Got pulled over on Christmas :D

Twitter blows, but it’s been great to see Soraya Saga getting some love over there

Seahawks offense is pretty good yet inconsistent, but the defense is so good they always have a chance in any game. First time in a while I’ve felt they have a real shot in the playoffs

my son got two different toy fire trucks for christmas. two. and despite being considerably more familiar with their purpose and operation, i didn’t receive a single fucking fire truck

The best part about "Almost" Christmas, is that when it's over, it's Christmas! Merry Christmas, in the name of the law!

trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”

xenoblade

my festive spirit amidst our grimly stupid reality (2025)

Xenoblade Chronicles official artwork Nintendo Today app

Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:

No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts

1000% chance episode 1 of season 2 ends on Quanxi’s lesbian orgy

There have been multiple trailers and now a release month for the new Madoka movie. I’m still not sure if it’s ever gonna come out or not

I hope they somehow make it so season 2 ends right at Chapter 81, leave it right off on the worlds largest cliffhanger

When all the compilation movies are done, the most easily consumable method of watching Chainsaw Man will be as four movies

I fear Chainsaw Man is going to the route of adapting part 1 with a Season 1, a movie, second season, then a second movie. A win for gatekeeping, I suppose

What a low key amazing game from Santos the Bears kicker. You can’t really train or practice to hit trick shots in the wind

My travels with my Switch 2 will no longer be unsecured thanks to @kamaniki.art

I’ll catch the second part tomorrow, but Savannah dog walked the rest of the competition and that wasn’t any clearer than when she bent the others to her will to take out the only marginal threat left to her specifically

I found a battle which straight up had enemies in different positions than the speedrun I saw, which…is not how the hundred line battles are supposed to work

Looking forward to the Survivor Finale being interrupted so I can see us declare war on Venezuela

Cleaning up my notes and working on the combat for the Hundred Line Speedrun, tonight at 9 PM EST at twitch.tv/qlurian

Deep cut reference to that one trainer in Brock’s gym #hundredline

How did my fantasy kicker get 6 rushing yards

I’m glad I have to rely on cable today. I’m forced to watch Lions vs Rams instead of seeing my favorite professional football team get beat by a literal grandfather

Supposedly there’s a leak that a new Haruhi anime is in the works. But for me, it just seems like the ‘leaker’ is seeing the new flurry of official promotion from the IP and is calling the shot. An educated guess rather than a confirmed source

Apparently the Blazikenite won’t be distributed for a few months, and now my interest in beating the DLC before then has plummeted

Someone made the perfect AMV for Hundred Line using Rumble that I’m pretty sure got copyright nuked :(

“Evil has a habit of defeating itself.” I wasn’t expecting such a profoundly optimistic quote from a video about Home Improvement

The world needs more Alfred Vails/Al Borlands and less Samuel Morses/Tim Taylors. Unfortunately, history always elevates the latter

Probably will stream some Hundred line speedrun practice this weekend sometime, specifically the battles and optimization

2026, the year of investing

Survivor 50 coming and being a returnee season is long overdue. The past two seasons they get to the final 8 or so and forget how to make moves

That Crabominable mission is quite brutal

I like the idea of the Pokemon Legends games subjecting all the former champions to cosmic horrors

I will listen to this day 1 if I can curate the content to be a panel discussion speculating if Jeff Bezos is on the Epstein list

3 hours in and I don’t have a Mega Blaziken yet, the DLC is a bust

They did, in fact, save all the best megas for the DLC

This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.

The Chiefs are probably gonna miss the playoffs, but they fulfilled the 6 7 prophecy so I would say the season is still a success

200 fantasy points in a week while already eliminated from the playoffs? It’s more likely than you’d think

Looking like I’ll go 2-0 in the leagues I started Jayden Daniels in. His team got shut out and he left early when he hurt his elbow on a play he threw a pick

Notre Dame isn’t even in a conference, it’s very on brand of them to play as little football as possible

Please understand that all your favorite million-dollar IPs were created by artists that get nothing more than a typical company paycheck. They don’t get royalties on the sales and oft aren’t even rewarded with bonuses or anything for creating such a valuable brand.

I’ve never understood the commercials of people gifting others a surprise car for Christmas. My wife should be pissed that I blew $50k without consulting her