“Don’t bother, Saint Nick. I know where I’m at.” Words he never pictured saying.

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ 𝑯𝒆’𝒔 𝒎𝒂𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂 𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒕 , ⠀⠀ ⠀ 𝑨𝒏𝒅 𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒄𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒊𝒕 𝒕𝒘𝒊𝒄𝒆 .ᐟ ⠀⠀ ⠀ #BSKYRP x #CHRISTMAS ⠀⠀

ʟᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴀʀᴋ ᴅᴇꜱᴄᴇɴᴅ ᴜᴘᴏɴ ᴜꜱ ᴡᴇ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ᴋɴᴏᴡɴ ɪᴛ ᴡᴇʟʟ ᴡᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ʙᴇʏᴏɴᴅ ꜱʏᴍʙɪᴏᴛɪᴄ ʙᴇᴛᴡᴇᴇɴ ᴜꜱ, ɪᴛ'ꜱ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍʏꜱᴇʟꜰ #MarvelRP | #MVRP

𝐎𝐝𝐝𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐲 𝐛𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐝, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐗-𝐌𝐞𝐧'𝐬 𝐟𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫. [#marvelrp #mcurp #nsfwrp #sfwrp]

Should he go Luigi on this man?

Tried that. Doesn't work.

||: It's always the big Three

Tracking a rogue Iron Man suit on a roof, Frank set up a custom rocket launcher, modified with Sabot rounds and lined up the shot as he followed its flight pattern. 🎶Let me earn my spurs in the battle's blur where the day is lost or won...🎶 He pulled the trigger and watched it follow the suit. --

||: Ain't nothin' hotter than a man with double D's dressed in black.

||: Look at that handsome man!!

(( He looks so goooood

— / / ❝ 𝚂𝚘 𝚕𝚎𝚝 𝚒𝚝 𝚋𝚎, 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚝'𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚎 𝙳𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚊 𝚏𝚞𝚜𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚌𝚛𝚊𝚣𝚢 𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚖𝚎 . . .

"Appreciate that. Thought I might be losing my touch. That big sword's pretty neat."

He squinted with amusement. "...You sure as shit ain't throwing that /my/ way, are ya?"

||: I have a 40/60 muse between Gilear of Fantasy High or Bakura from Yugioh.

||: Ew... oh god it's chunky...

He feels lucky to be with her.

Stolen from Robbie

You’re saying these words like they make any god damn sense.

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The fucking what?

// does it look like I was born yesterday?

||:

He worships the quicksand she walks on.

𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐖𝐈𝐃𝐎𝐖 | 𝐑𝐔𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐀𝐍 𝐒𝐏𝐘 | 🔞 —————————————— ✘ - #MCURP | #BSRP ✘ - MCU | Movies | Comics | AU ✘ - Lewd Earned | SFW ✘ - Ace | Bisexual | Sex-Positive ✘ - Mature Themes —————————————— 𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐓 / 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄

@touchlesschere.bsky.social God, how he loves her.

He nodded. "16... Shit that's pretty early. Mine was at 13. I've always had a way with words, ya know?"

"If you ain't getting your nose broke, is it a real fight?"

||: DAMMIT

𝒪𝓃 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝓁𝑒𝒻𝓉. ・ 𝚂𝚊𝚖 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚜𝚘𝚗 ・ ┏ ┓ ᴍᴄᴜʀᴘ ᴀᴜʀᴘ ᴍᴠʀᴘ ┗ ┛ 𝙾𝚌𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚍 ♡

||: Dare I disturb the balance for the meme?

𝕃𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕟, 𝕝𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕟 𝕀 𝕨𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕 𝕥𝕒𝕜𝕖 𝕒 𝕨𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕡𝕖𝕣 𝕀𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥'𝕤 𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕙𝕒𝕕 𝕥𝕠 𝕘𝕚𝕧𝕖 𝑪𝒂𝒖𝒔𝒆 𝒎𝒚 𝒆𝒄𝒉𝒐, 𝒆𝒄𝒉𝒐 𝑰𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒐𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝒗𝒐𝒊𝒄𝒆 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒃𝒂𝒄𝒌

"...To each their own." Who was he of all people to speak ill of the dead?

"You're a Jets fan, Red. Nothing should surprise me at this point."

"Not bad picks. The Beatles Love Remix album was a surprise."

Depends on the super powers.

“I found your CD collection. Good on you for buying physical media.”

❝ 𝙄 𝙢𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩'𝙫𝙚 𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙞𝙣 𝙥𝙪𝙧𝙜𝙖𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙮 . . . ❞

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||: I just saw Clive barker and shes already an absolute win

||: ...Worth the quills.

"The hell were you doing under debris, huh?" He smirked at the cat. "His loyalty is bought by good grub, and I ain't got any on me, so if you still 'want' him, he's a cheap date."

"...I sheltered him for a bit. He's a wandering stray usually though." He scratched lightly under the cat's chin.

"I recognize that little guy. Name's Patches."

||: Is this why you were at my hardware store?

"That sounds like a you problem."