I wish I could post gifs on bluessky so i could post that gif of Stallone eating pizza with scissors

I can’t sleep but I CAN fart.

My hot take is that being attracted to Link makes you bisexual regardless of your gender or orientation

sex

how do i be more fabulous

why don’t more people follow me, im great

The fact that I don’t own a pair of thigh boots is fucked up fr

Room Temperature Steve Austin

Do you remember when you were a sperm? Imagine….

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I remember my dreams almost every night and gradually my memory has filled with places I revisit in dreams, that seem almost the same as memories of real places. Those dream places become oddly meaningful, little snippets of childhood memories, a patchwork of mystery and nostalgia.

Ugh… that creepy, slimy anxious feeling that’s making it hard to get anything done

School's almost done so I'll be opening up for sexy commissions again soon~

Cannabinoid~ 🎵Doo doo doo doo doo🎵

lowest common denominatrix

stupid group projects diluting my near perfect grades ggrgrhjg 😤

Morning Peaches 🍑✨

Every time i hear someone say “the math isn’t mathing” I want to bite down on a brick.

god it’s embarrassing to have a one-way crush on a youtuber

Next time I get high I should listen to king gizzard 🤔

tired of thinking

So I decided to take a Unity class as an elective (Compsci) and holy shit guys I hate it. So much. It's so utterly bloated and the amount of boilerplate you need just for one game object to see another. The tutorials that are already out of date. This is an utter nightmare.

But I don't WANNA process my anxiety, I just want to avoid the things that make me anxious... that's never been a bad idea right?

I gotta vent about some of my classmates… complaining over Discord about how they’re struggling to pay attention to the prof… WHILE SHE IS LECTURING — like y’all close Discord and actually listen to what she is saying!!

Ah, election day. The day I have to suppress my rage triggered by people’s lame excuses for why they’re not bothering to vote.

Man… one day I wanna be able to be in a financial situation where I get to choose what kind of oven or fridge I want instead of it just being the rental default. Been like that my whole life, even when I was a kid.

it's weird how some people take it really personally if you say something they like isn't your thing like, even if you don't say anything bad about it (not subtweeting, just an observation)

lol... spent all morning fixing bugs I wrote while high 😎

Why do they call it bukkake instead of get a load of these guys?

y'know, my sense of hedonism veers way more toward gluttony than lust >_>

Sans Underwear

Someone in this waiting area has a vape that smells exactly like Lucky Charms OR alternatively they may have pockets full of Lucky Charms

splorin

Let’s be honest …1 😑

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insomniargh

👀 at bottom left corner

Superb Mario

I’m sick of coding homework I wanna do coding personal projects.

Can illuminati only allowed to eat triangle shaped foods??

Remembering how I when I was 14 I got banned off the family computer for half a year cause I was using it to do sex talk to teen boys, it’s a miracle I didn’t get teen pregnant. 😂

I complimented a lady on her laugh but I think I might have just made her self conscious but seriously she had one of those laughs to that make you wanna drink wine with her

I wish i was one of those artists who just drew the same thing all the time and everyone came back to see me draw the same thing because they like the thing

Bsky needs a "turn off retweets from this user" function 6 months ago and needs it 1000x right now

I seem unable to internalize people complimenting me on attractiveness, my first instinct is to list all the reasons they’re wrong, actually ?

Anyone else just holding it together long enough to get to another day out of pure spite

Pride is gonna be insane this year

Call your elected officials, at all levels from local to Congress, tell them that they should be fired up and mad about the funding freezes and other power plays going on. Regardless of party affiliation. Make some noise, be heard.