will never rebuild my twitter follower count on any new platforms as i am simply no longer that mentally ill

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Thought this was Jack Antonoff

I’m headed down south on a little road trip! Get in touch if you’d like to make memories💋💋💋 Philly: 3/2 DC: 3/4-6 Asheville: 3/9-10 Nashville: 3/10-11 Memphis: 3/11-12 Austin: 3/18-23

I just went on a bookstore date A BOOKSTORE DATE Dear reader, I … 😈

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All of my clients require discretion All of them I am not part of a super secret club where high profile individuals wear sashes around their necks saying “I met this fox on the internet” “You don’t understand, I can’t screen because I’m IMPORTANT” just makes you sound like a rube

In honor of historic win and awesomeness: I found this useful as someone whose Spanish needs a lil work Also this song makes me cry www.reddit.com/r/Spanish/s/...

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Every year around this time I start getting intense emails from the seed and garden people. Every day, “Did you buy your seeds yet?? Have you thought about your plants? Are you considering??” And tbh I love it. I SHOULD be thinking about lil baby plants, you’re right! Thanks!

When you are very beautiful and fine with keeping your dead cousin in the closet, but not OK with being lobotomized, actually 

Just back in NYC from another beautiful jaunt in a warm place, feeling like a very lucky girl, hoping you’ll kiss my tanlines 💋

Do you long for my touch like I do yours?

I loved this

Can you crawl back in w me, just for a second

I got stuck in paradise

I crop You crop We crop

Interesting take on near future china, polyandry as a solution for the gender imbalance not accompanied by what we would call feminism, don’t think I’ve ever read anything with that schism before 

Back in NYC, missing the sun Way tanner than this actually 😉💋

Flowers and the golden hour remind me of you

So grateful for this wonderful night, G! I always have a wonderful time with you, but this was special 💋

If you’re doing last-minute holiday shopping and you want to help me wrap a _very_ special present? Fleur de mal gift cards always fit😘💓 fleurdumal.com/collections/...

“searching for a dare-to-be-great situation, both in and out of the bedroom”

Yesterday, I finally watched a movie I worked on two years ago, and I am pleased to report that the misogynist joke I flagged in the script dropped like a lead balloon! Things might be terrible but this is not a 1984 teen comedy, we have that at least

There’s nothing better than when the timing is just right

Asking for the listed deposit

Watching the gay hockey romance I realized if this is the female or gay gaze I understand completely why men like the male gaze so much. Slow pans over thighs and hands on shoulders and necks and chests: you live like this?? Well damn I get it

If you follow me on IG this picture has a lil Santa hat on it Molly e 104 I like being naughty w you but I have to keep it very nice here

One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.

I like this open.substack.com/pub/blgtylr/...

The best books are a seduction GO

I’ve seen all but one of these (want to guess which?😉) How many have you seen? www.gq.com/story/the-be...?

This. I try to explain to people that the reason this is a job And My Good Clients Are Happy To Pay Me is because I’m naturally a very sexual and emotionally curious person: but THEY have access to those parts of me instead of some rando because I arrange this world as my outlet. I’m not

I’m definitely definitely definitely 🥳 organizing my lingerie drawer soon (But should I try this set in red?)

Back in New York from Thanksgiving, delicious fun on my mind…

This but it’s me getting a completed booking form

At Thanksgiving: Brother: what are you doing? Molly: I just swapped Bitcoin for Zec to make it completely private, then used it to pay for something in Bitcoin like I learned in a cool workshop last month (🥰) Brother: Cooooool. You can teach me later what those words meant. Definitely not now tho

Favorite nickname: Stradivarius

I couldn’t stop smiling after this date Aquavit, caviar Even though my footwear Didn’t match my underwear

What if our bucket list: was the friends we made along the way?

I love the winter months: and sweet get aways to the sun;) Where do you go to escape the brrrr?

Goddamn I almost got through this news cycle w/out a retweet, shucks

There is something so beautiful about beach hotels in the winter: grey wind outside, warmth inside . . . www.therockawayhotel.com?ueid=23463b9...

Date idea: my sweater slips only you can see a flash of lace my sly smile at this understated gem www.neuegalerie.org/cafesabarsky

The cool thing about BDSM is that you can role play seducing an evil senator or a hot journalist without actually ruining anyone’s life, especially if you do it with someone paid for convincing role plays and ongoing discretion. Would highly recommend

I would just like to see a little more acknowledgement of the difference between self-preservation and self-destruction, because transactional sex is not synonymous with either

IT'S COMING www.motherjones.com/media/2025/1...

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In the summer I love the heat and in the winter…