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There is nothing that warms my heart more than seeing billionaires throw their money away. Just a bit of advice, folks would like billionaires a lot more if they took that (does addition) a little more than $22.6 million dollars and fill food banks, fund libraries, or pay their employees.

No elections for me in rural MN, but if you have elections, go vote!

okay, story time. settle in and gather round while I tell you the tale of [shines torch under chin, spooky voice] The Phantom of Heilbronn...

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Bohemian Rhapsody (Amicus, 1975): Portmanteau horror: three crucial musicians at the State Opera in Prague for a performance of the titular piece find themselves locked in the boiler room with the boilerman and tell ghost stories to pass the time until their absence is noticed.

I'm watching Jonathan Creek and I've made it to the 2013 special. It's been 3 years since the last episode, Creek has married a woman named Polly (played by Sarah Alexander). He's got out of the magic business at her urging and he now does business. And then a weird murder happens!

I used to live on a VERY busy Halloween street, we'd get anywhere from 500-1000 kids. We moved to just outside of the same town, so now we get zero I think I worked it out that if we stayed in this house 1000 years the savings in candy would pay for the house. Of course, I didn't count inflation

Also I must post my favorite Popeye cartoon from a few years ago from @choochoobear.bsky.social comicskingdom.com/popeye/2022-...

Happy Halloween!

My god. As a longtime denizen of the graveyard shift back in the 90s (a few years at a SuperAmerica and a few years at a Cub Foods, both in the north suburbs of the Twin Cities) this hits me right in my past. Oof. Pity I can't vote for him since, you know, I live in Minnesota.

Escape artist chicken apparently decided not to go back inside the coop after it was cleaned, because I heard her wondering around then she came around the corner of the garage. She has since been recaptured, for now. I'm going to have to have words with Sgt. Schultz, who, of course, heard nothing.

What did youtube give me right after Neil Young? One of my FAVORITE parody covers of all time. youtu.be/WANlg297AHU

Neil Young. youtu.be/bK0erwyQUzA

El Hijo de Wrestlepalooza?

One of my ladies has become an escape artist. She can jump up on a tree, then the lower part of the roof, then escape the big run to range Today she did it while I was cleaning the coop and I was able to get her in the barn. Second time she went back herself and found some old hay and laid an egg

Before...

Oh man, the folks behind this garbage can sit on tacks and step on random Lego when they're walking barefoot in the dark.

This is a project that many many people will be contributing to but it’s @mereborders.bsky.social’s baby. Gonna be a BEAST. variety.com/2025/film/ne...

Dear Gamestop, you johnny come lately to the conflict. In 1979 Mattel released the Inellivision in direct opposition to the forces of Atari. After the dust settled, we got Nintendo vs. Sega. Then we had Nintendo vs. Sony Then Microsoft vs. Sony vs. Nintendo vs. PC War...War never changes.

Back on FB when Burt Reynolds passed I posted his picture from Cosmopolitan there. FB killed it, because nudity. I fought it. They said it was still nudity. I fought it again, this time being allowed to say that yes, Burt is in fact nekkid. But you can't see his junk. I won.

This is a waaaay better expenditure of campaign donations then giving it to consultants.

Waiting to get into the hall for the Stardew Valley concert at the Orpheum in the Burning Hellscape of Minneapolis (HAH!). As is tradition, I'm in the *cheap* seats up in the balcony. Not as cheap as Sir Paul McCartney seats were a week or so ago, but inexpensive for a live concert.

Big trucks with super wide side mirrors need to be illegal or automatically fold in. Why? Because in narrow parking lots they're at my shoulder height and if I mistakenly decide to walk through them... It's been an hour and a half and there's a muscle in my back that's still complaining.

It's not often you see a take so bad. Someone got paid to write "Most Trekkies Are Republicans, Star Trek Can Embrace It or Die". If he was here, I'd block him. I searched. Anywhere I found him, block. Someone should take his computer away and salt the earth beneath it AND cancel his Paramount+.

Today I learned that for some reason a credit card of mine that I knew was attached to my email address ALSO was attached to an old email address that went away because the provider sold it to Hello Kitty and the CC company kept trying to send it things while also sending stuff to the current one.

That Wonder Woman and Sasquatch lived on top of the bluff behind my house in Hudson, WI.

You'll have to scroll down to see it, but... This is so much garbage pants. This administration is going to cost so much money to fix. Can you imagine the knickers twisting on right wing media if Biden, Obama, or Clinton had been so petty on an official website?

One thing I'm not hearing about this Trump razing the East Wing of the White House business is the fact that traditionally, the East Wing is where the First Lady has had her offices. Show's you that's just how much Trump doesn't like Michelle Obama, Hillary Clinton, etc etc....

check out this absolutely terrifying ancient babylonian lullaby

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

They aren't going to be happy to see me tomorrow... My wife started it up, everything was fine. Then it got hot because she was doing stuff and the fans started making grindy noises.

I almost spit out my lunch when I got to HUMBERT® replacement.ai

KLOBUCHARRRRRR!!!!

The saddest thing about the Platner nazi skull Tattoo stuff is that the United States Military doesn't have a policy where, if you happen to drunkenly accidentally get a Nazi tattoo, you have a choice. Cover it up, Laser it off, or Dishonorable Discharge. Same thing goes for Confederate crap.

The young man at the computer repair place was not amused by my joke, "If you have to replace the motherboard for a third time does Dell have to give me a brand new laptop under MN's Lemon Law?"

The story of La Befana, for those of you who don’t know it, goes like this: La Befana was a little old lady who lived alone. Before she went to bed every evening, she would sweep the walkway to her house all the way down the walkway and then all the way up the walkway.

Of course women don’t like the Cybertruck. Women only want one thing, and it’s an LMC Snowcat

Of course women don't like the Cybertruck. Women only want one thing, and it’s Lowly Worm's Apple Car.

A few of these accounts haven't instantly turned into propaganda arms blowing smoke up Dear Leader's ass, but most of them have. Those that did? You better believe that's a block.

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NOW my brain is wondering how hard it would be to make a knockoff of that CD and would a record store be able to tell the difference. I would assume that they know all about the laser etched codes/barcodes that are lasered into the underside, but is there a record of that information somewhere?

A Brief History of Let’s Bring Back The Good Old Days 🧵

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

I just watched someone drop $100+ on a My Chemical Romance CD. My purchase was Paul Simon's Surprise for $2.00.

I have yet to hear a musical style where "Ace Of Spades" doesn't work. www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU37...

WE PAID FOR THIS FONT, BY GOD WE'RE GOING TO USE IT!

Very random question/request for Marvel Cineverse fandom. Has anyone written fic about Steve, Nat, and Sam retrieving Sam's Falcon Suit from Fort Meade?

YIKES! My disdain for protein powders generally and my grumpyness about how much shelf space they've taken up in my local small Hy-Vee has retroactively been justified.