Her words doth show her wit incomparable

I had rather live With cheese and garlic in a windmill, far, Than feed on cates and have him talk to me In any summer house in Christendom.

A lengthy discussion between Dunning and Kruger.

By far my favorite account on this app is a William Shakespeare iambic pentameter quoting account that seems to only post quotes that troll right wing failures. It’s awesome.

I’m on the White Dudes for Harris call right now and the Dude himself Jeff Bridges is giving remarks right now this rules

HLEP - dashare.zone ADMIN

I don’t really know how to explain it but Disney’s Aladdin has the most 90s voice

Kathy Hochul is Gretchen Whitmer's Wario.

In a row?

i'm not sure how this is relevant AT ALL

I know myself well enough to understand that if I ever came into a stupid amount of money I’d just buy tons of Lego sets.

I am not in a sportive humor now: Tell me, and dally not, where is the money?

How now, you dog?

I am not kidding when I say this man in particular shaped a ton of my humor. I hate this.

I love the posters in my therapy doctors room

Though I look old, yet I am strong and lusty

for no particular reason today it just seems like a really good time to repost that post I made rounding up the research that says the MCAS antihistamine protocol appear to help for both COVID prevention and for avoiding long COVID if you get it synecdochic.dreamwidth.org/805203.html

You going with Zootopia 2 when 2-topia was right there?

Scientist 1: What are we going to call this strange animal we’ve discovered Scientist 2: Well, it eats ants.

Raindrops on roses And dark clouds in the sky Awful things happen And no one knows why But it doesn’t bother me To see all this pain Because I am only happy when it rains Pour your misery down on me Pour your misery down on me

I intrinsically don’t trust people who click skip intro.

Oliver and Company turns 35 today. A very underrated Disney movie that is squarely of the times, and I mean that in a good way.

Captain captain captain captain America You come and go You come and gooooooo

Consider the following: Com Comb Did you pronounce them the same way? If not, then you admit the b is not silent.

What kind of cheese isn’t yours? Mine

Officer: Anything you say can and will be used against you. Me: I am a Bills fan. **at trial** Lawyer: Defendant is a Bills fan. Would a reasonable, trustworthy, man of character admit to this?

Does anyone’s petard ever hoist anyone else? No? Just me?

Oh no I want to see the five nights at Freddy’s movie

Wait so the new Goosebumps isn’t an anthology? What are we doing here?

Uncle Tito walked so Uncle Iroh could run.