at this point it's nearly impossible to figure out who is actually stupid vs who is pretending to be stupid vs who used to be pretending to be stupid but did it for so long they became actually stupid

The Republican Party is a racist institution from top to bottom and must be completely dismantled, Exhibit A.

John Egbert

Note to my fellow leftists in the replies: a political candidate who doesn't give a message on the 4th of July that is at least hopeful about America will never be elected to a major office.

Damn, who would have guessed that stuffing your staff full of sycophantic yes-men means they don't tell you about bad news?

This callout post could have been a DM.

This is such obvious motivated reasoning. You're saying this not because it IS true, but because you WANT it to be true. You can't look up at a fucking redwood tree in London.

If you want to know the difference between here and Twitter, the replies to this story here are full of people outraged at the obvious racial profiling in this case, whereas on Twitter they are full of people insisting that illegal immigrants have no rights and that anything can be done to them.

"poor people aren't real" i assure myself as i close my eyes and ram the social security building with my shitty bronco

Admitting she was wrong. No seriously, a significant number of people would straight up rather kill themselves and everyone around them than admit culpability for their choices.

BlueSky is trying to monetize so let's show them some numbers: Reskeet this if you refuse to pay for BlueSky+ until trust & safety decides to prioritize marginalized users. That's $96 / year of lost revenue for each reskeet...

If I had a nickel for every time a YouTube celebrity criminal got doxxed because of a pizza box, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

RS with what you're currently reading (Ironically, this was translated by Zack Davisson, the one Shaenon reskeeted!)

We got 1k followers on BlueSky! Time for a little art raffle dont you guys think? Just retweet this post, and comment bellow what you would like to see working on, it can be OC or Fanart just as long as it remains at one character only! I will choose the winner at random, so good luck to everyone!

Mahershala Ali, if we're talking about anyone who attended our high school. If we're just keeping it to people who graduated from our school, then Don Wakamatsu, probably? I dunno how to rank the fame of sports guys, tbh.

Rest in peace Terry Bisson author of, among other things, one of the funniest sci fi stories ever written (you can read it here): www.mit.edu/people/dpoli...

This is why babies should not be allowed to dual-wield flintlock pistols.

I would bet money that Gaetz would quote the "Chaos is a ladder" speech from Game of Thrones.

every single dollar spent on DALL-E 3 or whatever should have gone instead to keeping The Nib alive

Me: "Time to go to speech therapy!" Velma: "I don't want to." Me: "And speech therapy is why you are able to tell me you don't want to go." Velma: -annoyed glare-

me: correct me if I’m wrong- the internet: sir, we will correct you even if you’re right

"It's so weird that people are interested in the moral consequences of new inventions, and not simply worshipping their inventors" says the former head of Tesla Autopilot, without a shred of irony.