same vibes tbh

fodder for the machine!! still need to grime him up

large boy

Baldur's Gate II: Shadows of Amn (2000)

every time I go near crawley he thinks I’m going to give him a mouse. sorry king but I have your best interests at heart and they do not involve me giving you a mouse 8-12 times a day.

lost all my Obsidian files to a bust SSD and I’ll be honest I think that hurt even more than losing all my bg3 saves

a dear friend of mine and player in my curse of strahd campaign bought me this yesterday- this is your friendly reminder that yes, GMs can be bribed

me, a man with vampire fang piercings: starting to think this bar is not in my best interests

heartbroken to say I did in fact not do that. instead I watched the show like a normal person and had a truly euphoric time

ah yes. the creature

was so desperate to use my 7 day bus ticket to its maximum before it expired that I’m now 30 mins early for warhammer and have to loiter like a bored teenager

who invented putting your arm out for the bus and why does it feel uniquely humiliating every time

fascinated by the pigeon who has made its way not only inside the shopping centre but upstairs and is happily scrounging in the food court

Turn your portrait into a nasty, scribbly MÖRK BORG freak! The way it works: Reach out to Johan, and if his schedule allows it, he'll draw your portrait in exchange for money.

>”huh, can’t feel anything from this tens unit” >turn it up. keep turning it up. still nothing. >”oh, it’s not making full contact, let me just stick that pad back on properl- >10,000 electric eels wriggle over my skin

trying to do a yorkshire accent in a fem range for an NPC but no matter what I do it turns scouse immediately. the two genders…. yorkshire and scouse

So today I went to Bishop's Palace in Wells to look for Kingfishers around the moat.🐦 After 2 hours of walking up, down & around, with no sign of Kingfishers, I walked back disappointed to my car & as I was getting in I saw a flash of electric blue by the stream alongside..😉😍 linktr.ee/carlbovis

I can only assume this was the work of a cat

melin melyn tonight, big day for whimsical psychedelia enjoyers (me)

A brief history of Doomsong: 💀 In the beginning, the Immortal was murdered 💀 Since then, all Divine light has been draining from the world 💀 Unfortunately, you still have to live in it Join a guild. Stave off the apocalypse. www.kickstarter.com/projects/cae... #DnD #RPG #Horror #DarkArt #Macabre

If you want to learn about how fucked up MB goblins are, this short story will do the trick.

made this about a year ago for the noun borg get rich quick jam, using the title/tagline generator as my prompt. it’s a minigame where you confront the horrors of your own body. is there a nest of rats? a void? find out with a few dice! thisishardcore.itch.io/strip-borg #morkborg #itchio #ttrpg

every time I have a cough I put my back out after a few days. is this normal or is my coughing technique just shit

you (boring, idiot): reptiles cannot understand or feel the concept of love me (genius, whimsical): he is coming to give me a little kiss

sorry to my partner for not telling him a friend was dropping off about 20 large mice for the snake, so when he opened the freezer he was confronted with a clear plastic bag stuffed with rodents

I haven’t thought of the royal family in so long that for several blissful moments I didn’t even recognise him. Nature is healing.

putting my bets in already that this is gonna be my top song of 2025 simply because I have played it on repeat for about two months now open.spotify.com/track/4ahPfn...

had to buy trainers today and the second I walked into sports direct it was immediately 2008 and I was looking for pe trainers. absolutely harrowing stuff

the one thing more terrifying than the sound of a piercing ball hitting the floor is the realisation one has been missing for an unknown amount of time. it’s with god now

went to a gym for the first time ever yesterday and I feel pretty good mentally because of it. now even angrier at the people who say “exercise is good for your mental health” because they are both incredibly annoying and unfortunately right

All I want is for the tattoo artist to tell me I sat well

My hope is for everyone to get “God’s Dick” stuck in their head open.spotify.com/track/39GlvO...

absolutely ridiculous creature

New single comes out in 6 days. Have you hit the pre-save link? Have you ever hit a pre-save link? I did it once. Minimal effort required and I promise this is a jam you’ll want to hear… laurajanegrace.ffm.to/your-god-god...

been thinking about this song since the rescue rooms show

nothing makes me realise I need to start going to the gym more than being in a pit

Passed away on this day in 2018: Mark E. Smith #TheFall Pics; David Corio Kevin Cummins youtu.be/ZjO2ZbrIT6s?...

making myself do all my language flashcards before I’m allowed to play with my sims commune. is this what parenting is like?

An adorable little Vole on the woodland floor. 😍 Taken this weekend at Swell Wood in Somerset. 😀

Much overlooked and taken for granted....I love Crows, how about you? 😍😊 #Birds 🪶🐦

this duolingo shit is easy

They cant get my data if i am Fully Dissolved in a bath tub full of sodium hydroxide

Finally watched Threads (1984) by Barry Hines and yes it’s just as good as I’ve been told. It confirmed that my plan of dying immediately in a nuclear war is the best option I have tbh

My big advice if you struggle with drawing hands: just don’t. Fuck em.

dreamt that I had read more of the book I’m reading than I actually have. woke up feeling inadequate and uneducated

leather jacket and new rocks on, blasting bauhaus in my headphones. I sure hope everyone who passes me knows I’m on my way to see nosferatu

Part 1 of my 2024 RPG journal sketches. I played a ton of games this year. Featured here: Mörk Borg, Dungeon Crawl Classics, Old School Essentials, Black Sword Hack. By: @morkborg.bsky.social, @goodmangames.bsky.social, Necrotic Gnome & @exaltedfuneral.bsky.social, and @themerrymushmen.bsky.social

family cats doing the yearly trick of pretending like they don’t know me…. I cleaned up your poo when you were kittens….. I held you like babies and rocked you around…. sang you songs…. actually yeah, that’s probably why they pretend not to know me. fair dos

I’ll be having strong words with the person at wh smiths who decided to package their brown paper by putting stickers straight onto it

Owd Scratch is a dark monarch. On the 21st of December, he calls forth all the wickedest folk to The Devil's Chair to perform the most important black mass of the year. Pledges are made, and he judges his followers for their malevolence, crowning one the Lord or lady of Evil. #Folklore #Shropshire