"Brooo" (lustfully and with passion)

Get yourself a straight up dork

I can show you the world 🎵

Long form comic "Lunch" dropping for members next week!

it was holiday launch at work today... what is with you fucking people and Starbucks merch? nonstop calls about a god damn cup ALL DAY and people getting pissed we didn't have it

me: is honest and open about my disabilities and my struggle the past month without my meds two other managers: shit talk about me being disabled and medicated, on the floor in front of my other coworkers to the atrocious degree they felt the need to tell me. amazing. amazing.

Surprisingly, I was 11, and now I’m 30. It’s been worth living a life true to myself despite the bullshit along the way.

MAN DO I LOVE GETTING DRUNK WHEN I DON'T HAVE MY MEDS

Psych: "hey we're switching you back to Adderall XR since the generic vyvanse isn't doing it for you like the name brand." Me: "cool I'll probably feel better" Insurance Company: "Lol no go through withdrawal first while we fight with your psych." I'm literally going to lose my mind

Where did all that time go? The left is Bailey the day she came home with me… the right is a few weeks ago.

My Bailey turns 11 next May... Seems so far, but it's right there. I've been expecting her to slow down these past couple years now, and she hasn't... Until lately. She's slower getting up, sleeping more, and just in general less energy... Didn't expect how it'd feel watching this change in her...

People always think I’m kind of or semi-joking when I open up and admit “yeah I have night terrors about almost being murdered and that’s why my sleep is so fucked most of the time” Until it gets quiet and no one’s laughing. Welcome to the Kota lore. 🫠

The jokes just write themselves (me I’m the joke)

Work has been beating my ass but catch me like

How the actual fuck am I 30? 😵‍💫

YEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAW. Can’t WAIT to open this in a little bit. 😮‍💨

the sleepiest old lady

I really, really miss my cat… I had a nightmare last night that I found her body in my mailbox. I don’t think I’m handling this well at all.

Still having a hard time dealing with the fact that the cat that was with me since I was 15 years old is gone…. Half of my life she’s been there, and now she’s gone. It’s stupid of me but I just felt like she’d be around forever, y’know? I miss my baby.

I’ve waited so long for new Panty & Stocking…. AHHHHHHH

"Maybe I’ve had too much coffee? Or not enough coffee? Caffeine is definitely involved somehow. What other brain-altering chemical would also make one recollect that throughout the shit show that was the end-stage of imperial rule in Russia."

Time to execute a majority of the government, seriously. The rich and power hungry do not represent the needs/wants of the people. If you betray your own constituents, the people of your nation, time and time again... that makes you a traitor, no? Makes you a danger to your nation's well-being.

honestly didn't expect to love Vigilantes as much as I do. Pop☆Step is my favourite... It's always the pink hair bitches god damnit

Who’s a pretty puppy? Spoiler: It’s me! 🐶

Sooooo nice to have contacts again. I hate wearing my glasses so I’ve just been rawdogging life near-sighted for a good few months ☠️

Being a solid 6/10 in the gay community is always brutal in the summer 😮‍💨

What I want to know is how both my psychiatrist and the pharmacy lost track of my Vyvanse prescription. How is it not able to be refilled again 42 days after originally picking it up? And how does the pharmacy not have record of receiving the refill??? Jesus fuck me

One of the best parts of life is getting to have sex with your friends

I am powerful once more

awkward that one of my bosses and I have seen each other naked (before I got this job ofc), almost fucked TWICE, and now have to act like civilized beings to each other daily I do this to myself, honestly

wishing all ICE agents a very break your neck 🥰

Still trying to process that there's a good possibility that my 10 year old staffie has cancer. Not what I expected to hear today from the vet.

morninggg

kermies #art

God I’m trying…. Whenever Megan comes on when I’m running I have to fight the urge to stop and shake my ass ☠️

The Pokémon that runs this account

Monster Train 2 has been running a train on my mind for the past 2 days. What do you mean I’ve played 14 hours already? ☠️

I always forget how much I love the Cape when it’s sunny, warm… I spend so much time falling apart in the winter that, sometimes, I forget how beautiful the sun makes it here.

He went out doing what he loved

The Krusty Krab is unfair

bunny

Sometimes just being there is enough

Still stunned that Higurashi had a happy ending. How the fuck???

Watching Higurashi: When They Cry…. and man, this shit is fucked up. The story format reminds me heavily of Mirai Nikki, though. I’m really enjoying the narrative style with its twists. The ending of this is probably gonna gut me.

Hate to be millennial about it all but it is just mental that my whole working life has just been a series of recessions and “economic shocks”, underpinned by stagnant wages

✨BOIZ✨

I get one day off together with my boyfriend a week… I’m so tired of losing that one day because people can’t show up for work. I want my one day off with my partner to relax, get our coffee together, and enjoy the time together. One day of the week. Is that too much to ask for?