Last night's late night library Blu Ray was first two episodes of "WandaVision." Star Trek Lad is a lil into it? (Notice how I never whine about how much TV streamers cost? Notice how you don't gotta boycott what thoust never funded in the first place?)

Need @lastweektonight.com to fact-check this @thesicktimes.org story about Germany coercing long covid sufferers into clinics that only make their symptoms worse?? thesicktimes.org/2025/09/16/g...

Funhouse Lounge is performing "The Rocky Horror Show" through 10/11, Portland, maybe we should go? 5 person booths, ADA seating, a Freak Zone right up front complete with "show supplies"... www.funhouselounge.com/product/rock...

Autumn is OUR time, Portland film fam... "Spaceballs", "Basic Instinct", trippy Hungarian animation "Son of the White Mare"... academytheaterpdx.com/amy_movie/so... "Yi Yi" 25th anniversary! www.cinema21.com/movie/yi-yi-... "Firestarter" AND "Dr Sleep"?? hollywoodtheatre.org/show/stephen...

We’re delighted to announce that Oscar-winning director Guillermo del Toro's FRANKENSTEIN will be coming to the Hollywood in both 35mm and digital formats! Starring Oscar Isaac, Jacob Elordi, Mia Goth, Felix Kammerer, with Charles Dance, and Christoph Waltz, tickets will be available very soon!

Haven't taken an edible all week cuz remodel prep but now I'm reading the Calumet Baking Powder wiki and wondering if shadows have ever fallen in love with each other

you can just walk into a Western gear and buy boots, a saddle, cute lil straw hat. They never ONCE ask for proof of horse

What a weekend. Tile demo, opening of the Grandaddy Sophtware Slump tour (RIP Kevin), catty family brunch, more tile demo. Spouse admitted he'll be glad to see the "dick tile" gone. ????? We've lived here 11. YEARS. He never ONCE pointed out the corner tile are cock n' balls?!?

Alan Partridge is a crowdfunding innovator in the first trailer for How Are You? It's Alan (Partridge)

'Heard the darkest joke. You ready? Cuz I'm going to erase this. Don't RT, don't screen cap, this never happened. Ready?

Harold Lloyd proved himself the silent era's most relatable comic star with The Freshman, released 100 years ago today. Our review from the archives: www.avclub.com/criterion-ad...

Oh, you don't want us to get the gist from the AI summary? We gotta click through, give up contact info? Then gimme t*ts. I want two fine t*tties at the end of every article, ma face orbs' reward for scrolling through your obvious, outdated balloon juice.

An AI Stan Lee Hologram Is Coming to LA Comic Con (Really)

Who needs hard mode video games when you can try to water the front yard in a way that a. doesn't excite the frog that lives behind the rain barrel, cuz b. A**hole Neighborhood Cat (who wears a bell for the exact, awful reason you think) just.. appears, practically wearing a "Frog?" bib...

Spotted naughty vinyl at a second store while walking Alberta Street eating Salt & Straw apple pie ice cream. 'Think I won Portland bingo?

Anderson is producing the TV version of her infamous 1996 flop with her sons, Brandon Thomas Lee and Dylan Jagger Lee. www.avclub.com/pamela-ander...

Late night library disc is Spike Lee's "Summer of Sam" (1999). Character actor-packed "Sopranos"/ "Goodfellas"/ "The Monsters Are Due on Maple Street" / "Faces" love letter that reminds you, to paraphrase Gahan Wilson, who needs monsters when there be humans...

I know the joke. Portland only cares about weed, strippers, bikes, and donuts. But hey. Hey! We also LOVE zines. Running 9/19-10/25 at Multnomah Arts Center, 70 zines celebrating 20+ years of mass produced micro-journaling! Readings Oct 9th www.multnomahartscenter.org/gallery-cale...

“We’re gonna be reducing drug costs over the next year… by a 1,000%!... It’ll go from $10 to $20.” Trump, once again, confusing economic policies with the ads that ran in the back of "Peter Porkchop" comics...

Portland film festivals starting tonight... #Dance Film Festival, day one... tomorrowtheater.org/movies/portl... "HP Lovecraft" #horror fest... hollywoodtheatre.org/show/h-p-lov... "Book of the Dead" fest! "Army of Darkness!" "Evil Dead II"! www.thecinemagictheater.com/book-of-the-...

