them. Forever. 9/

Started watching the Pitt, and trying to get past how much Noah Wyle looks like Little Alex Horne these days

Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy. Art by @wocco.bsky.social

I hope this is really popular so they make movies of all the Mario games. Mario Golf writes itself - Bowser, the oafish golfer who grabs women and wants to take over the world?

Barn Owls have some extraordinary adaptations to help them hunt at night, such as silent flight, sensitive hearing and the ability to spot movement in very low light. folksy.com/find/item/85... #BarnOwl #Owl #Birds #OriginalArt #Drawing #Painting #Artwork #GiftIdeas #ShopIndy #WildlifeArt #bsnm

Painted this for my mum's birthday. She does like an alpaca but then, doesn't everyone? Look at that daft wee face!

new plant 🌱

What day is it? #DrawDeathsHeadDay

Robocop's mysterious perp has been revealed! It's everyone's favourite freelance peace-keeping agent, Death's Head! (Happy birthday, Simon Furman!) It's also #HellboyDay so that's why he's turned up. #DrawDeathsHeadDay #DrawDeathsHeadDay2026 #FreelancePeacekeepingAgent #KelvinDrawsThings

Changing it to 'Animate Death's Head Day' yes? #DrawDeathsHeadDay

Happy #drawdeathsheadday to those who celebrate, yes? Styled after the master, Geoff Senior.

Wait, there's a #DrawDeathsHeadDay? Don't mind if I do!

General Submissions for Translunar Travelers Lounge are open. We are looking for speculative fiction stories, 5000 words or fewer. Please read the guidelines. We're looking forward to them! translunartravelerslounge.com/submissions/

Spending the morning ripping CDs to MP3 like it's 2005 or something. All in a good cause though: getting this five-disc beauty ready for listening to on my way to work

A small drawing of Lithops plants, also known as stone plants. They avoid being eaten by herbivores with their camouflage as small stones. folksy.com/find/item/85... #Lithops #Plants #OriginalArt #Drawing #ColourPencil #PenAndInk #Artwork #ArtFromScotland #GiftIdeas #ArtShop #ShopIndy #bsnm

Drew the mighty Miriam Margolyes today in my sketchbook, using a red and blue pencil from @drawartstore.bsky.social. I think the pencil is meant for comic book sketching, so probably not the best idea for drawing something that I then want to photograph clearly!

When you were here before Couldn't look you in the eye Your head's at an angle Your face is too high

Name an album you've heard on cassette. First album I ever bought.

One time I spent five minutes at lunch drawing a reverse centaur and it became one of my most retweeted pieces of art. I resented that so I deleted it but now it can be free again because not enough people follow me on here for it to go big

I’m thrilled to announce that my shop is open once again! I’m really excited to get back to running my wee business and making wares that appeal to fellow animal enthusiasts. Some of my most popular notebooks are now back in stock, and I’m working on new designs for 2026 👀 www.emseeitch.com/shop

I remember when I was little I used to leave the window open at night "so the vampires could get in" and now I'm rereading a childhood favourite, the Little Vampire, I think I might have an inkling where I got that from...