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@laladee7.bsky.social
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Billionaire. Dreamer. Liar. Poor. Wine drinker. Boxset binger. ๐
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#RidingTheStorm
#BeKind
about 1 year ago
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We're all thinking it ๐
6 days ago
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Merry fucking Christmas ๐
19 days ago
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Rock and Roll Saturdays. In bed watching cheesy telly with a can of pineapple fanta ๐๐๐
about 1 month ago
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Give Martin O'Neill the permanent job๐
about 2 months ago
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Its official. I'm old. Home before 8pm ams the toons fulla half dressed Halloween wankers๐๐๐๐
about 2 months ago
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fesshole ๐งป
about 2 months ago
A man on the train was very clearly looking for a way to power his phone and getting frantic about it. I had a power bank that I could have easily lent at no detriment to myself, however, he was wearing a Leeds United shirt and I am a Bradford City fan so he can GET TO FUCK
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Stevie Bennett
about 2 months ago
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Scotch Whisky Truths ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ
about 2 months ago
Scotch Whisky alone, just one thing, is 25% of ALL UK Food and Drink Exports.
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Its like the sky is on fire ๐ฅ this morning ๐ฑ
about 2 months ago
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Watching Peaky Blinders again. Forgot how much i love Arthur ๐
2 months ago
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Im saying
#Humphries
will boss this. But ut will be a close one ๐ฏ
#WorldGrandPrix
2 months ago
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โกโ Tiocfaidh Clรก raรก โโก
2 months ago
The best night with my best pal. Love you too much
@laladee7.bsky.social
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โกโ Tiocfaidh Clรก raรก โโก
2 months ago
Out with my
@laladee7.bsky.social
tomorrow for some belated birthday refreshments ๐ฅณ๐คฉ canny wait! Its been too long ๐ฅ๐ป๐ฅ
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Hows your monday? Yes that is a large latte spilled down my window ๐๐๐๐ Looking alot like something else ๐
3 months ago
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fesshole ๐งป
3 months ago
Having a curry for lunch in office at work. Forgot the nan bread so used some cream crackers. The are a fantastic alternative. Not letting my family know. I am half Indian and will probably be shunned by them all for this.
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@tiocfaidhclaraa.bsky.social
Happy birthday to my wee bestie ๐ ๐ฅฐ๐ฅณ๐๐ฅ๐พ Hope you have the best day xxx
3 months ago
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How come when you can't afford to go on holiday you see loads? Then when you think 'fuck it I'm booking somewhere' you can never find anything good.๐
3 months ago
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Grumpy Brian๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐ฎ๐ช๐ช๐บ
3 months ago
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fesshole ๐งป
3 months ago
I base my hotel reviews now solely on the quality of their loo roll. Strong and reliable is 4 stars and above, if I blow my nose and break through it then less. If my finger goes through it when I'm wiping my arse you're getting a one star review. You have been warned.
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fesshole ๐งป
3 months ago
I live alone and sleep alone. Each morning I wake up to find fresh toenail cuttings in my bedsheets. I have no answer for why except that I must be cutting my toenails in my sleep.
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fesshole ๐งป
3 months ago
I use my husband's "Just for Men" grey reducing shampoo on my pubic hair when I shower.
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Rock and Roll Saturday for me. Bed and The Bodyguard ๐
3 months ago
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Sam
4 months ago
Got 2 spare for tomorrow free from foundation section 139 can meet at stadium ๐
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fesshole ๐งป
4 months ago
I get up early on Mother's Day so that I have to purposefully have my breakfast downstairs instead of having my husband and daughter spoil me with breakfast in bed. No way I'm getting crumbs, sticky jam, and tea droplets all over my lovely, bloody expensive, bedsheets.
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Si'Leanne'Night ๐๐ถ๐ ๐ผ
4 months ago
Happy wednesday โ๐ผ
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fesshole ๐งป
4 months ago
Bartender here. If you look young enough to be asked for ID, my eyesight is so bad I have no idea where your date of birth is or if your ID is yours but there's no way I'm going to make myself look even more ancient but putting my glasses on in front of the fresh faced fuckers.
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fesshole ๐งป
4 months ago
I work for a major hotel chain, on duty for the breakfast buffet. When gluttony is licensed in this way you see the worst of humanity. I've seen volumes of bacon consumed that should not be medically possible.
