Somehow never mentioned "Wuthering Heights" (1939) was mum's fav film, so we watched it, and straight-as-an-arrow spouse muttered, 'God DAMN, Larry looks tasty" and now I feel like we invented a new form of incest. 😳

This is it. We found why BlueSky exists

80'S JETHRO TULL OR THE CAST OF THE 1983 BBC CHILDREN'S SHOW, "WHIBBLY WHOBBLY."

Couldn't be prouder that the ACLU lawyer arguing for birthright citizenship was born unto Taiwanese grad students right here in Oregon 📣🦫 www.msn.com/en-us/news/u...

Portland: Ukrainian animation cstpdx.com/event/the-fe... "April Fools Day" www.thecinemagictheater.com/holiday-horr... "Sinners", "Dagon"! hollywoodtheatre.org/show/dagon/ Japanese percussion... www.livemusicproject.org/events/15892... Chris Brown Quartet the1905.turntabletickets.com/events

Inbox is going to be annoying today but this one was p good

Orpheus PDX, who have produced some of the most exciting, challenging modern opera ever staged in Portland, Oregon, suspends company 'til 2027. orpheuspdx.org/app/uploads/... PLEASE be an April Fools Day joke cuz I. Am not. Well.

Trump bolts from Supreme Court hearings early after absolutely cropdusting the chamber with Filet o' Fish farts

this still looks like "What if Cyriak made a porno"

Pre-game library disc was "Barb and Star Go to Vista Del Mar" (2021). If you dig silly friendship stories like "Cedar Rapids", "Bridesmaids", "Barbie", "Dave Made a Maze", dive in. NO trailers, no reviews, just let midwestern adventure comedy wash over you.

'Scuse me while I

Portland film fam: "Cradled by the Earth" cstpdx.com/event/cradle... "Synecdoche, NY", "Eternal Sunshine"... www.thecinemagictheater.com/kaufman "One Battle After Another", "Switchblade Sisters" www.academytheaterpdx.com/movies/31136... Camas: "Buffalo Kids" www.fandango.com/liberty-thea...

Genius? Area woman admonishes Riyadh Comedy Fest attendees, shrugs at Chaka Khan and Herbie Hancock attending Riyadh Jazz Fest. "Gigs a gig, babe," mutters the "Money Jungle" fan

Y'all ever see a lil film called "Spartacus" www.oregonlive.com/crime/2026/0...

Person running popular, gentle meme account: Sorry to break character but I'm having a hard time right now, like lots of 'y'all. Glad you're here *heart emoji* Souless f**khead: How DARE you reveal your humanity. UNSUBSCRIBE

Nicolas Roeg's "Don't Look Now" (1973)

Stop that doom scrolling long enough to post two characters who bring you joy

Calligraphy is a 60 year tradition in Oregon. You see "the beautiful writing" everywhere. youtu.be/1jA8M07AVBI?...

'Called "Purple Rain" "the 'Amadeus' of the Midwest" and long story short, we're revisiting Milos Forman movies. Starting, as usual, at the library with... "Loves of a Blonde" (1965)!

Way too quickly: "And the MSTies are all, 'Oh an overwhelmed nerd shot into space putting on puppet shows? Where've I heard THAT before!'" MENSA-qualified spouse staring off into space a full three seconds: "I... just now see that..."

Matinee, Portland? "Happy Together" portlandartmuseum.org/event/happy-... "Sinners", "76 Days Adrift" hollywoodtheatre.org PDX & Eugene Gay Choruses www.livemusicproject.org/events/17064... "The Fly", "Purple Rain" tomorrowtheater.org "Project Hail Mary"! tickets.omsi.edu/events/019c9...

Now watching "Robowar" (2018) while saddle sore from e-bike ride to game (THORNS! WIN!) There is so much duct tape pretending to be metal in this I think 3M has a clear case to sue for dangerous misuse www.rifftrax.com/robowar

From the front page of today's Discogs. Happy to see that Oswald's album is #1, as it should be...... www.discogs.com/digs/music/e...

RIP spy author Len Deighton. The Harry Palmer film trilogy is streaming, two for free (!), and is, sadly, still v. very relevant... www.justwatch.com/us/movie/bil...

'Tried to watch "The AI Doc" trailer but when the data scientist smugly declares his friends' kids "won't even see high school"... nursewithwound1.bandcamp.com/track/just-w...

It's Charlie Kaufman week, #portland film fam www.thecinemagictheater.com/kaufman Nursing thriller “Late Shift”… pdx.livingroomtheaters.com/movie/late-s... “Johnny Guitar”, “Matilda”, “Switchblade Sisters”! www.academytheaterpdx.com “Wigstock” with bingo! tomorrowtheater.org/movies/wigst...

