Oh my god. cc: @cpawrestles.bsky.social

You can't see him, but @cpawrestles.bsky.social is just out of frame in the next cubicle over

Check this out #wrestlesky 🤼 !!! @cpawrestles.bsky.social and Bobby Orlando are two of my favorites!

Shirt glitch! #MysteryWrestling3 Enjoy this classic #MysteryWrestling match FOR FREE ft. CPA vs Bobby Orlando in a FALLS COUNT SOMEWHERE MATCH on mysterywrestling.com! #MysteryWrestling 🤼‍♂️

😂 #CannonballFest @cpawrestles.bsky.social www.youtube.com/live/zom59X0...

@cpawrestles.bsky.social NOOOOOOOOO 😭😭😭. YOU'RE GONNA DIE #watchroh #roh #wrestlesky 🤼

@cpawrestles.bsky.social is on #ROH let's go girls #indiewrestling

CPA ON #ROH VS SATNAM SINGH BIGGEST MATCH EVER LETS GO GIRLS!!!!!!!!!

Big @cpawrestles.bsky.social energy.

Those poor wrestlers had to wrestle in the midday sun yesterday on a black ring mat. They all killed it. Shoutout to @cpawrestles.bsky.social for talking Dan Barry off that ledge, my friend.

And then they sang a duet of "With My Baby Tonight". Is my life complete? 🤼

I never knew until this moment how much I needed to see Jeff Jarrett and @cpawrestles.bsky.social do the Fargo Strut together. 🤼 #CAPChosenOnes #LetsGoGirls

I need more wrestlers to do more gimmick centric merch. Like @cpawrestles.bsky.social with the ties. Wish he'd put out wallets too.

. @cpawrestles.bsky.social wins or we sit in our seats and stew in our anger.

Hi sorry sky people I'm still here I love you let's go girls

I love few things in wrestling as much as I love @cpawrestles.bsky.social #880MissedConnections

It's December 1st which means it's time for the return of cpa Christmas ornaments $20 plus s&h no CODs DM me to claim yours limited time run let's go girls

Everything on CPA’s merch table is what my boyfriend is getting for Christmas. CPA is for the boyfriends

Happy shopping let's go girls 📸 Jon Washer

youtube.com/shorts/9eh6A... And finally, @cpawrestles.bsky.social enters to defend the title at @blitzkriegpro.bsky.social!

Okay so Agnes accidentally spilled the real tea on why the office took my Twitter account I will maintain my innocence and be set free sooner than later THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND BACK AFTAH DIS

The sky is blue and the grass is green and adp still sucks let's go girls

As seen on AEW. Finally got both autos on this piece of wrestling history.

This is the closest approximation I can usually come up with for a normie wondering what cpa wrestling is like

I’d also like to add that as this man’s career continues to skyrocket y’all need to start investing in buttons. I tend to find them in my pockets ANYTIME a shirt gets ripped off.

🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

For those uninitiated this is me I'm cpa the best occupational wrestler ever this is my highlights magazine video for the year 2023 I'll have a new one out at the appropriate time soon but in the meantime enjoy this one thanks let's go girls

CPA has been taking care of my funds for the last decade. If you think ledger books are hot just wait until you see him wrestle, especially during tax season! All jokes aside I witnessed him defend his belt at @blitzkriegpro.bsky.social and he is an absolute beast. Go follow him! Let’s go girls!

Hi I'm on Wrestling Open this week not doing any wrestling stuff Friday or Sunday lemme come to your town to beat up the local bad guys idk if this stuff works on bluesky but we're gonna try okay cool let's go girls

I know I'm just repeating mysеlf Put me back on my shelf BUT NEVER PUT CPA ON THE SHELF

Let's, and I can't stress this enough, go girls: @cpawrestles.bsky.social

The last @blitzkriegpro.bsky.social show was absolute bananatown I expect nothing less from this one lemme get Santa Krule let's go girls

Bro could ONLY find a blurry picture of me from 2015 okay

The office got my Twitter account so until further notice I'm on bluesky so here's me in front of a blue sky let's go girls