Portland: "Climax" www.5thavecinema.com "Delicatessen" tomorrowtheater.org/film-series/... "Amazing Digital Circus", "Trainspotting" www.fandango.com/regal-fox-to... Ooh, Jewish Community Orchestra www.livemusicproject.org/events/17620... Jazz bike ride! www.shift2bikes.org/calendar/eve...

To car. Or carnot. Whether tis nobler in the mind to e-bike-- tis only 3 miles and just groceries!

With The Mess, Noah Van Sciver stakes yet new creative ground as a fiction writer, crafting the most magnetic and literary work of his career--out 9/22! https://ow.ly/37p450Z8lvT

Scifi play "X" closes 6/7, PDX. everout.com/portland/eve... Elfman & Reich www.livemusicproject.org/events/15894... Bill Walton ride www.shift2bikes.org/calendar/eve... "Bringing Up Baby" 3, "Golden Eighties" 3:30 hollywoodtheatre.org "Black Strawberry" www.academytheaterpdx.com/movies/10000...

Late night library BluRay is "First Blood" (1982). Spouse claims EVERY boy in his Raised NRA 'hood got That Knife for Christmas. 😳

It's official! Celebrate 30 years of Kultur Shock with the release of their long anticipated album, House of Kultur available on vinyl! Available now on vinyl at alternativetentacles.com/collections/...

Elvira for pride, PDX tomorrowtheater.org/movies/elvir... "Savage House"! pdx.livingroomtheaters.com/movie/savage... "Art of Dying" www.thecinemagictheater.com "Climax" www.5thavecinema.com/program-tab "Twin Peaks" cstpdx.com/event/twin-p... "Muppet Movie", "D.E.B.S"? www.academytheaterpdx.com

We're so excited to announce a Cosmic Monkey Comics EXCLUSIVE cover signing for Godzilla vs. Portland with artists @allredmd.bsky.social, designer Sandy Tanaka, writer Mark Russell and MORE. July 18th, join us from noon to 3PM as we welcome some of the @idwpublishing.com talents! #comics #Godzilla

Confused brain created the persona "Dr Joyce Carole Westheimer" last week if anyone needs a meme account idea...

Through megaphone while dressed as the Grim Reaper: Can the 80 year olds PLEASE clear the set? *Sees Larry Ellison and DJT, points two fingers at blacked-up eyes with bony Spirit Halloween gloved hands, then at them*

Binge-read "The End of the Arab of the Future" by Riad Sattouf this week. A funny, cringy, gorgeously drawn coming of age story haunted by a megalomaniac father. Literally nothing else like it. www.fantagraphics.com/products/the... 'Thought a lot about "Persepolis" while reading. 🥲

when you could celebrate #KungFuJune in theaters that were more dangerous than the action on the screen.

Late night stream is "Inspector Mom", which may be the stupidest thing ever. "Veronica Mars" meets "Sex in the City" for head injury sufferers. Warning: Peanut allergies www.rifftrax.com/inspector-mom

I am asking classical DJs to hold off playing Beethoven's 9th-- you know, the Cleveland Symphony version? George Szell? What a chorus-- til It Happens. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Here's this Professor Bobo piece I made

'forget who I promised these to, put here are pics of the AI Jesus display at my 'hood's Action Church.

WE NEED TO BUILD A MOAT OF HUGS AND THERAPY AROUND CHERYL STRAYED 😩 www.lemonde.fr/en/obituarie...

#Portland Horror Film Fest!!! hollywoodtheatre.org/show/portlan... ReWire Fest: Laptop music ensemble www.livemusicproject.org/events/17585... Girl detective wine pairings..? everout.com/portland/eve... Bike Summer rides! Westside, Mustache, to Airport www.shift2bikes.org

If you see a gardener taking cuttings or seed heads from other people's yards no you didn't

Saw seed heads on jog, doubled back, yoinked as many as possible, noticed startled senior waiting for bus. Sprinted away screaming "Grand Theft Columbine!!!"

Big shoutout to @ladds500.com for the sweetest springtime stupid this fine-ass city has to offer.

RIP special effects director Armando Valcauda, creator of the colourful and energetic special effects of Starcrash (1978), The Humanoid (1979), and the two kooky Hercules movies (1983, 1985)

B-Movie Bingo, Portland. hollywoodtheatre.org Ladytron everout.com/portland/eve... LGBTQ Mt Hood doco narrated by George Takei cstpdx.com/event/whos-o... "8-1/2", "Cinema Paradiso" www.thecinemagictheater.com/italiano I'm Too Scared to Bike-a-Palooza ride www.shift2bikes.org/events/

Unreal to think one of the top five-winningest NBA coaches once worked for my dinky hometown's community college. RIP, dues payer. www.statesmanjournal.com/story/sports...

