I miss rp twitter so badly

anyway, it’s past midnight which means instead of shit posting and delulu posting I might end up real talk feelings posting so BUH BYE *crawls into your pocket* I sleep here

wait, what the fuck, I didn’t get to say hi to a single dog today?????????

can’t wait to not get invited to the Halloween party this year just so that when one of the group asks me if I’m going I can be a petty butthead & just calmly say ‘nah, I’m not invited. Have fun though’ bc you don’t get to cut me out of your life & then pretend to our friends that nothing happened

But also it’s not funny at all bc famous people are just people and idc what your job is, if you have read the same book as me, we need to discuss it. Sorry

it still makes me laugh that when I finished Yellowface, the first person I spoke to about the book for a proper discussion was with Quinta Brunson and I didn’t realise until half way through the conversation who I was talking to.

I wonder if there is a connection between the fog that puts you in a dreamy state and the headless man searching for his lost head

Greetings and kisses from your King. I seem to have misplaced my crown.

can I fly to you, give you a little kiss, then hop back on the return flight?

The Parent Trap was utterly delightful, now back to the spooky book

cosy cosy reading The Parent Trap under the soft light of my depressed duck lamp

thinking about when H (3yo) was going through her ‘Kristina, look at this!’ Phase and she would always do this really lame little half jump and I would respond so positively while my brain was just slowclapping like a dickhead. Toddlers can be so lame lmao. I love them so much.

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I need to move, I need a new job, oh my oh

Shouty McShouterson just sneezed into the toaster so I can never use that again

I need to pay my rent but I’ve locked myself out of my bank account

I feel like my MC Sasha, right before she sets the deadline and leaves to live for a bit. 💃

I am so sad this evening after such an icky day but I’m kinda delulu sad which means music, twirling in daydreams and trying to convince myself not to just pack up and start again somewhere else.

Put too much fairy dust on my face so I truly sparkle today this is the skin of a fairy, Bella

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don’t tell anyone but Sponebob is in my pocket

icky awful day, please throw me down a well and close it up

@maeveynot.bsky.social ily I see you

Put too much fairy dust on my face so I truly sparkle today this is the skin of a fairy, Bella

I love in winter when the sun rises with the dramatics of a theatre kid then proceeds to go straight back to bed again so we can have a dark winter day. Bc, same babe. Same.

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what socks do I want today? Sheep? Space? Accidentally trans pride (hehe I love them), hearts? Seagulls?

ANYWAY. I need to put on trousers bc I need to go to work. Please send me pictures of your pets (this includes plants). I need the dopamine!!!

I should have learnt my lesson about my place in life when it was thrust in my face at the age of ten.

Anyway MORNING

idk if I need to just cry it out or distract myself

I guess it would be different if you actively chose for me to be in your life instead of leaving me as the last resort

Mother Nature did a good job at today’s sunrise

head is overthinking really fast spirally bad things

After sleepy hollow its transformation by Mary Shelley

being super annoying by reading aloud to @intelectconfig.wtf when I could just be normal and read in my head instead

“Just a cool name for Swiss cheese” I still want to riot over that statement

so @krissywrites.bsky.social was telling me about the cheese she would cheat on being vegan about, so i look it up on wikipedia, and it’s just a cool name for swiss cheese.

everything as cold as silence and you never say a word #blueskymusicfeed

Imagine being so scared bc you’re being chased by a headless horseman but jokes on you bc he’s not actually chasing you he’s just trying to race past you so he can get back to the church before dawn and rest for the day

Never ask me to read to you, I am awful at wording

I am laughing bc the headless horseman is just late getting back to his burial site???

sleepy hollow just seems to start in the Welsh valleys?

a riddle: it was in my hands a few seconds ago, where is it now

Ah, fuck, my bed is back to front

this ain’t a love song, this is goodbye 🗣️

*licks you*

it makes me sad that the one place I’ve ever felt I truly belong is in a country that would shoot me no questions asked lol