For your consideration, if you are in a nominating mood and liked these stories: "Kushtuka" Short fiction Vintage Books 9/19 "The Haunted" Short fiction Irreantum 10/17

Best reaction so far to my @irreantum story From my (not-mormon) kindred:

It's truly an honor to be a part of this issue of Irreantum!

Massage School update: I can now tell with very solid accuracy whether someone is right handed or left handed when they're laying facedown and unmoving It's Sherlockian and I'm (literally lol) feeling it

I've been collecting free vintage frames on Craigslist and FB marketplace for months to do a gallery wall of ancestor photos and WHOOPS one cute set of vintage frames turned out to be from 1939 Germany I'm using them to frame my Jewish g-gma and my husband's Nazi fighting Gpa

We've arrived on Bluesky and we have good news: www.patreon.com/posts/genre-...

The Internet has been feeding me bra advertisements both for exceptionally large and exceptionally small women They do not seem certain which/ whether I am This makes me feel powerful

Stay out of the pipes

The Revenge of Bridget Cleary (read as part of my SPFBO9 readalong) mashes together horror, historical fiction and fantasy to create a powerful story. A weird book that shows @mathildazeller.bsky.social's skill as an author. Here it is my review:

Thank you for the review!

Massage instructor: ... Then the massage therapist squirted massage oil directly on the client's back Class: *gasps in horror* MI: YOUR CLIENT IS NOT A HOT DOG AND YOUR LUBRICANT IS NOT MUSTARD

Can we do this type of thing here? Hope so. It’s my unbox of Never Whistle at Night! Stories from @mathildazeller.bsky.social @waub.bsky.social @shanehawk.com and more Intro by @sgj.bsky.social!

When you're learning cupping and get a little too enthusiastic It doesn't hurt, friends

When people find out that you are supposed to give 3 hours of free massage a week to friends and family as part of your homework for the next year You suddenly have a lot more friends and family

Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am now the proprietor of 20 pounds of chopped dates Please tell me what one does with 20 pounds of chopped dates

Me: my massage student liability insurance just kicked in Husband: now you can REALLY lean in with those sharp elbows 😈

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