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Did King Don just have Melanoma give an "Epstein, I hardly knew ye" speech to deflect from the war he started to deflect from him being in the Epstein files? 🤔🙃🤪

A statement on behalf of the Australian Cartoonists Association regarding James Hillier aka Nordacious and the QLD Government:

Just checked the SA Electoral Commission site. No wonder Hansen's smiling. Even if she gets no seats: as long as at least 4% of 1st preference votes go to ON (or any candidate for that matter) each vote earns $6, up to 10%, then $5.50 ea thereafter. She, not the candidate gets the $$. Not bad, eh?

Looks like all those villages in SA can have their idiots back #suckitON #auspol

Wishing a peaceful Nyepi to all Balinese, and a holy Eidl Fitri to my Muslim friends

Last night in Saigon. Tomorrow we fly back home to Bali to finish getting ready for Nyepi (Balinese NY aka Day of Silence) on Thursday

Having a quiet Bir Viet or two as the world goes by. Vietnam is a friendly, beautiful place

Meanwhile, in the UK.

Some MAGA seem to think King Donnie has been sent by god. Child, he's more Rosemary's baby than Mary's holy infant

“If you want a single image that captures Australia’s current posture, its moral evasions, its political timidity, its confusion between vengeance and justice, this is it.” theaimn.net/bring-them-h...

We're currently in Vietnam having a holiday that we've tried to take several times, but fate said 🤷‍♀️. After weeks and weeks of torrential rain, it is lovely to see the sun and the clear blue sky over An Bang beach, Hoi An

Randy Andy is in custody! Not for his exploitation of minor children, but for passing confidential documents to his sicko mate Epstein. A good start.

Might be a bit controversial, but I reckon the 1st party to move back towards the centre/left and develop some policies that help the vast majority of Australians who don't control billions of dollars (for a change), instead of joining in a race to the right, will be a shoo-in next election 🤷‍♀️

Ok so my son has told me that on Monday night, some of his friends were at the south side of the protest near the KFC. They were pepper sprayed. The then ran along Bathurst Street to get away. The police chased them and pepper sprayed them again.

I think that a lot of people named in the latest tranche of Epstein's papers (like KRudd, eg) were not actively involved in what was happening, but if they knew or suspected what we all now know to be true and did nothing to try to stop it, then they are complicit, imho

No terrorism charges for the white man who threw a, fortunately, faulty bomb into a crowd of 2500 Indigenous Australians and their supporters. Where's the govt outrage? The beating of chests? Just another day in the Colony, eh @albomp.bsky.social ?

I am on UpScrolled ~ same handle: @nordacious Fuck yeah to non-Zionist captured platforms 🥰 Anyway, here’s my dogs. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

Must be happy hour; Mr Oreo is here to supervise

Good morning and happy Saturday Blueskyers! What fuckery and shenanigans are afoot for the weekend? I'll be catching up on laundry, since it's finally stopped raining for a bit 🤞🤞 #livingthedream

This is a person @australianlabor.bsky.social @albomp.bsky.social @chrisminnsmp.bsky.social Malinauskas (and others) are in bed with. A colleague of Isaac Herzog with whom they are also in bed. Let. That. Sink. In. #auspol #GazaGenocide

Be careful that your charity isn't being funnelled to mass murderers

Greenland needs to remember that history shows that appeasing fascists never works. Trump needs to be slapped down, not have his ego stroked. Sell some of the US Treasury Bonds you hold and give him a little taste of a possible, significantly less prosperous, future

Trainspotting, if you know what I mean.

Big, if you know what I mean

So King Donnie wants to slap more tariffs on countries who refuse to support the US invading Greenland? Maybe someone needs to show him what will happen when said countries start to dump the 8.5-9.1 *trillion* in US$ bonds held by these foreign countries. Hyperinflation anyone?

Happy hump day to those who celebrate (not me...everyday's Sunday now 😉)

Well done America. Now you're openly overthrowing foreign govts to plunder their resources. When China invades Taiwan it'll be because of the precedent you've now set 👏👏👏🖕

2026 Day 2: So far so good. Long may it continue 🙃

As this year limps to an end, I'd like to thank everyone for their love and support as I stumbled through one mess after another. I know my tribulations are small beans in this world, but knowing that there's a community with a kind word of advice to offer means so very much. Happy New Year 🎉❤️

Merry Christmas, Happy holidays and Merry Festivus to everyone under the big Blue Sky. May you all have a wonderful day surrounded by those you love. Thanks for making this a haven from the shitty social media world 💖

It was so hot and dry in Newcastle today, that when we got off the train I could feel my eyeballs drying out 😆 (* Actual footage)

John Howard made Australia a target for terrorism by illegally invading Iraq & contributing to the rise of ISIS who went on to radicalise the Bondi attackers. He should apologise to Jewish Australians, and all Australians. #auspol

#3 The Princess Bride Inigo Montoya!

#2 This Is Spinal Tap. Turn it up to 11!

In honour of the late, great Rob Reiner, we're having a marathon of his work starting with Stand By Me

More big rains in Bali last night. So far it's the wettest wet season in living memory, certainly in the 17 years we've been here. And still we have climate change deniers, mostly Westerners, trying to argue it's normal. One idiot even claimed it was govt weather control 🙄

How does global warming cause colder winter storms? whowhatwhy.org/2019/11/23/t...

Happy MulletFest to those who celebrate. Stay hydrated on this stinky hot day! 🍻

I need to crowdfund to purchase an unused hotel in Broken Hill, 🇦🇺, with the purpose of providing shelter for my trans friends from the 🇬🇧 & the 🇺🇸 who are seeking asylum. The current situation in the 🇬🇧 & 🇺🇸 should be regarded as a form of systemic trans genocide.

Has Bruce learned about consent now?

People are strange. They'll walk past an empty bar or restaurant, but sit at a table visible from the street, and watch the tables fill 🤷‍♀️

Ron just went to open a predinner bottle of champagne we've been hoarding and almost lost an eye when the cork erupted as soon as he took the foil off. The people in the room next to us came to check we were ok, it was so loud!

The anniversary surprise from the sweetest husband in the world. 34 years and he still makes the effort 😍

If you come to Bali, and honestly, it's a great escape, come to Sanur. It's a lot less hectic than Kuta/Legian/Seminyak/Canggu. If you have little kids, the beaches are part of a tidal lagoon, so safe and clean, and the food and beverage options are fabulous

Happy Friday everyone 🥂🍻

It's our anniversary this weekend, so we're having a little staycation at Sanur.