This article about Jamie Foxx having a baby with a much younger woman doesn’t mention her age. It mentions his age and the age of his children. But not his partner’s age. She is younger than his daughter.

Interesting how these Genital Creepos always try to claim Sinéad as one of their own now she’s no longer with us. But her love and compassion in all the things she did in life supporting Irish women, the queer community, and minorities will always counteract such ridiculous notions.

A penile implant is the perfect metaphor for this government: concealed machinery that lets old men feel powerful while doing nothing for the health of the system. #jokes #usa #comedy

bumping to ask again if folks can help support my friend michael, a philadelphia schoolteacher struggling to cover utilities while dealing with a cruel healthcare system

Apolitical Eurovision is like an emotionally stable group chat. It's a beautiful idea, but the admin has favorites, the rules have exceptions, and everyone joined with unresolved history. #eurovision #jokes

A reform councillor is trying to get be banned from tiktok for posting her publicly available names.

This may be the truth more than it is a joke, but I am still sharing. Photos by Donna Lloyd. #jokes #comedian #comedy

Somewhere, someone has set up a webcam and a lettuce

No judgement against people with children, but I assure you: I am not underbabied. It is difficult enough meeting all of my job and home responsibilities as it is. I do not need to add intensive care for a helpless individual on top of that. Cats are the right affection:responsibility for me.

Because we barely elected Obama. We have always been this racist hateful moronic place. There have been flashes of progression but fundamentally brand america is mindless insular outrage.

Sometimes people let me take photos of things. I don't know what I am doing, but they seem happy. Also you should come to Comedy at One Canon on Sunday Afternoons at 4PM in Canonmills. You will laugh, you may cry and you will be home before the takeaway closes. #comedian #comedy #edinburgh

If you’re more interested in Dr Q Manivannan’s visa status than 17 fascist MSPs in Parliament, that tells me a lot about you.

Oh honey. He properly understands English. It isn’t hard to understand. And we are saying this loud and clear.

Reform candidate who said Holocaust was a hoax wins seat in local elections www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpo... @ all the Jews who vote for Reform and have stood for Reform at this election, because of an absurd 'enemy's enemy is my friend' mentality (hint: Reform would attack Jews)

Expect Labour to learn nothing and instead gallop at full speed towards their own demise by leaning further right to capture imaginary, non-existent voters that supposedly want a diet* version of Farage's xenophobia *they always want the full fat xenophobic juice, babe

Hey, remember the local elections in 2016, when Corbyn's Labour lost 18 seats which meant he was unelectable and led to the co-ordinated mass public resignations of his front bench for the sake of the party? Those were the days, eh?

Not seen any big coverage of this but it's a big story imo Newcastle, a totally Labour-domianted city & home to the party central office, is a total wipeout for Labour with over half the wards counted. ZERO seats. The sole Tory to be elected to the council since 1992 has also lost his seat

However you dice it, it’s been a great night for Thai-based cryptocurrency billionaires & Vladimir Putin - who, incredibly, is currently getting more good news from the UK than Ukraine.

Good job England! Y’all watched America touch that hot stove twice and thought “those guys seem to know something!” #election #reform

I will let you guess which country this joke applies to. It is pretty widely applicable at this point in time, honestly. #jokes #comedy #politics

GO VOTE UK PALS!! Polls close at 10PM If you are in the queue at 10PM you will get to vote no matter how long the queue is. #election #vote #britain

Rise of Reform rests squarely on Starmer's shoulders, who was given a huge political majority capable of drastically needed radical change to the UK, but who instead chose to perpetuate centrist neo-liberal misery and hopelessness

Is there an election in your neck of the woods today? If so, have you voted yet? If not, please make a plan for when you're going to do it and how you're going to get to the polling place. Reform UK supporters are voting right now. Your vote is needed to outweigh theirs. Please vote.

A coyote swam to Alcatraz. Researchers tested his scat to find out where he was from, and named him Floyd. Even wildlife can't escape racism. The moment he showed up they were like "where do you really come from?" and gave him a white name. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... #jokes #news #comedy

Change seems to be a magical word. Campaign pamphlets print it in heroic type over a crisis their authors helped manufacture, as if bad government can be defeated by larger font. #jokes #election #politics

perhaps the most curious fact from our long read today on the Mandelson scandal www.ft.com/content/a829...

I read the Reform UK Manifesto so you don't have to. To protect you from its frankly disgusting prose, I rewrote it in the style of a nonsense poem, specifically the Jabberwocky by Lewis Carroll. youtu.be/XtpmEe1wpGY #reformuk #reform #vote #election

Please and thank you!! Hope. Hope is good. We are it.