Backed The Comics Courier Issue 4 KS (nearly 100%!) The essays in the first three issues, even on "capes & tights" titles that aren't really my thing? Well written, smart, informative, made me head for the shops (and library ha ha) www.kickstarter.com/projects/tif...

AI-defending tech journalist gets pulled into a time portal, ends up at a German circus, circa 1904: "My... God... that horse can count!!!"

#TheIncredibleBulk is real?? #Rifftrax

Osees mini-tour starts THIS MONTH, Tennessee & Georgia synth-punk heads. Then it's summer in Europe, fall in San Francisco, Seattle, PORTLAND, Missoula, Salt Lake... www.theeohsees.com #musicmonday If you dig Causey Way, garage rock, and speed... ohsees.bandcamp.com

"Repo Man" SOLD OUT, Portland. But there's "I ❤️ Boosters", "Backrooms" hollywoodtheatre.org "Poison" cstpdx.com/event/poison/ "Death Rides a Horse" 4:30 tickets.thecinemagictheater.com/now-showing Bike Summer kicks off! Westside ride, Queer ride, Kidical Mass... www.shift2bikes.org/calendar/

Activists and LGBTQ+ advocates are voicing public outrage against outerwear brand Patagonia after it sued the drag queen and environmental activist Pattie Gonia for trademark infringement. “This is how corporations bully individuals who cannot match their resources,” Pattie Gonia said.

Spouse and me watching the FedEx guy unload our NPR wine club order

Just imagined a grunge jukebox musical- Kurt Cobain on a road trip with Eddie Vedder, the Butthole Surfers, and a sentient bag of smack (with a chorus of poke and stick tattoos), need to lock up the Casio before I compose this and end up Brett Easton Ellis rich.

BREAKING: A viral joke on social media to turn Trump’s White House UFC fight on America’s 250th birthday into the “gayest party in US history” is becoming real as hundreds of gay men are actually buying tickets and planning to show up shirtless, glittered up, and very flamboyant.

Aaaaand this weekend's mini movie fest ends with Christopher Guest's directorial debut "The Big Picture" (1989). For fans of "Pee-Wee's Playhouse", "UHF", "Living in Oblivion", "Party Down", "Ed Wood"...

Oh! And I finished "White Noise". Written as an academia satire peppered with then-current events-- manmade disasters, trusting media more than your own senses, protecting kids in a chaotic world, rhetoric vs praxis-- but now? Now DeLillo's novel reads like prescient sci-fi.

Great: 5 bikes (4 electric) at this coffee shop Uh oh: No bike lockup. Like, ANYWHERE in this shopping complex. Whoops: We all locked up to the gas meter?? If there's a kaboom this afternoon in Raleigh Hills, blame it on delicious breakfast burritos

"Backrooms", Fisher King", PDX hollywoodtheatre.org Latinx Choir remembers George Floyd www.livemusicproject.org/events/17583... "Tuner" www.fandango.com/tuner-2026-2... Mel Brown B3 Organ the1905.turntabletickets.com/calendar John Carpenter Ride www.shift2bikes.org/events/11200...

Odd lil double bill tonight: "How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying" (1967), a long, *horny,* deliciously germane musical...

Riveters stage banner: YOu BECOME STRONG BY DIONG THE THINGS YOU NEED TO BE STRONG FOR AUDRE LORDE #BAONPDX

I like where this is going...

Just backed Keith Knight's first (we hope!) animated short "One Black Kid". www.kickstarter.com/projects/kee...

PDX: "Garbage Pail Kids" hollywoodtheatre.org "Something Wild" portlandartmuseum.org/event/pretty... "Blue Velvet", "Safe" www.academytheaterpdx.com/movies/12587... "Stage Fright" tickets.thecinemagictheater.com/now-showing Andy AKIHO www.livemusicproject.org/events/15894...

Setting up Proton, Gmail's freaking out, blasting security alerts. Calm down, dude, I'm merely replacing you

.. Damn. 'Might have to join Yelp, give this pot store a four star review: "Edibles so powerful I mast***ated to the concept of blue."

Late night library BluRay is "An American in Paris" (1951). Don't worry about the boy meets girl thin gruel of a plot-- Gene Kelly tricked midwesterners into watching a modern jazz ballet *fantasy.* The Ruskies NEVER stood a chance 🫡

Jokes on you! I'm an insomniac Demento head who did yoga to THIS last night

Tonight, Portland. Live Wire! everout.com/portland/eve... "Terrorvision"! hollywoodtheatre.org/show/terrorv... "Moral" (1983) www.5thavecinema.com "Black Sunday", "Cinema Paradiso" tickets.thecinemagictheater.com/now-showing Criterion Closet! everout.com/portland/eve...

No no no no NO

Dear MSM morons: We are not Luddites. Or "AI skeptics". We *just* want to return the Internet to the free, DIY, open source, nonprofit, CREATED BY US TAXPAYERS NOT CONNECTICUT TRUST FUND BABIES state is was ~ 25 years ago