Trump's actions in Venezuela shows why it was wrong to dismiss his threats to Greenland. If he's willing to do this, he will be willing to do anything

What do you say to a bloke that’s got no arms and no legs if your watch is broken? 😂 #RememberingRik #RikMayall #KevinTurvey

I wonder why this list is mostly female led. Presumably, very few crappy male productions. Or maybe there’s some unconscious biais going on. www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...

@cleloid.bsky.social for you!

Can’t believe Chloe Kelly didn’t make the final three (or one for that matter)! Oh, SPOTY, you never fail to disappoint.

Trump and Infantino on stage together and for a moment it’s difficult to fathom which one is the bigger cunt.

What the holy fuck am I watching? (It’s the World Cup Draw)

I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture. They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1

They fucked the country up beyond belief and now, languishing in opposition for, hopefully, forever, they come back and show they really have their fingers on the pulse of the nation. Absolute clowns. #Toryscum

Oh, the Grand Old Duke of York He had big titles, then His dealings with Epstein were exposed And he was just plain Andy again.

I’m beyond excited and happy that I’ve got tickets to see The Cure in Manchester next year!

Just finished reading The Best of Everything. Honestly, @kitdewaal.com , you’ve put me through the wringer there! So emotional, as with all of your books, it really got to me. Long live Paulette and Nellie!

Great interview, although I feel exhausted after reading it. God knows how it must feel to be her! This paragraph particularly made me laugh (in a good way)!

@centristmum.bsky.social is spot on. It’s shameful that these thugs are being quoted as concerned fathers, husbands, boyfriends and people who are appalled at mass murder, inc. starvation of children are terrorists. The UK has gone mad.

It was this review that convinced me to buy the book. Just finished it in just over two days. I’m feeling a bit emotional m if I’m honest. Loved it, what a book.

What athlete’s expression will stay with you for the rest of your life?

What a shame, but so glorious that he had his massive Birmingham gig before he went. #ripOzzy 🤘 www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cn...

Doubt that this will be terribly fruitful, but if there's anyone out there with an actual job they think I could do, I'm currently very employable. Need a host? Someone to write things for you? Tomfoolery? Could really do with some gainful employment. Thanks

Apart from our national anthem being a load of serf-like, grovelling bullshit, Becky Hill smashed it.

Certainly sir

@ukhomeoffice.bsky.social @yvettecooper-mp.bsky.social surely this a mistake? Come on, sort it out? www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

I’m think @theguardian.com might’ve had too much to drink at the wedding, exhibits a and b below, link to the rest of the horrors also: www.theguardian.com/thefilter/20...

@cleloid.bsky.social as I was saying, also check out the comments…

@cleloid.bsky.social lol

Wolf Alice tickets sorted! See you in Birmingham! Whoop whoop!

Anyone?

This works very well for me as I also loath farts.

@kitdewaal.bsky.social I’ve just finished The Trick to Time and honestly, it’s just beautiful. What an incredible book. Thank you.

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Later than I’d hoped but I think we agree, well Bruno does, it was worth waiting for. #walveng

Keeping score with Springer spaniels #WalVEng

It’s the end of days in the McLellan household. Heinz beans and sausages have been ruined. Teenager has rejected the ‘upgrade’.

Wtf has happened to Wales Rugby?

I mean, to be fair, I only found out that @vizcomic.bsky.social was even here from people begging for their return but I join the cry @bsky.app please bring them back!

A really random plea if people could repost please? We are two planks short of V4 silent oak pool NE31 laminate flooring. It is a very long story and yes we are idiots. It is discontinued and out of stock even at V4. Putting out this plea in case someone, somewhere, has a few planks!

Apart from being a bloody good read, it’s great to see @lisajewell.bsky.social is still keeping it honest! And it wasn’t even me who did this!

“£60 million is being spaffed up the wall on some investigation into historic child abuse. What on earth is that going to do to protect the public now?” — Boris Johnson, speaking on LBC in March 2019.

Bears V Tigers = Eng V ABs, Bears V Sharks = Eng V SA. Sad times.

Christ on a bike, Bristol Bears, you can be a hard watch!

It's the HappyToast ridiculous last minute Christmas giveaway! I'm shoving a load of Christmas themed prints of various sizes in some envelopes tomorrow morning. If you want a chance of receiving some, just Like, Repost and Follow (UK only because Brexit soz)

Do you know about this @cleloid.bsky.social ?

Bloody brilliant night watching the Jesus and Mary Chain in Birmingham. Absolutely love this band!

It’s the end of days in the McLellan household. Heinz beans and sausages have been ruined. Teenager has rejected the ‘upgrade’.