Tomorrow morning please vote! Remind everyone to get out there and exercise their civic rights. We don't get very much power in this late stage capitalism dystopian timeline, but we can have a small say in who is leading us. #elections #ukpolitics #vote

vote smart vote early vote with kindness in your heart tomorrow. Do not vote for whichever group makes your anger feel the most righteous.

For Women Scotland is a hate group.

If you vote for Reform UK tomorrow you are voting for Donald Trump. You are MAGA. As an American in the UK I regularly hear how Americans are so dumb for electing Trump. But then the same people will use their only power to vote for a party who blatantly says they want to be like Trump.

Reform UK are refusing to explain why Nigel Farage posed for a "Christmas drink" with far-right activists, some of whom took part in a violent attack at a church. One of the men pictured with Farage was convicted of assault by beating last month, after storming an anti-racism meeting at the church

For a year-and-a-half, I've been attempting to get to the bottom of a photograph showing Nigel Farage posing with far-right activists. Our new investigation casts fresh doubts on Farage’s claim that he refuses to associate with extreme elements of the populist right bylinetimes.com/2026/05/06/r...

I read the Reform UK Manifesto so you don't have to. To protect you from its frankly disgusting prose, I rewrote it in the style of a nonsense poem, specifically the Jabberwocky by Lewis Carroll. youtu.be/XtpmEe1wpGY #poem #reform #vote #elections

Pete Hegseth fired two dozen generals and brought in a former Fox producer — because why have institutional knowledge when you can manufacture urgency from bad information? www.ibtimes.co.uk/pentagon-tur... #maga #jokes

Reform UK are really clear about this in their manifesto. leaving the ECHR Establishing a UK Deportation Force Deporting 600,000 migrants Abolishing Indefinite Leave To Remain Yet so many people feel they are superior to the USA. If you vote Reform it is the same as voting for Donald Trump.

Nigel Farage wants to take the country out of the European Convention on Human Rights The ECHR protects us all - It grants our right to protest, our right to privacy, our right to fair trials and so much more. Whatever you do on May 7 JUST DON’T VOTE REFORM

Jeff Bezos named Amazon after the river, built it on books, turned the trees into cardboard, and now sponsors “Fashion Is Art” at the Met Gala. That’s a beautiful full circle: rainforest to reading to returns to Rihanna dressed as “The Fragility of Nature.” #jokes #comedy #metgala

There’s something poetic about Amazon sponsoring the Met Gala. It’s the five stages of capitalism: river, books, boxes, global monopoly, feathers. www.theguardian.com/fashion/live... #jokes #metgala

Pete Hegseth claims he is introducing a Spartan warrior culture. But the Spartans would not understand Hegseth. The Spartans built an entire society around discipline, oaths, and sacrifice. Hegseth built a war council around the woman who proves he treats oaths as scheduling conflicts.

The US government has raised the threat level in the UK because of the Golders Green terrorist attack. Americans are advised to vary our travel plans to stay safe in this dangerous climate, I got rerouted to a replacement bus service. Does that count?

I did a gig in a very Reform part of the country. The MC hyped up the crowd by having them cheer “as if you found Donald Trump dead in an oil well” If you vote for Reform UK you get Donald Trump. The media illiteracy about Bad Guys and outrage farming is astonishing.

The far right are very much enjoying surges in antisemitism AND Islamophobia. It’s very useful for them. Blame one group for the hate towards another. A bit like how they blame refugees for the male VAWG of their own demographic.

A Tate curator could write wall text about Restore Britain’s visual output. The empty dinghy. The faceless family. The clenched fist stolen from the labour movement. New piece on what they want you to see.

Trump called himself a king on X, the internet’s truck stop bathroom wall. So I guess the republic is in its Toddler Era now. We went from no taxation without representation to self-coronation without hesitation. #jokes #comedy #usa

A statement from the Newcastle Green Group on the Blakelaw & Cowgate Candidate Tina Ion

I found it fascinating how people keep saying the police were brave. All the reporting on this feels like copaganda.

Trump said “Two KINGS!” and Charles was like, “I’m here to promote the concept of ‘no kings.’” King George was the cautionary tale. Now King Charles is the adult supervision. uk.news.yahoo.com/white-house-... #jokes #trump #kingcharles

Today is the anniversary of my HIV diagnosis. I was 30 and had lost many friends to AIDS. The doctor told me that with treatment I could expect to live another twenty years. That was 28 years ago. HIV changed. Tell everyone.