Reform UK politician Matt Goodwin used ChatGPT to write his new book. This is an outrage! How many more British jobs will be lost to Large Language Migrants ?! Coming over here on small bots. www.independent.co.uk/bulletin/new...

Reform UK politician Matt Goodwin used AI to write his new book. How many more British jobs will be lost to Large Language Models coming over here on small bots?! www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli... #jokes #ai

ICE is being deployed to airports because of a government shutdown that leaves airport workers without pay. The American Way: refuse to pay qualified people, call the fallout a crisis, then send in unqualified men with guns and authority. www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/3/... #jokes #abolishICE

Trump giving Iran five days before striking again is not de-escalation. It's not even petty. It's aggressive-passive. This whole thing sounds like geopolitics run by Mean Girls. “On Wednesdays we wear sanctions.” www.yahoo.com/news/article... #jokes #iran #comedy

European: we should go, we only have an hour and a half for lunch. American: that’s time for two lunches and one invasion.

We give far-right politics too much prestige by treating cruelty as just another opinion. Not every outrage merchant deserves ideological depth. I propose we leverage gradation from other worlds to fully express the intent behind the rhetoric. youtube.com/shorts/nVmvw... #jokes #politics #comedy

This is f—king real. What a pathetic scumbag of a president.

People are scared of the spread of fascism, rightly so. We have 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 elections in May and it’s essential to keep Reform out. The far right thrive on apathy and hopelessness. Good turn out almost always beats them. Register to vote. Why wait? Do it today www.gov.uk/register-to-...

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This makes total sense . Every political appointment in the USA starts with the sentence “you won’t believe how he got here!” www.yahoo.com/news/article...

The Duggars always seem shocked by what happens when nobody has time to fully raise anybody. They are a family built on industrial scale negligence where ‘shocked’ just means ‘the cameras found out first.’ Their response should not be news. metro.co.uk/2026/03/19/j...

Reform UK really do inspire community action in the most unexpected ways.

I see 5 time draft dodger is calling people cowards again

Millennials turned Chuck Norris into a supernatural folk hero because ‘white American guy becomes famous TV martial artist’ is just not a strong enough origin story on its own. #chucknorris

Chuck Norris didn’t die. He roundhouse kicked the bucket. #chucknorris

The whole point of 1776 was no monarch. So naturally we are commemorating it with a gold sovereign. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... #trump #usa

Telemedicine is safe, great reporting coming from @bpas.bsky.social on FB and Instagram. Too many trying to remove hard won rights. We need all eyes on the far right getting friendly with the House of Lords. The extremist ADF have a new pal in there

Feeling pretty smart up in here #Worldle #1518 (19.03.2026) 1/6 (100%) 🔥 Current Win Streak: 1 days 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 worldle.teuteuf.fr/share

Another “women’s rights activist” spreading the religious right’s ’abortion to birth’ lie. The term limit will remain 24 weeks. Scratch a transphobe…

If Americans can drink Irish Car Bombs, then Irish people should get to drink School Shooters. If the name Irish Car Bomb doesn’t bother you, but a Katrina Colada or a Pearl Harborita would, welcome to empathy. #stpatricksday #irish

Happy Irishness as a Party Hat day to all my fellow Americans! #stpatrick #stpatricksday

Of course the USA is bombing the Strait of Hormuz. It's guys in uniform refusing to ask for directions, saying “you disrespected me, bro” in the most heterosexual sounding body of water on Earth. Maybe if we rename it the Nonbinary of Hormuz they'll lose the launch codes. #jokes #iran

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Collateral damage is what happens when murder puts on a necktie in order to pass as necessity. This definition is part of a series called The Comic's Wordbook that takes commonly used phrases and defines them according to the truth they are meant to conceal. #writing #war #iran

Women in the U.K. are STILL being arrested and threatened with life in prison accused of illegal abortions. Below is a link (takes seconds) to tell the Lords to get decriminalisation done! www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

Happy Ides of March to anyone who believes regime change should be more…artisanal. More handmade. Less brute force. More Brutus.

Hofer Hiidensallo Jacquelin Pursuit podium #biathlon

If you see this, post a chef please

I wonder if there was any way for them to foresee it would happen?

And here is the senior clerk’s email address for any complaints if you object to his online behaviour in their name. [email protected] Casual misogyny is not acceptable from any man; even less a barrister.

The anti-Zionist Jews in your life are all freaking out because we knew this would happen. We warned this would happen. We've been scared of this happening. On some level, since forever. On another level, since October 7 2023. You don't need to tell us about Israel's government's crimes. We know.

And all while being a convicted criminal . An impressive mindset.

Colman Domingo wearing a silk suit on Hot Ones. Although silk is often used for cream dinner jackets, you rarely see it as a suit today. Silk suits, particularly in slubby Dupioni, were more popular in the 1920s and '60s. Makes for a very chic spring look (if you can find it).

Come see the Ponies!🐎 So exciting to be on with the Sufragettes! They are absolutely fabulous 🔥

I criticized Nigel Farage today for stirring up dumb outrage about the Bank of England removing Winston Churchill from the 5 pound note. My comments have been full of people all day saying that I wish that Germany won WWII. Y’all. Folk really need to stop obsessing over one type of history.

i feel like if i was tasked with not starting a war and bringing back US manufacturing jobs, i could have done a better job than this

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This is the only Fox News I want to hear ever again. youtube.com/shorts/5-1Pe... #jokes #england #news

Farage is upset about replacing Churchill on the 5 pound note. But not about replacing Jane Austen, Alan Turing, or JMW Turner. A woman, a gay man, and an artist? Fine. But one great white man who saved Britain by shouting? This is an outrage! #nigelfarage

Actually I beat Nigel Farage to the punch. My definition of “woke” is better than his.

So all of the performances in #scarpetta are incredible. The cast is brilliant. but why is everyone so mad at each other all the time? none of them are adults and I don’t know why.

American English is so simple! Oh yeah? Well explain ”pudding rice” :

Viking Grave Goods with Frida Espolin Norstein www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Uj4...

The US is not waging a pointless war over fossil fuels, we are investing heavily in renewable enemy. #iran

This war is so chaotic even the headlines can’t pick a genre. Is it a succession crisis, an oil shock, an action film, a NATO incident, or a campaign ad? Yes. #iran

American evangelicals putting shit online saying Iran isn't even an Islamic country because they've only been Muslim for the last 1400 years... yet you guys call yourselves a Christian nation? A religion that only reached those shores 500 years ago? Stfu with your hatred of Islam, ignorant twits

Iran says US and Israel have hit nearly 10,000 civilian sites. The US and Israel have said “OMG do we get a prize?!” #iran www.aljazeera.com/news/liveblo...

INCREDIBLE PRECISION! 🇺🇦 Maksym Murashkovskyi and guide Vitaliy Trush shoot clean (0-0-0-0) to secure a brilliant Silver medal with a time of 33:41.1. A proud day for Ukraine at the biathlon range! 🥈❄️ 🥈🇺🇦👏💙💛 #MilanoCortina2026 #ParaBiathlon #Silver #Paralympics #TeamUkraine #Biathlon

Thank you Nadia Whittome 👏

The "Iran War", much like "Iraq War" is a deliberate framing of this conflict in a way that absolves the actual aggressors who started it and are carrying out the slaughter of over a thousand civilians. This is the "US-Israeli War on Iran & Lebanon".