Life feels different after you wash and fluff your couch cushions.

Finally got a much needed solid night of sleep, everybody cheer!

Scooter Braun on the list of potential members of Peter Thiel's secret society? Likely place for him to be.

ok, i got the "reputation" snake ring that is the color of the "ME!" video, and the opalite spray bottle even though it says not to put chemicals in it but i need something cute for the water/vinegar spray i use to clean my butcher block counter.

As Pride Month shines on, Barry Levitt sheds a light on twenty queer films which proudly prove that happy endings in the genre are more than possible. https://boxd.it/3bY

the Bluesky design research team wants to talk with people who are interested in building communities. if that's you, submit this form! your voice will help shape what we build. docs.google.com/forms/d/1ej6...

I can’t stop watching this. This form is terrible, and I am unsurprised by his lack of hip mobility (derogatory).

Would we call these nails maroon? It’s just a question.

Ok, fine I’ll watch “How To Lose a Guy in Ten Days,” again. (I will take any excuse to watch that film, top 10 favorite movie of all time status)

Is Drew back!??!

Im actually obsessed with this concept. I fucking love her commit to the bit.

Target Scales Back Pride Section To Single T-Shirt Saying They’d Do A Threesome With A Girl For Their Boyfriend’s Birthday https://theonion.com/target-scales-back-pride-section-to-single-t-shirt-sayi-1850501108/

I was dog sitting the past few days, and as much as he loves having his bestie over for the weekend, my dog is so excited to have morning walkies back on the schedule.

The Peacock interface is so annoying. I shouldn’t have to click 69 buttons to watch my little island sluts (complimentary) every day for the next however many weeks.

I’m watching episode 8 of #WidowsBay and I’ve got to upgrade my recommendation. If you’re not watching this show, you’re actually a loser. Please let me know your status so I can act accordingly. I run a tight ship.

I'm looking for queer horror writers or filmmakers to have on the show this month. Let me know if you know of anyone!

Hey so, it’s not too late to delete this and never let anyone get their feelings hurt again. 🫠

“I’m a manager of a bikini store,” oh thank god love island is back. 🌴

It's Pride month & this government is still actively erasing trans & queer people. Reminder that in 2025, the Trump admin. removed the TQ from LGBTQ on federal websites & deleted research on LGBTQ people. To this day, the information has not been restored. 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ 🗃️ www.historians.org/perspectives...

They saw the friendship between me and @melissainphx.bsky.social and wanted to give us a present.

It’s a fucking BOP.

u buy this I am set for the month wouldn't that be neat u get pretty art I get to focus on yard 10x12 • $100 shipped

Me, at dinner with @melissainphx.bsky.social (and Tom) before seeing this “yeah, so I’ve been getting really into home decor for my mental health, and I just painted my office this perfect butter yellow…” Anyway, great flick.

It's always such a vibe shift when you leave your house that you spent all weekend working on projects for, to go into your grey, boring and fluorescent workspace.

I really love how much we’ve all started 🤡 for Karma; this has been a fun time of theory connecting. ⏳ 🧡 ⌛️

I’ll go months, living in peace forgetting about that pin, and then it will get brought up and I get flooded with complex emotions of hope and sadness.

Is there anything the 118 can’t do?

remember when you used to learn this information quietly and at the age of roughly eleven

The fun thing about living alone and doing house projects is that you get to text a few people a heads up that if they don’t hear from you in 10 minutes, changing the light fixture didn’t go well. Don’t worry, I survived. 🫡

I actually love Travy’s outfit. And I want that pattern for wallpaper in my bathroom, and I mean that as a compliment.

A morning with new Jensen content is always a good morning. youtu.be/2RydunKJrBU

the fuck it will

I know there were conversations earlier this month about the black/white of it all, and an interesting point in the "off to the races" column: my cousin's wife, Indiana native and former "500 Festival Princess," just posted a photo of the flower bed she grew for "black and white May."

Outside sales guy came into the office and did not bring treats. This should be illegal.

Yes, love this. Would be great if you shared a link and not just a screenshot. www.12news.com/video/syndic...

hell yeah, brother. i also really loved the nods to lingo within the fandom space. now if they only posted over here. 😜#gopackgo

We’ve got a watch! (for those who are tracking the times- not my area of expertise)

You're about to see headlines saying abortion pills can't be shipped. THAT IS NOT TRUE You can still get abortion pills by mail to all fifty states. Some providers will switch to miso-only, some will ship both mife & miso. I got into all of this when the federal court ruling first dropped:

Jonny Cash did not shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die only for you to settle for morgan wallen

about an hour left on this auction only one bid I bet u could get these cute teacups for low low ebay.us/m/YvhqiL

Copycat (1995)

Today one of my besties is letting me come help purge and reorganize her house, and I am so excited I can’t even stand it.

Discourse about finding "the Rogan of the Left" or "the liberal answer to Fox News" rarely accounts for the reality that the entire conservative media universe is the enormously unprofitable vanity project of a few rich sociopaths. It "succeeds" because they don't care how much it costs.

“If a song of hers reminded me of a character, I would use it to get into a role. She had always been a little voice in my head, so it was super surreal…It was amazing that she recognized that in me somehow, that I would understand the song, the message, the story she was trying to tell.”

There is truly nothing that fills me more than being proven right after one of my nemeses tried to challenge something I said. Like, the amount of joy I am experiencing is unhealthy.

Harry encouraging men to shorten that inseam? 🫡🤤🎤

Seeing that second song title makes my eyebrows raise, as a member of a small group of Taycey truthers. (I know, I know, I’m mostly museless let me have fun and pretend pop/cuntry stars used to kiss each other in secret).

Among the free horror movies streaming this month are GREEN ROOM, AMERICAN CARNAGE, and HEREDITARY. You can get your scary movie needs fulfilled without ever paying a subscription fee in May.

I am not going to share every listing you can go to my profile from this one go on shop your heart out ebay.us/m/LnlzOQ