You are such a divvy @mrjamesob.bsky.social this is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Oh sound 🙄

I'm listening to LBC before 10am in an attempt to balance my echo chamber. Nick Ferrari has got Paul bloody Gorton from Traitors on providing commentary about Wes Streeting and whether he's a Traitor. We are not a serious country. WTAF.

BREAKING: The PM has told his cabinet he is not moving. He said: “The past 48 hours have been destabilising for government and that has a real economic cost for our country and for families. “The Labour Party has a process for challenging a leader and that has not been triggered.”

FFS I'm so annoyed at this sh*t show

In the run up to the 10th anniversary of Brexit I think we need to remember what was promised by the Brexiters and what threats they made about what would happen if we didn't leave. Here's Farage 10 years ago this month. www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-p...

12 years old and managed a leisurely 15.5km today! What a gal! Happy birthday little May, I love you 🩷

My Very Best Girl is 12 today! 🩷🥳

Of course, it's to celebrate all things Taylor. (Yes I know I'm 47, leave me alone)

I have opened the Baileys.

Jenny's Bar 🪩🕺🏽 On a Wednesday I DO DECLARE! 🍸

Knee deep in Netflix Hallmark Christmas films.... Pls help

Bawling at radio 2 😭what a fucking incredible human

Well that's cute 🥺

Defo worth the money ! 😍

Jane Birkin’s original Hermès handbag sells for record €8.6m at Paris auction

@mrjamesob.bsky.social for the love of god we are eating! Shut mole man up! 🤣

I've bloody LOVED Glasto. All of it.

US attacks Iran. Does my bomb look big in this? The new Private Eye is out now

The way he pronounces "Kyiv"...

Oh god! Is he REALLY calling it the "12 hour war"?!?

THE BBC PLAYED THE F BOMB CLIP!

Sooooo, IS there a ceasefire, or no?

Bloody hell. The news.

3. Almost 2pm on a Saturday afternoon, he asks "Are you coming to this 50th tonight then?" An event he has NOT YET mentioned to me, that will include people from his entire life I've not yet met, at a really swanky venue, on the hottest day of the year when I have had NO TIME TO PREPARE.

1. He was in the middle of assembling a log store the dog bought him for Father's Day. I was in the middle of a kitchen clean and he walks in and asks me "Have you got a ruler? I can't guess these hole spaces" as if I could magic such a thing from thin air. I suggested he use the steel tape measure

I am beginning a series on stupid things the (wonderful) man in my life asks me:

@shelaghfogarty.bsky.social Got the Shelagh Rage on Merseyrail...en route to work, some plank having a full on video call WITHOUT HEADPHONES IN. Laughed my head off when it cut out at Green Lane 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

We need Flo and Joan to do Elon and Donald: The Musical 👀😂

Kinell, Trevor is a right knob! @lbc.co.uk

@lewisgoodall.com Keep going Lewis you're absolutely right !!!! Honest to god the bloody entitlement of some people!!!!! #LBC

Limoncello Spritz is me new fave

Maybe I'll just post this every bloody day?!?! Roll on 10am tomorrow @mrjamesob.bsky.social My fave so far is the high tech, Eurovision style, massive leaderboard shenanigans! #hitec 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 KINELL !

@mrjamesob.bsky.social I cannot WAIT to hear your take on America shenanigans today !!!!!

@mrjamesob.bsky.social this is hilarious! It's giving Mystery Hour! Is it Thursday?! What is happening? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hey @yanny.bsky.social 🍸

Yaaaaaaay you're back @mrjamesob.bsky.social !!!!!!

Poor Biden & Harris 😞

Are we watching this ?!? What a sad, sad day for America.

Anyone else work in mental health and can't cope with Star Trek: Section 31?!?!? 😱

We all havin' nightmares about dolls tonight then, yeh? 😳😱 #TheTraitorsUK

So happy there's a #TraitorsUK vibe over here! Now I actually CAN bin off the twitters #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK

Hello 👋🏽

She's 11! Happy birthday my darling girl 🩷

Lads whatever you can do NOT to get this lurgy, I'd highly recommend doing it. Bloody hell.

Sod it, I'm watching The Holiday 🥳

What a great sport #HIGNFY

I love Ed Davey 🤣

Ah I'm sad for Fearne 😔 Christmas is a crap time for your marriage to end

On Thursday the 2024 issue of @theneweuropean.bsky.social comes out and they have given me the platform to explain why Gisèle Pelicot is my hero and how she radically changed the conversation about shame and sexual assault It is my proudest writing. app.theneweuropean.co.uk/2024/10/26/v...