"Wade, this is said with all due respect. One of you is enough chaos for the whole of the multiverse---"

"HOW MANY WADES ARE THERE?!?!?" This coming from the guy who has hundreds if not thousands of variants.

|| I really gotta start proofreading my replies ☠️

"Really? Huh, alright, that's one I haven't heard before. Only folks I know that got their powers from Clcosmic waves were the Fantastic Four. A Hulk made from cosmic energy... how does that work? Is it still a rage thing like Banner..? Or do you transform from something else?"

"Jokes aside- I'm curious, Thaddeus could create fire during his little outbursts. Is that consistent with the Red Hulks? Or just something he got lucky with in the Gamma Lottery?" Peter stop treating the conversation like a joke. You're gonna end up getting punched.

"Hey- C'mon- cut me some slack here... Like I said, I was just joking around to break the ice- didn't think you'd be so... critical of the joke." He gave a gentle shrug before chuckling. "Let's start over, nice to meet you."

Casually Aura Farming.

"Hey- in all fairness- most of them are green... except for Thaddeus... I was just trying to be funny, make jokes when I'm nervous, or meet new people." He chuckled before rubbing the back of his head.

"Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?- I've met a lot of hulks-"

"Oh? You aren't too bad yourself." A gentle snicker. "Didn't know they made Hulks in other models." He joked

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"Yeah? Alright then, load up!" With that said, Peter quickly fired two weblines upwards and began to walk down the side of the wall to create tension in the webs. "Last train heading for Goblin Station! Spider Travels LTD isn't responsible for lost belongings." He snickered lightly at his own~

"A headache? Pal, you've got no idea. He's a reoccurring migraine." Peter would fire a web line against the building once more and pull to get his feet back onto the wall. "If I slingshot you, think you can use the momentum to catch up with him and take out the glider?"

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"WHERE'S MY MP3 PLAYER?!? AW C'MON! If Tony finds out I lost that he's gonna kill me- The Last Stark brand MP3 in my world and I lost it-"

"Yeah? Don't say I didn't warn ya-" With that said Spidey would release the grip on his webline and propel himself onto a building the Goblin was now trying to retreat to the top of. Quickly running up the side of said building. "Hey! Have you ever done a team up bird boy?" Before Peter could~

"Aw, don't gotta flatter me like that, Tony. If traveling universes has taught me anything, there are more than enough Spider-Men to go around." He said with a playful chuckle. "So what Mark are you on now? Back home, you were on model ten mark 1. You made one hell of a spacesuit."

|| Signing onto bluesky this morning just to see a Spider-Man has been murdered:

"What did you even do with the Iron Spider suit? Noticed it wasn't on its display at Avengers Tower. You didn't replace me, did you?" He asked with a false sense of jealousy.

"Look - this guy's got more tricks up his sleeves than you'd think. Watch out for razor bombs." With that said, Peter would speed ahead. Trying to get a line of sight with the glider so he could attach a web to it.

"You are never gonna let me live that down, are you..?"

|| The Psycho Rangers were my favorite villains from the series hands down. Pink was pure EVIL

//now yall kinda making me wanna do a hulk here...

|| Power Rangers?!?!?!?!?!? I miss my Psycho Pink muse now 😭

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|| He's got a lot of good matchups against street level villains/heroes from marvel

|| Oooooo Marston Vs Bullseye would be a fucking awesome gunfight for an storyline like that.

|| I can see him meeting Wade Wilson and just wanting to use him as target practice after a while ☠️

"This era? What... what year is it???" He would drop from where he was hanging, flipping and landing on his hands and feet in his usual spider like landing.

|| Me seeing a Rockstar Universe Character and tryna think of good crossover ideas /Silly

"Huh... the west? well, that's a bit further out than I'm used to. At least these days, last time I was in the west, I had to fight Kraven... what a field day that was." he's rambling, a side effect of having been displaced across dimensional barriers combined with his usual social attitude.

"uhm- You lost buddy..? or did I get displaced again..? come to think of it- this does not look like new York---" hanging from a web on a tree branch.

oh yeah, I can see it now. bombastic bagman's bombing berry blast. coming to shelves near you. Huh... thinking about it now... how come you don't have any hot sauce brand deals? It seems like they missed a good opportunity there.

Suddenly happy that my days as the bombastic bag man are over-

Do you guys just take every brand deal you're offered? No way Reed signed off on that-

"You know if I'd stuck with professional wrestling, I'd be at least a regional champion by now. weird to think about..."

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"Alright, the last one to catch up to the goblin is paying for milkshakes after." With that said, Peter slingshotted himself into the air and quickly began to webswing after the villain.

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I mean- Can you blame him..? Juggernaut leaves something to be desired. Unlike Paul. All my spider homies hate Paul.