You know you're aging, but no one warns you how suddenly you age? Like, in the past week my nasolabial fold just... collapsed. 'Downloaded some facial exercises, not ready to go full Carol Burnett yet, but dang it looks like I tried to kiss an iron...

I think it's a bit much to create a national holiday celebrating the death of Charles Kirk

Time of year when the PNW gardeners on 8-10K sq foot lots who haven't taken proper showers since July feel particularly smug about low summer water bills. Also itchy, so very itchy...

Post a female character you love

Proof that Arnold is the true barbarian. Can you imagine Jason Momoa being that malevolent? The stench you detect is our review of #ConanTheBarbarian2011. The first one who smells it can retell it at soundcloud.com/murmanproductions or any podcast app under Golan-Globus Theater.

Needing an escape from reality last night, 'went to a taping of OPB's "Live Wire" with author Mary Roach. Host's warmup monologue was how he assumes they'll be cancelled, asking for donations etc. We bought a "Must-See Radio" hat but I don't think hats are going to save us. :(

News! Dark Horse @darkhorse.com to Publish ‘Nerd Inferno: The Essential Evan Dorkin’ in 2026 Featuring Milk and Cheese and More www.brokenfrontier.com/nerd-inferno...

Who wore it better...

Sort of laughing.

Oregon Screams Horror Fest starts at 5 pm, Portland film fam. $50 but dang, look at this lineup... cstpdx.com/event/oregon... "Hausu" director's "School in the Cross Hairs"... hollywoodtheatre.org/show/school-... "Emma" (2020)!!!! 😍 tomorrowtheater.org/purchase/478...

A peek at my So Funny I Pee Myself Just Thinking About 'Em comics stash kept on ice in the basement for "Oh good, another half a dead rabbit to bury... And now I'm being chased by a screaming hawk?!?" days:

... Did you just tell me to grate a pear??

Grating a pear to add to the sauce, as one does.

Three cops killed yesterday and it's not in ANY of my RSS feeds. Banality of evil? More like... Change the Channel *yawn* of Evil

Oh... www.wpr.org/news/wiscons...

"I saw on Threads..." "This guy on Facebook said" Y'all wouldn't last five minutes in the Montgomery bus strike. Y'all'd be "Eek, my feet hurt, I'm calling an Uber, good luck, kisses..."

Welcome to @thewaroncars.bsky.social , Barr Films short from the '70s... avgeeks.com/urban-altern... Bonus: Portland's Keller Fountain Park!!!

Post a movie you like with a terrible RT score www.rottentomatoes.com/m/cabin_boy

Exhausted, barely moving marchers collapse on curbs outside American diners. "We just... want... curly fries", a retied schoolteacher whispered before bursting into tears. "Not planks. Not those stupid chunks you can't even fork. Not mushy, sweet potato bulls**t. Just give us curly fries!"

Just finished this new piece from the motion picture The Room

My cover for Toxic Avenger Comics #3, out today, featuring the man Lloyd Kaufman and his intestines.

Tonight, Portland film fam: "Labyrinth of Dreams" (1997)... cstpdx.com/event/labyri... PNW filmmaker shorts... hollywoodtheatre.org/show/cine-se... "Demon Slayer: Infinity Castle" dub & sub... thejoycinema.com/index.html Menopause romcom "Baltimorons"! pdx.livingroomtheaters.com/movies/5495

"This isn't the America *I* know!" American history:

Anyhoo, 'enjoyed these comics from recent haul. "Toxic Avenger meets Jesus" had no right to be so funny; "Godzilla Heist" was as bafflingly dumb as I'd hoped; who do I gotta **** in this town to find Dave Hill's "Dark Regards" no. 4??

We know the Vatican has Jesus bones. 'No way they haven't made Jesus bone broth

Late night library disc is "Moon is the Oldest TV" (2023)... www.justwatch.com/us/movie/nam...

Interesting study from Germany on e-bikes and the modes they replace: "43.1% of electric bicycle trips and 63.2% of electric bicycle mileage would have been undertaken using a car if no e-bike had been available, highlighting their substantial potential to reduce transport-related CO2 emissions"

new band name is Decapitation Suicide www.themoscowtimes.com/2025/09/09/c...

Robert Redford-directed films especially lend themselves to porn parody titles. "Ordinary Peepholes"... "The Whore Whisperer"... "The Legend of Bangin' Van Nuys"...

"This sounds nuts, but do you have anything that smells like... Trafalgar..?"