Movies, PDX. "Judas and the Black Messiah"! cstpdx.com/event/judas-... "Waiting to Exhale" tomorrowtheater.org/movies/waiti... Jim Belushi scifi "Retroactive" www.thecinemagictheater.com/vhs Soviet war horror "The Ascent" www.academytheaterpdx.com "I Am Not a Witch" www.5thavecinema.com

Rose Byrne Wants Her Car Back Right Now in 'Tow' Film Official Trailer

Rep. Maxine Dexter was denied entry to the Texas detention center where the Crespo-Gonzalez family is being held but plans to return today. With no explanation of why she was denied entry, Dexter said she believes it is because “they know the public would be horrified to see the truth.”

Tonight, Portland film critters: "THIS IS SPINAL TAP" hollywoodtheatre.org/show/this-is... Tarkovsky's "Andrei Rublev" tickets.thecinemagictheater.com/movie/andrei... Oak Grove has "Melania"! And wine! familycinemas.com/movies/melan... "Black Girl" (1966), FREE. cstpdx.com/event/black-...

Finished reading "All-Negro Comics". It's more artifact than great art, but the ambition to try something new, raiding Philly art schools for fresh talent, creating an African superhero protecting vast resources 19 years before Black Panther? That's pretty cool. imagecomics.com/comics/relea...

nagel guitar nagel guitar nagel guitar *getting louder* NAGEL GUITAR NAGEL GUITAR

Coalie the coal mascot giving me flashbacks to Bush II www.desmog.com/2009/11/05/c...

Depress an Action Movie: Nap Wish Weep Hard Slow & Furious The You've Punished Yourself Enough-er

Little Free Bar with Tiny Bartender Who's a Great Listener

"We have the smallest trucks. We've been very tough on the waters. The crow flies at midnight. Molasses tomorrow will bring forth Cognac..."

Late night stream is "Women He's Undressed" (2015), Gillian Armstrong's eccentric, operatic biopic of queer Aussie costumer extraordinaire Orry-Kelly. I need a gif of Jane Fonda motorboating Marilyn in her mind.

"The 'Father Ted' creator, who moved to US in December" We need a public alert system for shit like this. GL should legally have to walk door to door and be like "Hi! I'm your new neighbor, and a transphobe, so-- OW, MY BOLLOX"

Pam Bondi forgot to redact disturbing footage of a young, nude JD Vance putting a cocktail weiner in his bellybutton and screaming, "PIG IN A PIG!" while running around Epstein Island's weird pedo temple thing.

To understand fascism we must understand their fetishism of power and control *because* they are incapable of giving/being loved. retrospectjournal.com/2023/03/26/a... *And* it's an excuse to post Tom of Finland art...

Meet the now Portland-based artist behind your fav grunge poster art of the '90s. Then schedule that colon cancer screening, I worry about you. youtu.be/EzW2V-sepfA?...

Trump opera "Monster's Paradise" (with libretto by a Nobel Prize winner (eat it, boy, eat it)) debuts in Hamburg and does Miss Piggy have an uzi? It's *opera*, Michael. That's like asking, 'does it feature Godzilla'. youtu.be/XI-7H1X5mnM?...

Portland film listings cuz I don't wanna talk about the news: "China Heat" at B-Movie Bingo... hollywoodtheatre.org/show/china-h... "Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai"... cstpdx.com/event/ghost-... "Pillion" at Tomorrow is sold out, you! Nerdy! Pervs!

*reading Epstein Files, nodding as I pour gin into my now-cold coffee* Oh so THAT'S why Bill Gates funded frontier medicine...

This week's depressing donations: Legal help for immigrants www.immigrantdefenseproject.org/donate/ Register TX Latinos to vote www.joltinitiative.org/donate/ Immigrant rights down the block from ICE pircoregon.org Interpreters for immigrants detained by ICE www.pueblounidopdx.org/donate

A silly video. I made this for specific reasons (explained on the YouTube page), but I think it can be enjoyed without context perfectly well. youtu.be/hur-vdLLV-E?...

Bruce Campbell will be at Hollywood April 4th for a Q&A following a screening of grief road trip flick "Ernie & Emma" yes yes YES hollywoodtheatre.org/show/ernie-a...

'Hard to explain to non-locals how fun this lil suburban theater is. They have SUPERB beer options, put stuff on their marquee like "Zendaya tennis three way? Yes, please!", and, when distributors forget to send posters, make their own masterpieces like:

PICA's presentation of the Meredith Monk doco "Monk in Pieces" was wonderful, weird music fam, but to the audience member who required three ushers to *stop filming the screen?* It's on kanopy, dude. www.kanopy.com/en/product/1...