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fesshole ๐งป
4 months ago
Used to work in a Dancewear shop. An odd man tried leggings on without underwear and left a pubic hair in them. I later sold them on the another customer who had been extremely rude to all staff. I'd do it again. Be nice to your server.
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fesshole ๐งป
4 months ago
I'm in a job where I spend a lot of time in other people's conference rooms. If they're cunts I leave a couple of permanent markers in their whiteboard tray.
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fesshole ๐งป
4 months ago
Mum asked for my best memory from a family holiday. Said it was visiting the pyramids. I lied. It was buying a packet of Refreshers in the Lake District and they were all red.
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fesshole ๐งป
4 months ago
If an attractive woman is friendly or chatty to me, I assume that she fancies me. That is, until I remember that I'm a fat, bald, middle aged, deluded arsehole.
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fesshole ๐งป
4 months ago
My nose, when slightly congested, makes a sound like an iPhone vibrating with a silent notification. My wife and I would check our phones until I realised. I have now mastered the skill and do it in any quiet room. Sorry but it's just funny to have people pull out their mobiles.
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Every derby day i put some ridiculous 400/1 bet on. But have the cheek to 'leave it on the bet slip till the teams are announced' like am defo gonna win๐๐๐. Maybe today's the day!!!!! ๐
4 months ago
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fesshole ๐งป
4 months ago
My sister was getting serious with her boyfriend and I was asked quietly by my father to vet him. Decided the best way to get to know him was to drop some MDMA with him on a night out. Passed with flying colours. They're getting married next week & I get a sesh buddy, win/win
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A miss reading a right good book. Gonna get the Outlander ones. I absolutely love the series and prequel. The books must be better? Surely? The books are always better ๐๐
4 months ago
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While most of the uk 'buy' them and check out ยฃ0 on the till๐๐๐๐
add a skeleton here at some point
4 months ago
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BladeoftheSun
4 months ago
Socialism is that evil thing that is really bad because it will make the ridiculously rich people less rich, while giving everyone else everything they need. Who tells you it is really bad? The ridiculously rich people of course.
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Curry in the gaff tonight ๐ค๐ป๐
4 months ago
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Oldfirmfacts
4 months ago
โBrendan, the โsack the boardโ chants could be heard loud and clear. Whatโs your response?โ โSorry, Iโll be quieter next timeโ
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Get yourself a pal like this๐๐๐๐
@tiocfaidhclaraa.bsky.social
I love to sing a belting song. Clara outs me everywhere i go๐๐๐๐xxx
4 months ago
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Scottish folk arent built for heat. We moan when its hot we moan when its cold๐๐. The only time this is acceptable is next to a pool with cocktails
4 months ago
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My pal sent me this ๐๐ป๐๐๐
4 months ago
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Lynne ๐๐
4 months ago
Still holding out hope that some kind person knows or a spare ticket for the Celtic game tomorrow, if anyone knows please let me Know. Preference is to meet in person ๐๐
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Actually excited out my fat face about
#BloodofMyBlood
2 episodes dropped ๐๐ป Bring it
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fesshole ๐งป
5 months ago
I am an Englishman in a relationship with a Northern Irish lady. Recently my 10 year step son asked us what a prostitute was. We decided to be honest and tell him straight, it's people who sell themselves for sex. He was horrified. He meant protestant.
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fesshole ๐งป
5 months ago
Just found out from an old school mate, who's kid attends our alma mater, that my 1984 5kg shotput record still stands. Feel terrible as I cheated with a 4kg shot.
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fesshole ๐งป
5 months ago
I tell my boss I can't join 9am Zooms because of the school run. My kids are 17 and 20. The school run is me walking to the bakery and eating a croissant in the car.
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fesshole ๐งป
5 months ago
At school, the choir mistress insisted that I only mimed because my singing put off the other choristers. At home, my husky lets me sing with her every night. Often, other dogs join us. I have found my choir and it is canine.
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fesshole ๐งป
4 months ago
We have biscuits at work, the problem is I eat them all so I end up having to buy more to replace them to stop people thinking I'm a fat git, but then I eat them all again, it's a vicious cycle. Yesterday I even bought one packet for the office and one for me. I ate them both.
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fesshole ๐งป
4 months ago
Until I joined online dating I had absolutely no idea how bad people's reading comprehension level could be. They're short prompts with easy words and still people can't read them. On the plus side I've ruled out all the men in my area because of it. So there's that.
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