If there is a time to donate to your local public radio station/news/journalism now is the time.

[tossing Scully a folder] you ever hear of the Quiznos Spongmonkeys?

This is a fucking terrible time for every single person in charge of keeping Americans safe at home to be utterly unqualified and incompetent.

Hey do you guys remember when Trump showed his biographer classified documents about what the military would do if we ever went to war with Iran so he could paint his Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Mark Milley as a warmonger? Just remembering that for no reason.

I just have to say for those of you not in LA that in the days before the horrible raids started, there was no crisis or whatever they would let you believe. It wasn't like something was escalating out of control and somebody had to step in. THEY are creating the problems.

HISPANICS are invading LA! If nobody stops them, next thing you know they’ll try and rename the city to whatever “Los Angeles” is in Spanish! /s

“They’re in the streets waving the flag of a foreign nation. This is an invasion.”

Some of y’all can’t handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows

It’s irresistible force (a narcissist with a ketamine habit) meets immovable object (a narcissist with dementia)

My goal is to one day make educational content for respected names like PBS or even NASA. The future just feels so bleak.

If you think you’d be happier with more money just remember that the richest human being on the planet is also the saddest.

Here’s a fantasy trope I hate: when a riddle that was written in some ancient tongue is translated into English and somehow it rhymes. Like did the old ones know English would be a thing? Did the translator do that on the fly for our benefit? Did it even rhyme before???

Just once I’d like to get an Uber driver who doesn’t think they know more about internal medicine than a doctor. Just one time.

Where are the “all lives matter” people on the guy that was wrongfully deported to a Salvadoran gulag? How come you fuckers aren’t saying shit?

I hope those “finance gurus” who were spouting that social security is a scam and that people should be allowed to invest that money in the stock market instead are figuring out why social security exists in the first place.

If Elon Musk is so rich he can set $20 million on fire just to get his ass beat in Wisconsin by 10 points, maybe we can start to balance the budget by taxing him a little bit more instead of triggering a global recession with tariffs? Idk, just spitballing.

A fun April fools prank I like to play every year is telling my landlord I have his rent check.

On April 20 @huggetout.bsky.social and @tracedominguez.com are doing a LIVE PODCAST SHOW!!! We were invited by @smithcollege.bsky.social and it's our first time doing it LIVE! We're SO EXCITED. If you live in the Massachusetts / Northeastern US and want to attend, it is open to the public 👇️

This. Is. What. Due. Process. Is. For.

So like, we realize this means they use Signal to discuss sensitive information all the time, right? And that there’s no telling who else they might have added to the chat accidentally?

Every day in this country we swing wildly between farce and fascism.

I hear Hegseth is beefing up security by only talking about war plans in person in a treehouse with a sign outside saying “no girls or journalists aloud”.

C’mon guys don’t destroy Teslas. That’s not the American way. When the colonists were upset with the British government did they destroy a bunch of tea?

#Severance spoilers . . . . Just realized the cold harbor is the crib.

SPOILER WARNING: Here’s my #Severance theory: . . . “Macrodata” is a person’s entire consciousness that Lumon has a way of digitizing, but only upon death. MDR has been combing through it to pick out specific bits that said consciousnesses react strongly to, like memories or fears. 1/4

@eelon69.bsky.social eat shit

Alright gang I’m 5 hours into the LotR audiobook and I’ve got to be honest… I’m bored.

First they came for the Palestinian protestor and I said “hey you Nazi fucks, you’re being Nazis, everyone else we need to shut these motherfuckers down RIGHT now” because I actually paid attention to the poem

*Drew Gooden voice* Bird flu? Uh yeah, I sure hope it did.

JUST FYI EVERYONE, IF YOU SEE A POST THAT SAYS IT LINKS TO LUIGI MANGIONE'S SEX TAPE DON'T CLICK ON IT!! THERE'S A VIRUS THAT PUTS EVERYTHING YOU TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS

Instead of watching that shitty joint address, enjoy this Severance parody I made with my dog today.

You heard him

For no real reason, here’s Charles Lindbergh in 1941 saying US shouldn’t assist the UK’s war with Germany because country should 1) prioritize America First interests, 2) avoid European entanglements, 3) push for peace, and 4) recognize it’s an unfair deal for us. 🤷‍♂️

The people dismantling everything have no fucking clue just how much they rely on what they’re destroying.

I hope these Canada fans were merciless to that MAGA chud.

Lol USA left the best player in the world wide open in the slot. GG Canada, hockey is truly your game.

To be fair “National Nuclear Security Administration” could mean anything.

If I’m Family at Olive Garden, is flirting with the waiter/waitress incest?

Canada should join the US. HEAR ME OUT They join, add a bunch of seats to the house and senate, use that leverage to impeach and convict, then declare independence from the US.

I hear Drake is going to hit back during the first intermission of the Stanley Cup Final game 3.

If you’ve watched the latest Severance go back and rewatch the season premiere again because the clues in that episode are GENIUS.

More people need to talk about this. Straight up "backyard furnace, great sparrows campaign, deep plowing" levels of incompetence. Kakistocracy kills.

It’s just SO weird watching the generation that fought the Nazis side with the Nazis and the generation that fought the Cold War side with the Russians.

Sure, I /could/ watch the man who embodies everything that’s wrong with society get sworn in as president a second time. OR I could play Indiana Jones and the Great Circle and run around the Vatican punching fascists. I’m gonna do the second thing.

lol jk

My wife just turned to me and said the sweetest word you can hear from your spouse: “Do you want to go play Microsoft Flight Simulator?”

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened. Oh TikTok shut down? Bummer.