"No, the president is not in his 'Make a Wish' phase," the spokeswoman growls, air quoting with crisp pink nails. "He just *happened* to visit Graceland, add his signature to U.S. currency, throw out the first pitch at a Tampa Tarpons game, dress like Batman at the Resolute Desk..."

RIP outdoor journalist Grant McOmie. You were the PNW's dream cool uncle youtu.be/mUAPHB246bo?...

What's the polite way to brag that one's feed is so well-curated you have NO idea what the mob is screaming about.

I’m cackling

OH MY GOD STOP TRYING TO SAY X IS AN IMPORTANT PLATFORM ITS NOT ITS THE SIZE OF PINTEREST BUT IF I WAS LIKE 'DEMOCRATS GOTTA WIN THE COMMENTS WAR ON PINTEREST' THEYD LOCK ME FUCKING AWAY

Good news! Suburban PDX park no longer named after a genocidal loser. Better news: Locals get drums, plantings, and fried bread at the 3/28 renaming ceremony! www.portland.gov/parks/events... WTF news: Is this a Rez Dogs prank or "Star Wars" character or...

Recession Indicator? Pizza delivery man sick of getting paid in blowjobs

Last night, inking [Secret Project Not Ready to Share Just Yet] to local community radio, I... plum forgot about the Internet. It was *heaven*. 5 stars, would recommend

"IDIOTKA" tonight, #portland . tomorrowtheater.org/movies/idiot... "Bershama" looks... hilarious? www.regmovies.com/movies/bersh... Bike Happy Hour! bikeportland.org/2026/03/24/t... Country Cabaret at Showdown, why not... www.instagram.com/madamcoopers... And of course being Wednesday...

Oooofff, this one hit a little too close to home.😂😩

George Harrison mural, Benton, Illinois. On the west side of I-57. bentonil.com?page_id=2909

Late night library disc: "Intruder in the Dust" (1949), a Southern crime drama with noir, silent era lighting, Juano Hernandez just... looming, SO many twists & turns and Author Filibusters I whispered "This is like Shakespeare!" Reco-freakin'-mended

On jog to library (yes, I live the high life): "It's beyond a cult, it's more like.. you know those conceptual artists?" "Ha ha yeah! He throws spaghetti at the wall, his fans are all, 'Brilliant. Genius. You OWNED them'." "He cries for mommy, they say it's about patriotism..."

"Riverbend" tonight, Portland film fam. hollywoodtheatre.org/show/riverbe... "News From Home" (1976)... www.academytheaterpdx.com/movies/6036-... "Avenue Q" is in town?? portland5.evenue.net/events/STAVE If you are in line for "Project Hail Mary" 70 mm tx, stay in line! WORTH IT

Turkish hair implants. "Mormon Wives" hair extensions. But who's doing anything to stop hair *growth*. Are we supposed to go to barbers til death, or baldness?? Did Neanderthal trip over overgrown locks, miss bison through raggedy bangs?? No I won't leave. Or stop shouting

Corporate media, 12/25: Welp. Average car payment now $749. 🤷‍♂️ Corporate media 3/26: bUt hOw WoUlD fOlKs aFfOrD eVs

According to the anonymous source, medical professionals enjoy flippantly suggesting to patients that they should just consider being less stressed because they know that literally everyone is trying to do that all the time.

The currently headless BLM has filed to liquidate every remaining old growth forest in Oregon. The story is here, along with prepared public commentary that you can submit in under one minute. Public comment closes *tonight at midnight*. morethanjustparks.com/oregon-old-g... #pdx #or #oregon

Thank God It's Queer: Georgian dancer masterpiece "And Then We Danced" FREE for members hollywoodtheatre.org/show/and-the... Join us! We are a chocolate almond-, David Lynch-, pizza-loving cult

Successful Kickstarter campaign sending out your 122 update: LET IT GO, MAN

are the brexit related to the breen

Portland Opera survey: How'd you like our gay opera. What you wanna see next Me: Heh heh HEEE HEEEEEEEE *cough* youtu.be/fPxEDoQzYE8?...

All Classical is ~ $6K away from their goal! www.allclassical.org/support/ Their Women's History Month choices are *BRILL*. Iowans, Venezuelan child prodigies, Florence Price! youtu.be/CH8zsdkPhAE?... BTW if you love classic video games? You love women composers. www.reddit.com/r/Games/comm...