Imagine being as fucking dumb as Ethan Mars?

Heavy Rain

It’s kind of wild how heavy and influential Toxicity is, even with my own guitar playing on a subconscious level.

Lastly, Scott aka Dark Wizard Berserker drew up my serial killer PAPERFACE (from 1978, originally designed by @blackcoffiend.bsky.social ) for this new tee, Good Games/Bad Vibes! Ltd to 50 and printed on black Comfort Colors tees. I also marked down all my old tees to make space for this!

I think someone in my family is starting to lose their mind. It’s weird and difficult and not something I thought I’d have to navigate. Lots of shitty things going on at once lately.

I always forget I even have this app. New Forms just went on tour with Beau Navire. 8/2 Boston 8/3 Philly 8/4 Richmond 8/5 Baltimore 8/6 Brooklyn Was the best five fucking days of my life.

Truly love to see/hear it. Thank you so much!!!!

Most positives can still be false.

For the first time, Salem Horror Fest will have a vendor market during the festival. They’ll be set up across 3 venues: @notchbrewing.bsky.social , Salem Access Television & Residency Records from 12-6pm on Saturday & Sunday. Check out the link below for links to all the vendors!

What lines from movies you saw as a child do you still say regularly today? Three of mine are “I’d rather kiss a toilet seat.” “Beat that ya little trout sniffer.” “You lead a rich fantasy life”

What lines from movies you saw as a child do you still say regularly today? Three of mine are “I’d rather kiss a toilet seat.” “Beat that ya little trout sniffer.” “You lead a rich fantasy life”

Salad fingers talking about rusty spoons is me cleaning out my ears.

Having a 40% off sale on my clothing until tomorrow night only! Code is “40FIENDS” blackcoffiend.bigcartel.com

How come worms got a muffler

An entire day of doing my taxes.

Oyster crackers are the cereal of soup, and that’s exactly how I eat them.

Press “X” to Jason

Hell hath no fury like the AK trigger spring.

I’m not sure I’m really digging Naked Lunch.

When I was a kid, my aunt used to put out this ceramic witch bust every fall that had light up marble eyes. I have been trying to find this fucking thing for multiple decades now and have no idea where it came from or who made it.

It seems unreal that she’s dreaming in digital.

Nice and depressing, but beautiful.

Due to current events, I want to reassure all clients and potential clients that my tattoo booth and all of Hemlock will always be an inclusive, safe and welcoming space. I am intolerant of intolerance. Count on it. 🏳️‍🌈⚔️🏳️‍⚧️

@maryxwhite.bsky.social and I 2025

I wonder if I’ll die before we see the Keurig “wouldyoulikeroomnothankyou” model.

IT'S AN ART SHOW! COME THROUGH AND ENJOY THESE INCREDIBLY TALENTED ARTISTS. Also share this plz.

Draw by candlelight challenge

Remember when she got dragged for this?

THE RITES OF EXORCISM will be performed Feb 4 on backerkit, part of my Midnight Marathon of 5 new horror rpg zines. A collection of 36-word games on conniving demons, desperate priests, & tortured hosts for 1-2 players. Tinyurl.com/bloodlockrpg

My dear friend, making some cool shit!

Got my copy of The Last Circus in yesterday, so stoked on this project!

Nice to see some friends arriving here

“Third generation flat earthers.”

DOES THE BENCH REMIND YOU OF BEING IN PE HELEN!?

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I’m feeling more and more like pulling out of social media entirely. I’m enjoying just doing stuff and not thinking about showing it on the internet. I really like genuine conversations with real people in the world. I know this isn’t some big new idea, it’s just hitting way harder lately.

Are the b0ts already here too?

The Coffee Table for Vinegar Syndrome.

My wife just referred to us as “lower middle class,” but then corrected herself to say “upper lower class.”

Got Judgement Day on tape today, so that fucking rocks.

I guess I’m trying TikTok again kinda?

Trying to tell the moths flying out of my wallet, “big things coming.”

The shirt is great and worth a back for that alone. Also if we can get this to the next stretch goal Adam writes the coffe shop themed adventure module that I have inadvertently asked for before on Between 2 Cairns.

Wondering if I should figure out a fun way to make this happen online instead of in-person only events.

I watched A LOT, but the very first one I remember my mother allowing my cousin and I to rent was Starship Troopers. What an immaculate experience. Others would include The Blair Witch Project, Child’s Play. House on Haunted Hill remake, Hellraiser, and Halloween 1,2, and 3.