Wiping a couple of ancient laptops so I can recycle them. One's a winXP and a thing of beauty. The size and weight of a hardback art book, an array of cable sockets down each side, no camera pointed at me, a freakin DVD-RW drive! Almost wish I could keep it now

I'm getting to an age now when new factors enter into my purchasing decisions. Like, it's a nice armchair, but is it one I can see myself in, years from now, unfinished book in my lap, tea cup on the floor beneath my dangling hand, unseeing eyes fixed on the heavens?

We are BACK, baby! 👻 Positively jazzed to announce that the horrors never cease and neither do I, so you all get a brand new SCREAM! HALLOWEEN SPECIAL this October! Truly spoiled by the creators on this one, an absolute dream team, with a banger of a cover by Salvador Lavado!🎃

Went down to the kitchen for a glass of water and by the time I got back upstairs it had evaporated

reminder that tomorrow is the day again

And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, slouches towards Downing Street to be born? I give them six months

Okay, sorry, I'll stop now

Is it my turn to be Prime Minister this week? Because I already have plans...

Is it my turn to be prime minister yet?

In ten years I’ll be Britain’s prime minister. Not that I want to be, it’ll just be my turn by then

Is it my turn to be Prime Minister of the UK yet?

Is it my turn to be Prime Minister? Thought I'd better check.

We are all having fun, but just think how sad you are gonna be when it's your turn to be prime minister

We're all laughing now, but remember this moment when it's your turn to be prime minister.

Has anyone made the tired old "the way things are going it must be my turn to be prime minister by now" joke, because the way things are going I think it must be my turn to make that joke by now

The pre-house-move clearout is sending a lot of my daft old drawings to the recycle bin, but I took some photies to remember them by...

Best thing about moving house is paring down all the stuff you own, until you've decided on only those important, precious belongings which absolutely mean the most to you, and then you give those things to a charity shop.

⭐️New⭐️ A new fox drawing with autumn rowan branches is now available. You will find this original on Folksy... folksy.com/find/item/86... #Fox #AnimalArt #OriginalArt #Drawing #Painting #Artwork #TraditionalArtist #ArtFromScotland #GiftIdeas #ArtShop #SupportSmallBusiness #WildlifeArt #bsnm

Golden marigolds, an oil pastel painting, A4 in size. Will add a little warmth to a space or make a very special gift... folksy.com/find/item/85... #Flowers #Marigolds #OriginalArt #Drawing #OilPastels #Painting #Artwork #TraditionalArtist #ArtFromScotland #GiftIdeas #ArtShop #ShopIndy #bsnm

had a dream last night where someone told me "the Backrooms is just House of Leaves in 10-point Times New Roman"

Been house hunting recently. Wasn't too into this one until I saw this room. Do you think I'll need to wait until I'm able to equip bombs and then look for a crack in the wall outside?

Yeah, I'll fanfic an "it was all a dream" epilogue to my favourite old show, I don't care

"Grandfather!" There was that voice again, cutting in, interrupting, right when things were starting to get interesting. The Doctor could feel it: he had just regenerated into one of his dearest friends. How could this have happened? What could it mean? "Grandfather, come back!"

Betteridge's law of headlines doing double duty this morning...

The start and the finished sketch Bic pen on paper #art #birds #nature #sciart

One of the most annoying things about modern internet search is the move from asking "did you mean x...?" to "nah, you meant x so that's all I'm gonna show you" Trying to find a show called "In Love with Shakespeare" and will it show me anything but the movie "Shakespeare in Love"? No it will not.

A little Princess Mononoke sketch!

@707kat.bsky.social did you know KC Green also did the "I GUESS" panel? gunshowcomic.com/367

Listening to the excellent Beastie Boys Book, pausing to play each record they mention, is a great way to pass an overly long bus journey

Petition to replace "it's not rocket science" with "it's not folding a fitted sheet"

A small panel calls for a small chicken. 4x4, oil on cradled wood. #oilpainting #painting #art #birds #chickens #traditionalart #tinypainting

No AI! Drawn on Clip Studio Paint with a Huion Dial tablet thingy

Best thing about working from home? No one knows you're binge-watching Cartoon Network

Happy #WorldOtterDay "Otter" Hand embroidery artwork #WildlifeArt #embroidery #ThreadPainting

Looks like a decent fella, like if the Fast Show cast Paul Whitehouse as Satan. "All right, son? Fancy a jaffa cake? That'll be one soul. Nah, I'm only kidding, mate. Or am I, eh? Nahahahaa"

Rewatching all of Poirot and a new reaction gif just dropped

As an anthropologist, I endorse this message!

Still working on moving home, but got more time available for art now so I have reopened my shop as every little sale helps with the big move, when it comes. folksy.com/find/shop/th... #OriginalArt #Drawing #Painting #Artwork #GiftIdeas #ArtShop #ShopIndy #SupportSmallBusiness #NatureArt #bsnm

Nice surprise arrived in the post this morning! Didn't even know it had been despatched. Top quality printing and a magazine that takes me back to my misspent youth. Love it! #A1Deadline

ChatCDB: a clueless boy turns to genAI to figure out how to talk to the girl of his dreams, only for the AI to hallucinate that it too is a person in love with her... with deadly consequences. Cyrano DeBergerac meets the Terminator.

Pencil portrait I made of Humphrey Bogart - part of my cover for The Desperate Hours @arrowvideo.bsky.social www.arrowvideo.com/blu-ray/the-... #art #illustration

Couple about to sign divorce papers… WOMAN: I wish I'd never joined that Star Wars dating app MAN: You were looking for love in Alderaan places WOMAN: And I wish I'd never married a guy addicted to Star Wars puns MAN: It was a wookie mistake WOMAN: Just sign it MAN, SIGNING: May divorce be with you

The cartoon Bee and Puppycat has more actual adult situations than any show with an "adult content" warning at the start. I mean, rather than boobs and bums they're all about having landlords and needing to work several gig economy jobs just to pay rent - proper grown up stuff deserving of a warning

Recent work #art #artsky #watercolor #painting #traditionalart

I might be a horrible person, I don't know, but headlines like this give me energy. 'Mon the elephants!!

I once watched Darkman and Robocop on the same night and was surprised how similar they are

oh great now where am I supposed to get my world’s biggest condoms

The two genders: Androgynous Chibi A and Androgynous Chibi B