Any mixer can be a hand mixer if you jam your hand into it

Prostate? But I'm a leftist??

Venom and Eddie Brock are an example of Western toxic yaoi

It's funny to me that I could theoretically doordash non-food items to other locations, like paying driver to go deliver a stapler to the beach. Delivery complete. Five stars.

I have come to the conclusion, after much thought and internal debate, that a snail using a roller skate for a house is the most perfect creature on this earth 🐌 🛼

There should be a japan themed taco bell called Otaku Bell

@kaaauthor.bsky.social I loved Animorphs so much I morphed into a girl and stayed that way for way longer than 2 hours.

I've been thinking about it since my dream last night, but I don't think a bicycle made of cheese would work.

Tired of living through unprecedented times. Ready to live through unpresidented times.

BREAKING: Bigfoot Real, Gay

By the name alone, Instagram should be an on-demand grandma delivery service

BREAKING: magic now real

MR T SAYS: don't do school, drink your drugs, stay in milk

It's only Lesbian if it comes from the Isle of Lesbos - otherwise, it's just sparkling sapphic.

Make peace with the terror of being alive.

Bless this messtrogen ✨

Yeah, sex is cool but have you ever had your feelings validated and someone really listen to you?

Misgendered! in the Work Bathroom

I really love when women

"Mom, dad. Thank you for meeting me. This isn't easy to say.. but I need to tell you something important. I'm.. Mexican."

I Have No Mouth But Ice Must Cream

being gay 🤝 getting vaxxed

I wanna become a fungus, but my apartment doesn't have mushroom.

Damn girl, are you the bottom of my laptop? Cause you're super hot and I'm getting nervous.

First work day in a skirt today. Next up tomorrow is skirt and leggings. I am rapidly checking off Trans Firsts. Wait until I get my first ear piercings. Wait until I can walk into a salon and say 'give me the most lesbian haircut you got on the books.' I am trans. I am a woman. I am unstoppable.

BREAKING: Bigfoot Real, Gay

Lara Croft is Indiana Jones for lesbians. I will not be taking questions at this time. Thank you.

Hittin up the trans girls on my bike call that T4T-Mobile

Tiny Follow Friday, B-Side, pt. 2 @krissywrites.bsky.social sweet, sincere, soothing @billiewrites.bsky.social romantic in the poetic sense @blademaiden.bsky.social the fact that this is still a small account is a legitimate injustice. follow them and restore my faith in humanity.

Capitalism: "fool, no man can kill me" Me: "I AM NO MAN"

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Bring back friendship bracelets

When life gives you liminal spaces, make liminade.

PC build for maximum cooling, call that my OnlyFans

Overwatch is dead, but the fat asses and slamming racks of the heroes live on in our hearts.

Come to Seattle! We got: • Less rain than you thought • The Gays™️ • Big water • Weed • Cat cafe And more!

She bootstrap on my 3.5" floppy til I post

O, wonder! How many goodly creatures are there here! How beauteous Bluesky is! O, gay new world; That has such posters in’t!

[David Attenborough voice:] The cute-off may seem innocuous.. but in the wild, trans folk communicate via being cute at or with each other, with some vying for social dominance with resplendent displays of absolute adorability. Truly, the trans is a wonder of the natural world.

An episode of MTV Cribs but it's the infinite labyrinth from House of Leaves

Fart! at the Interview

Just discovered that my dress has pockets. This must be what it felt like to discover a new land.

Me, hearting random ass pics on my feed:

"why are you going to IKEA?" 'it's for work babe, don't worry about it'

There is no ethical vore under capitalism