Six More Weeks of Wet Season Predicted as Geoduck Squirts All Over His Shadow: tinyurl.com/mu6br7ye

Mastodon Trending is all "How do we get free testing for heavy metals? Kid gassed at ICE protest" and "Friend wants to ride supplies to immigrants in hiding, advised to have a lawyer on retainer. Does anyone know one" and my tummy hurts so much.

Oh, and pre-ordered Julia Wertz's pregnancy / parenting comics collection "Bury Me Already (It's Nice Down Here)". Five years in the making! bookshop.org/p/books/bury...

Just backed #MST3K meets Rifftrax at the BluRay level cuz I heart physical media. www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...

Yes yes YES: "I Love Boosters" trailer! youtu.be/rnfTmSAnS3c?...

if you need a good laugh - at 33 seconds you can hear Trump shit himself. look at the woman in green’s face around that time youtu.be/u_6kGluvINg?...

Kinda losing it over @cstpdx.bsky.social 's Black History Month offerings, Portland film fam. "The Spook Who Sat by the Door", "Black Girl" (FREE 2/5!), "Ghost Dog", "Judas and the Black Messiah", a premiere! cstpdx.com/event/breaki...

Well, at least there's lots of classical concerts today, Portland. Sibelius, Grieg, koto demo's at the Japanese Gardens, PDX Lesbian Choir... www.livemusicproject.org

... So if it turns out a cabal of ped0s really do run the world, how do we apologize. Hummingbird cake, smokes, and Ivermectin tubes left outside rural churches..?

“I just need ONE movie, and dats Hell Comes to Frogtown. Freakin’ Classic! You got Rowdy Roddy Piper, sweet guns, hot babes—not gonna lie here Fryman, I’d bang the frog broads.”

Local unions' anti-ICE protest downtown PDX is delaying trains!

Union steward spouse texting me from one of the starting points for people cycling to today's anti-ICE protest. They've already reached 500 and the local TV news are there. 😮 www.ibew48.com/announcement...

This Connie Willis-worthy farce of sending people into the "Make ME a Billionaire" machine, hoping the next one will be a *good* one. "She's a Buddhist nun who doesn't even have a drivers license, let's see how.... oh dear. Crypto-run private prison CEO, *again*...."

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

"F**k My Son!" TONIGHT, Portland naughty comics fam. tomorrowtheater.org/movies/fuck-... Also "The Voice of Hind Rajab"... www.cinema21.com/movie/the-vo... "We Grown Now"... www.5thavecinema.com "Scott Pilgrim vs the World"... cstpdx.com/event/scott-... And "Iron Lung" everywhere, WOW.

when Uncle Floyd spoofed the Joe Franklin show. Joe wasn't happy. youtu.be/tbReazWMVnU?...

ICE Agent Still Not Sure He’s Wearing Baklava Right: tinyurl.com/txbur84w

Fav Killdozer song, hands down

Just so you know the type of crap some folks email me and how some people feel about any talk of taxing the use of our transportation system.

How come nobody had lighting rigs in the '70s? Were they run on embargoed petrol?? youtu.be/witYEZs9Eok?... Anyhoo, if you too yelled "Jello, yummy!" we are bff's.

Tonight's library DVD: "Tales from Earthsea" (2006), a LOTR skin job thatborrows, like, three aspects of Ursula K LeGuin's YA fantasy saga. View only for curiosity, gorgeous backgrounds, yelling writing advice at screens. Like: If you have a world with DRAGONS, maybe work them in??

Dear @rifftrax.com . You got Britrax. But what aboot... Canuck-trax youtu.be/3nNdRYNmVHo?...

🧵 I'm sorry, @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social, you can't just drop something like "Sprite Goblin" into the conversation and just pretend we wouldn't notice! Here are some videos: www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoSG...

If you take your film weird, horny, obscure, and beautiful, try Deaf Crocodile TODAY. letterboxd.com/film/delta-s...

But seriously, just one MSM type point out that if "every U.S. town is a border town", we effectively have no border. That these expensive, outrageous, violent raids *in midwestern towns* are ineffective and unsustainable. We're going to do this for what, years? Decades??

Overwhelmed White House nurse attaches cannula to Trump's sleepiest eye after running out of hand veins.