Why aren't Dhalsim's peace skulls in the trailer?

Less than a year from now we're gonna know he lost all of them.

Just add in a scene that declares Donny is a pedophile.

He'd get a bigger crowd if he did a couch-fucking tour.

The biggest tell that it was faked: If he actually got shot in the ear, he would have immediately quit the campaign and spent his remaining years in hiding. The fucking coward.

You idiots need to think. Grow the fuck up and operate without them. The white house isn't a sacred thing, the whole city is a giant nursing home in a tiny corner of the country. Leave them behind.

I've always loved the Downfall meme. Someone needs to burn as many as possible to discs so we have something to watch when the internet dies.

i get that the Steam Deck is a portable computer. But replacing SteamOS with Windows 11 is like gutting a watermelon and shitting in it. What the fuck are you doing.

My kingdom for a plate of waffles like this right now:

Should have fuckin paid us enough to live will be the epitaph for those lucky enough to get a hole in the ground. youtu.be/hamKl-su8PE?...

The Breen Team could have done a better job.

He's about to flee to Russia.

All politicians should be banned from social media. They keep using it while they should be working.

I want this as a functional backpack so people know to expect meandering. 🐌

You idiots need to be attacking Grindr to fulfill their promise about releasing the data on politicians. Citizens have been murdered. They killed two hundred little girls with a missile. You need to consider about all avenues of attack. Get the names of guards, cooks, and drivers. Scream at them.

This actually fits the song.

The pope and his crew know there are no gods to protect him.

Swollen RFK Jr. Warns Americans Not Eating Enough Bees https://theonion.com/swollen-rfk-jr-warns-americans-not-eating-enough-bees/

Nancy 4/7/26

4:08 on 4/8

It me.

An entire year wasted. I hate my life. I need to be dead.

WHY WON'T I DIE

Man, we just gotta start over. The newbs should just eradicate everyone over level thirty.

I don't understand how the men in sunglasses don't just unload in his face. Don't they read? Watch the news? Listen to music? They could be actual heroes. There would have been songs sung about them starting all last year. People would masturbate to their names and voices.

NO ONE GETS TO HAVE A SECOND HOME UNTIL EVERYONE HAS A FIRST.

Immortality with aging.

Someone is gonna say it soon.

I'm excited to draw a pet dickbutt in tomodachi life.

That's the way everyone gatekeeps everything. Don't you know that already?

I can't wait for the point where they start taping his diapers to the white house refrigerator. Such a big boy.

I can't wait for the scene where Star Fox tells the Brothers they have to get their legs chopped off for space travel. "Hold them down."

Imagine a world where John Candy was elected president twice.

Why are you humans so fucking stupid?