I’ve been really neglecting this app lmao

I was trynna get put though the mattress last night but fuck ass Mother Nature always gotta put her 2 cents in 🙄

I LUV HER by Glorilla got crack in it.

I’m working from home but still. Fuck the snow man lmao

This snow about to piss me off.

I got 20 lol

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The Millennium Tour about to go crazy.

Ate king crab legs for the first time today and I’m impressed.

Ovulating makes you feel like you have a super kewchie.

The who?

I really can eat breakfast at any time of the day

I think about just being musty every time I go to buy some.

My friends and I may play around a lot, joke a lot and just be silly but one thing we will never play about is becoming better people and doing whatever to elevate. We are all on a path that will lead us straight to success and I can’t wait until we can celebrate 🫶🏾

He serving his shit out that food truck.

I absolutely HATE being inconvenienced.

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Never

I believed closure comes from within yourself. No matter what the other person does or says, if you haven’t come to terms then you’ll never move on. You have to really work within yourself to establish an understanding that things ended how they did for reasons you may be never be clear on.

I love to hear a nigga snore in my ear after I done put that super soaker 3000 on him.

All debt paid

Nope. I would never ask so this honestly would never be a conversation.

I’m very “go with the flow”. I don’t read too deeply into things unless I have to.

That I’m mean but once people actually get to know me, they see I’m a very compassionate and understanding person.

A word.

Bringing green bean casserole to the work potluck is bold and insane but that’s Corporate America for you lol

I told my job I was making the mac and cheese for our potluck. I’ll be damned if I eat some white people bullshit lmao

Moving is literally the number 1 worst thing to do as an adult. That’s why any time I move, somebody getting paid to do that shit.

You do late night calls?

That man said “Well, let me stroll on over here to see these trees”

It being Monday is some ghetto ass shit.

It’s Grand Re-Return

I really want P-Valley to make its grand return.

Being in school as an adult is so…..weird. Like I feel like a student but then again I don’t lol

What yall cook for Sunday dinner? I didn’t cook shit. I went to sweetgreen lmaooo

I know how to give people their space. Shit, sometimes you just need to be alone to think and reset and I respect that.

Ladies, don’t ever say you won’t cook for a man because I be cooking ok lmao send him home with leftovers and all 😭

Using kewpie mayo for my tuna salad, chicken salad and egg salad >>>>>>>

I’m sorry but I’m not mad the girls getting BBL’s.

My son is the sweetest 2 year old. He loves me dooooooown bad.

I remember a nigga told me “You’re not that funny because my draws still on”. That was the first and last date we ever had. No nigga, YOU’RE not funny. Thought you cracked a joke but it was YOLK nigga 😂

ion know how y’all do it, but shoutout to all you REAL parents out there. xoxo, the rich aunty 😂

I watched like 15 minutes of it.

it’s important to me to handle my feelings with grace

Having to be a parent after being drunk the night before is insane but we ball 😭

I haven’t felt this glued to a social media platform since FB back in 2016.

Hey yall, I’m funny and cute so follow me 🙂‍↔️ #addtoblacksky

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why can i hear him calling somebody a crackhead as I'm laughing at this pic 😭