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Billionaire. Dreamer. Liar. Poor. Wine drinker. Boxset binger. 💚
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#RidingTheStorm
#BeKind
over 1 year ago
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Look how February pans out. Shit like this makes me smile😂
27 days ago
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Wee homemade stirfry and spicy noodles in the gaff tonight 😋
about 1 month ago
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Casually watching
#TulsaKing
and in struts Samuel L Jackson. NOW it's a party😂
about 1 month ago
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Wheres the hammer!
add a skeleton here at some point
about 2 months ago
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about 2 months ago
Everyone in this house hates Twiglets. I have a massive Twiglets tub in the kitchen; it's filled with chocolates and my favourite biscuits. Fuck the fuckers.
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Too early for bed? Asking for myself 😂
about 2 months ago
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Gerry 🏴 🍀
2 months ago
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fesshole 🧻
2 months ago
Primary teacher here: If your kid is dressed as a donkey in the nativity, it's on purpose; they are an ass in the classroom. Equally, with angels - angelic for the majority of time. Wrote in a special cactus part one year for an odious little prick.
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We're all thinking it 😂
3 months ago
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Merry fucking Christmas 🎄
3 months ago
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Rock and Roll Saturdays. In bed watching cheesy telly with a can of pineapple fanta 😂😂😂
4 months ago
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Give Martin O'Neill the permanent job😂
4 months ago
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Its official. I'm old. Home before 8pm ams the toons fulla half dressed Halloween wankers😂😂😂😂
4 months ago
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4 months ago
A man on the train was very clearly looking for a way to power his phone and getting frantic about it. I had a power bank that I could have easily lent at no detriment to myself, however, he was wearing a Leeds United shirt and I am a Bradford City fan so he can GET TO FUCK
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Stevie Bennett
4 months ago
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Scotch Whisky Truths 🏴
4 months ago
Scotch Whisky alone, just one thing, is 25% of ALL UK Food and Drink Exports.
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Its like the sky is on fire 🔥 this morning 😱
4 months ago
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Watching Peaky Blinders again. Forgot how much i love Arthur 💚
4 months ago
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Im saying
#Humphries
will boss this. But ut will be a close one 🎯
#WorldGrandPrix
5 months ago
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♡☆ Tiocfaidh Clá raá ☆♡
5 months ago
The best night with my best pal. Love you too much
@laladee7.bsky.social
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♡☆ Tiocfaidh Clá raá ☆♡
5 months ago
Out with my
@laladee7.bsky.social
tomorrow for some belated birthday refreshments 🥳🤩 canny wait! Its been too long 🥂🍻🥂
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Hows your monday? Yes that is a large latte spilled down my window 😂😂🙈🙈 Looking alot like something else 🙄
5 months ago
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5 months ago
Having a curry for lunch in office at work. Forgot the nan bread so used some cream crackers. The are a fantastic alternative. Not letting my family know. I am half Indian and will probably be shunned by them all for this.
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@tiocfaidhclaraa.bsky.social
Happy birthday to my wee bestie 💓 🥰🥳🎂🥂🍾 Hope you have the best day xxx
5 months ago
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How come when you can't afford to go on holiday you see loads? Then when you think 'fuck it I'm booking somewhere' you can never find anything good.🙄
6 months ago
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Grumpy-ish Brian🏴🇪🇺🇮🇪
6 months ago
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fesshole 🧻
6 months ago
I base my hotel reviews now solely on the quality of their loo roll. Strong and reliable is 4 stars and above, if I blow my nose and break through it then less. If my finger goes through it when I'm wiping my arse you're getting a one star review. You have been warned.
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6 months ago
I live alone and sleep alone. Each morning I wake up to find fresh toenail cuttings in my bedsheets. I have no answer for why except that I must be cutting my toenails in my sleep.
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6 months ago
I use my husband's "Just for Men" grey reducing shampoo on my pubic hair when I shower.
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Rock and Roll Saturday for me. Bed and The Bodyguard 😂
6 months ago
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Sam
6 months ago
Got 2 spare for tomorrow free from foundation section 139 can meet at stadium 🍀
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6 months ago
I get up early on Mother's Day so that I have to purposefully have my breakfast downstairs instead of having my husband and daughter spoil me with breakfast in bed. No way I'm getting crumbs, sticky jam, and tea droplets all over my lovely, bloody expensive, bedsheets.
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6 months ago
Bartender here. If you look young enough to be asked for ID, my eyesight is so bad I have no idea where your date of birth is or if your ID is yours but there's no way I'm going to make myself look even more ancient but putting my glasses on in front of the fresh faced fuckers.
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6 months ago
I work for a major hotel chain, on duty for the breakfast buffet. When gluttony is licensed in this way you see the worst of humanity. I've seen volumes of bacon consumed that should not be medically possible.
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6 months ago
Used to work in a Dancewear shop. An odd man tried leggings on without underwear and left a pubic hair in them. I later sold them on the another customer who had been extremely rude to all staff. I'd do it again. Be nice to your server.
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6 months ago
I'm in a job where I spend a lot of time in other people's conference rooms. If they're cunts I leave a couple of permanent markers in their whiteboard tray.
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6 months ago
Mum asked for my best memory from a family holiday. Said it was visiting the pyramids. I lied. It was buying a packet of Refreshers in the Lake District and they were all red.
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6 months ago
If an attractive woman is friendly or chatty to me, I assume that she fancies me. That is, until I remember that I'm a fat, bald, middle aged, deluded arsehole.
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6 months ago
My nose, when slightly congested, makes a sound like an iPhone vibrating with a silent notification. My wife and I would check our phones until I realised. I have now mastered the skill and do it in any quiet room. Sorry but it's just funny to have people pull out their mobiles.
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Every derby day i put some ridiculous 400/1 bet on. But have the cheek to 'leave it on the bet slip till the teams are announced' like am defo gonna win😂😂😂. Maybe today's the day!!!!! 🍀
6 months ago
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6 months ago
My sister was getting serious with her boyfriend and I was asked quietly by my father to vet him. Decided the best way to get to know him was to drop some MDMA with him on a night out. Passed with flying colours. They're getting married next week & I get a sesh buddy, win/win
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A miss reading a right good book. Gonna get the Outlander ones. I absolutely love the series and prequel. The books must be better? Surely? The books are always better 👀😂
6 months ago
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While most of the uk 'buy' them and check out £0 on the till😂😂😂😂
add a skeleton here at some point
6 months ago
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BladeoftheSun
6 months ago
Socialism is that evil thing that is really bad because it will make the ridiculously rich people less rich, while giving everyone else everything they need. Who tells you it is really bad? The ridiculously rich people of course.
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Curry in the gaff tonight 🤌🏻👀
6 months ago
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Oldfirmfacts
6 months ago
“Brendan, the ‘sack the board’ chants could be heard loud and clear. What’s your response?” “Sorry, I’ll be quieter next time”
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Get yourself a pal like this😂😂😂😂
@tiocfaidhclaraa.bsky.social
I love to sing a belting song. Clara outs me everywhere i go😂😂😂😂xxx
6 months ago
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Scottish folk arent built for heat. We moan when its hot we moan when its cold😂😂. The only time this is acceptable is next to a pool with cocktails
7 months ago
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My pal sent me this 👏🏻😂😂😂
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