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According to the police Matthew Mitchell murdered his wife and children before taking his own life. The way our media use passive language to soften the violence of family annihilators "found dead" is a disservice to the actual victims.

Y'all we bullied People magazine to do the right thing. They deleted the other post and put up this one.

That reply: Nanny with a Fanny!

Definitely she could serve him.

They never think it will happen to them though.

It’s both taco Tuesday and Cinco de Mayo, is it a singularity

@dieworkwear.bsky.social Please help this man. He is talking about the proper silver to use and his suit is a nightmare! I can’t pay attention to what he is saying!!

Sad thing is, I expect most Americans to not know about this.

If you're mad about having to pay several streaming services a ton of money to watch your baseball team play, you should want to tax the rich. If you're mad about the average day at the ballpark costing $225, you should want to tax the rich.

The President of the United States is a liar.

The choices in the 2024 election were: Candidate 1: "They're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats, they're eating the pets". "I will be a dictator on day one" Candidate 2: I will create will create an Opportunity Economy where everyone has a chance to succeed. Voters: Candidate 1, please.

Stephen Colbert will have one guest tonight as part of the show’s final run of episodes leading up to the series finale later this month. That guest is: President Barack Obama.

So called "natural protectors"

"I can't believe I have to see [thing] on Twitter all the time!" My child, the only person forcing you to see anything on Twitter is you. "I have to listen to all these-" No, child. You do not. There is, in fact, an extremely easy way to avoid seeing things on Twitter - and TikTok and Instagram.

The fantasy they make up

I Googled crowd sizes for PGA tour events and it averages about 40,000. I know 100 people compared to 40,000 to watch golf isn't a legitimate polling metric but the 33% approval rating the MSM claims he owns seems like a juiced # when fans boycott HIS event at this scale.

In 1963, baseball pitcher Gaylord Perry remarked, "They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." On July 20, 1969, an hour after Neil Armstrong set foot on the moon, Perry hit his first and only home run. Original post

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"I will only go to the doctor if you tell me I am a good boy and a special boy!" Are you holding yourself hostage son? Pathetic.

So the Supreme Court ordered a stay on mifepristone with Justice Alito writing it. I feel like this has less to do with women's rights and more to do with pharmaceutical lobbying.

New neighbor. I shall call her Owlanis Morissette.

I loved, looked forward to, and watched the WHCD for more years than I'm willing to admit 🤭 Loved President Obama, he was so funny - and could play the straight man really well! 😂👇🏾 Yet one more thing the 🍊💩 has f*cked up... 😡

Very Well Said….: “To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.” - Theodore Roosevelt

I'm going on Master Chef, looking Gordon Ramsay dead in the eye while I pop this in the microwave, then staring at him unblinking for two minutes until it's ready.

May the Fourth be with YOU, from the Obama Presidential Center. Opening June 19.

I just can’t imagine why women would choose the bear

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Wow 🤩 The Weather Channel posted this.

The way the outfits here create flashes of blue and white is very mesmerizing.

i call my mom every sunday to share personal news and chat. she's really into celebrities, so i tell her about the famous people i've pissed off in the last week. she gets super excited.

10/10, no notes.

I feel like I know how he voted

Oh no, how dare women exercise and have fun. Ugh

Exhausted

Big Pharma fighting back for abortion access was not on my capitalist dystopia bingo card but here we are.

Letting men decide about women's health care is like letting your dog make decisions about your car because he likes to ride in it sometimes.

Kallista giving the most convincing argument.

It has been clear for a while that the current leadership of the GOP favors Putin over non-GOP Americans. Tragic.

This did not age well…

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Only in America can one party control the White House, the Senate, the House of Representatives, win the popular vote, and hold the majority of governorships—and still blame the other party for everything wrong with the country.

I'm at work & just learned that housekeeping has had to lock up TP & paper towels because people have been #stealing them. The only one who has a key is house supervisor. That's how bad things have gotten. #Healthcare workers having to steal TP & toilet paper from work.

Do you Remember when Obama, Clinton and Bush tried to get a comedian fired for making fun of them??? Me neither … only whiny b!tches do that 🤷🏻‍♂️

Exactly! Thank you!

Gee, thanks "teach the dems a lesson voters." 😡😡😡😡

Star Trek The Original Series My name is Leonard