2 wars and a genocide going on right now but were only gunna hear about trumps suit color lmao. This world is so fucked.

RuneScape merch if Jagex wasn't messing around

These literally never get old

Clicked on the local milfs ad, i got viruses you cant even pronounce.

It Only Tuesday

I need to fuck more moms. Where are my MILFs at?

Scientists revived the Dire Wold species and are treating it like a domesticated dog lmaooo

If my 9am class is canceled, and my 12am isnt, that means both my classes are canceled.

Idk if imma do Grounded or Valheim again next. Itching for another survival and honestly Minecraft isnt really doing it for me this time.

"can oomfs dm yo-" oomfs can bounce on it silly style for all I care

Siege servers are fucked. God idk why i play this game anymore.

chef’s kiss

April fools day is just another day to a fool like me.

SLF has grown on me, but im with Sunraku… were meeting ANOTHER fucking rabbit?!

Crazy? I was crazy once...

Idk how to explain it, but im such a life enjoyer, but i cannot wait until i die.

Guys, gals, and gays, how was your sunday?!

FIRE FORCE NEXT WEEK IM SO HYPE

Calc is short for calculator. Calc is just slang.

Dr Pepper gives me the same feeling as that first sunny, 70 degrees, day.

Dominos always on some shit

Solo Leveling and Severance are both done… now what

I love sexting. Random nudes. ALLAT, IMMA SLUT FR HAHAHHAAH

I love seeing beautiful women and envisioning a whole life with them in 10 seconds and never saying hi to them.

Jager black ice off a pack, but i dont get Jager black ice? WHAT IS THIS?!

So tired of people saying the n word, or being misogynistic, over video games. Youre not funny. Makes me wanna become a hacker so i can DDOS their whole shitty life.

Wasnt gunna drink today but how tf do i say no to a porch with a nice bench, a pack of marlboro reds, 10 miller lites, and a sunny day with a light breeze? You can’t, you simply cannot say no.

My addictive gene was made for St Pattys Week.

Sometimes you just gotta blast Fade Into You, get it out of your system, then keep thuggin.

ALSO, idk if i said this yet, but Shrang-Gri La Frontier is very mid. Imma keep watching my omg this anime is not as good as yall say. SOA S1 clears by a million.

Buddy of mine helped me move today, allllll day he talked about his non-exsistent girlfriend. How do you tell someone that you know theyre lying about everything? (he lies about everything)

The exotic dancer im fucking thinks my Ichigo Bankai samurai sword is cool. We gone see how this plays out.

Gordon Ramsey is flipping a bar in my hometown and they going crazy right now.

I always feel awkward in public about being a white man wearing a bonnet, so i dont, but this new complex gone know.

First time living alone, always had roommates. Being unsupervised will be good for nobody.

Living through history is not as fun as I imagined

All moved into my new place and it is cozy as fuck. Worried it was gunna be too clustered, but it alllll worrrrked ouuuut.

Also, anytime something cool happens in the night sky i somehow always get clouds. I fucking hate it here.

That “March Theory” thing has brought 3 ex situationships back to me lol

Youre telling me i gotta pack up my whole house… AND THEN UNPACK IT?!?! FUUUUUUUCK

NOTHING IS FUN ANYMORE, IM LOSING IT.

Havent played osrs in a week or so, been addicted to R6 Siege. And my god, this games rank system is so dog shit idk why i play.

im crying

Anxiety by Doechii gotta be the most annoying song ever created the way its being used on every Reel. I wish we could block songs.

@ubisoft.com You guys honestly have to be the most absolute dog shit gaming company of all time.

Paradise was a v good show.

No eggs :( but every single place you can buy food from has a brand new chicken sandwhich or new chicken tenders.

Sometimes when i piss i start moaning like im squirting. Its only funny to me but thats what matters the most.