I know we’re in the darkest timeline because Department of War is exactly what it would be called in a mirror episode of Star Trek.

Oh man. This is a potential disaster we haven’t seen the likes of which since Star Wars.

I miss the before times. When Juan Soto was a free agent and made Hal Steinbrenner fly to California for nothing.

Used a Black Friday sale to buy a new vacuum and honestly, it’s the best decision I’ve made in 3 years.

Juan Soto’s free agency is affecting my sleep more than I ever thought possible. Also, please don’t trade Triston Casas.

I hear that “big market team” had a meeting with Juan Soto in California, and that sources say it went well. #juanSoto

I’ll never forget the pop our future Secretary of Education(?!) got when she awoke from her comatose state to kick her husband in the junk.

I’m at that age where 30% of my time is spent figuring out how not to bend over.

Who would win in a fight? Worf or the writers need to show that the villain of the week is dangerous?

For the last 3 days, I’ve subsisted on a single chicken pot pie from Costco and a half case of 7up zero sugar Shirley Temples. #ReadThisPostAtMyFuneral

For a while I thought we were in the darkest timeline. Now I’m sure we are in the stupidest timeline.

Is this the sand? Is this where we can stick our heads?