sorry I'm late - I was deleting exclamation points from my email

This week I’m running A 5-day humor writing challenge where we write one funny line a day. The first prompt is to write a joke in the fake news style. open.substack.com/pub/julievic...

oh no, just realized I was walking around all day with my imposter syndrome showing. not again!!

"no one is stopping you from writing," she whispered to herself, before drifting into the kitchen to polish all the cabinets

2024 was a historically difficult year for transgender people, but it was not without its victories. I list over 60 victories for transgender people this year. There is a case for hope, and the fight for transgender rights is not without wins. Subscribe to support my journalism.

and love to see this brilliant piece from @devorahblachor.bsky.social in the @mcsweeneys.net 2024 countdown 👏

enabled "adult content" in my bluesky settings just so I could see & share this titillating piece from erotically funny duo @miriamjayaratna.bsky.social & Emily Flake

One of my favorite 2024 humor pieces from @lisaborders.bsky.social! I have not looked at spiders the same since 🕷️

truly believe I'll still be laughing at this piece from @kathrynbaecht.bsky.social by the time I pack away my holiday decorations (aka Feb 23, and not a moment sooner)

I wrote about all of my favorite books and humor pieces of 2024. Happy reading! madebymegan.substack.com/p/words-that...

how it started & how it's still going

running out to the doctor real quick to see if they have any diagnoses left - can i grab anything for anyone?

The real monsters are those who don’t buy this book!

haven’t stopped doing the human version of zoomies since I saw this!! incredibly honored to be in such funny company

I know what you’re wondering. When drinking multiple glasses of gravy in one sitting, what kind of stemware do I recommend?

"Clowder: A group of childless cat ladies."

And still thinking about this piece from @devorahblachor.bsky.social 🔥

"As a God-fearing citizen, I want the Ten Commandments in every classroom, a sexual predator in every cabinet position, and for a good man—like me, for instance—to stand sentry outside every bathroom door in America."

And still thinking about this piece from @devorahblachor.bsky.social 🔥

Love this very timely satire from @kathrynbaecht.bsky.social & @miriamjayaratna.bsky.social (aka the friends who brought my early follower count on here up to 7 💛💛)

on here I feel like we are all just tiny ants trying to find our way back to each other after some little shit dumped a glass of water on our hill, does that make any sense

Lee: When Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson was up for confirmation or when VP Harris was added to the ticket, they called them DEI hires. They want you to believe that Harvard graduate with over 20 years of experience is not qualified but Fox personality is qualified to run the DOD

I want to remind everyone that the far right sees transgender people as being worthy of segregation out of general society, "separate but equal" treatment that of course, is never equal. So much so that Iowa Republicans literally tried to redefine the word equal to not mean "same" or "identical."

This piece from @lisaborders.bsky.social nails it 👏👏👏

Read this hilarious piece from @megrog.bsky.social, before it’s too late!!

I've developed a real commitment-phobia with social media, so not yet sure if I'm really here. But maybe? Fellow humor writers, are you out there?