This just reminded me of when Lewis was telling me about his favourite anime film of all time (Akira) and decided to show me the south park trapper keeper episode instead of the film as a kind of vibe check. It's surprisingly close iirc

Tried to look into getting a new internet deal and had such a terrible experience I ended up swearing at an ai chatbot they use for troubleshooting. Proper slamming my keyboard from sites lagging and got stuck in some kind of loop. Packing it all in and going to find a babbling brook to live by.

I got sonic frontiers recently after borrowing it from Lew and I forgot how great it is. There's massive flaws and I refuse to believe it's the golden standard of 3D sonic games like some people liked to say when it came out but I'm having a great time overall (some of those titans suck nuts though)

Beautiful

I could hear someone blaring "Why don't you get a job?" loudly while I was sitting out on my balcony and realised it's not actually a CD it's Offspring live about fifteen minutes away. I messaged Lewis and he sent me a clip from his sister at the gig of the same song and I think that's beautiful

Love that Mindstorm on DS asks for your gender and the answers are boy, girl or what's it to you

I love the charity shops round mine

Aww the co-creator of FTL came out as trans and issued an update for the first time in years just to change her name in it 😭 love that game.

I appreciate old ppl who complained about walking both ways uphill in the snow making sure future generations don't have to deal with that by just ruining the planet so we never get snow ever again

Shame I'm not seeing my therapist next week, I think they'd enjoy that after spending two months talking about my trust issues and difficulties asking for help I cut my hair myself cause I hate the idea of asking someone else to do it

Making a flat pack sofa in a heatwave was a fucking choice and an unfortunate stress test for my deodorant

👑🎂 #sonic | #sonic35th | #sega

Got a TV licence letter this morning and haven't thought about that for an age and it's kinda messed up if you think about it. Buy a TV off marketplace and you got to get a permit for it. Someone coming round your house and going "excuse me I can see you're watching the telly, can I see your papers"

I've never played MSR so I didn't hear Holding On until seeing TJ Davis perform it at SFF, which I'm blessed for but also what an absolute bop. Woke up with it in my head, I've played it three times already this morning and might be the soundtrack to my summer www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0jD...

I'm more than happy to spend over a grand on the steam machine. I'm also happiest when I spend £25 on a pack of Pokémon cards cause the set is centered around Eevee, second only to paying £13 for a random mystery pack someone's put together at forbidden planet. I think poor people shouldn't have fun

Wishlist for sonic crossworlds characters: Maria The shopkeeper that goes "hey" from Sonic 06 The president (SA2) The president (OVA) Jones from Jones BBQ and foot massage

Cardiff is such a beautiful place (not pictured: all the signage that I took pictures of cause it's in Welsh)

Had such a wonderful time at Sonic FanFest, I immediately turned to Lewis and asked when the next one is. Absolutely amazing vibes, was great hanging out and meeting people and had a chance to actually see TJ Davis and Bentley Jones perform live since every other con we've had to leave early

At the sonic con and no one knows I've never played a videogame before

Pov: you find a normal seeming couple but you realise half the hotel's been booked out

Lew says that he loves me but then doesn't say anything about how fucked up my makeup and face is he saw me take a selfie and was like "*~glowing!~*" this fucking guy

Can't believe they made a human centipede game

No love for the cishet this pride. What do you mean you can't deal with trans people and the gay agenda but you'll tell kids that birds are fucking the bees? Make it make sense

The thing about me is soon as I even think about leaving London I'm like "hell yeah it's pint time" I WILL get the pints in, it's like those holiday makers who go to Spain and must have a fry up every morning. Fun money is pint money, unless there's a penny pusher in which case boy howdy watch out

Watching a video with a foraging guy and he's saying there's nothing delicious enough to warrant risking your life which is great advice for eating forage but I'm like idk dude bleach smells so damn delicious

Sometimes I feel like I'm making progress with my anxiety and stuff but then I'll get a message from a family member and it's like I'm a mech pilot whose systems are failing and there's sirens going off and loadouts saying "SYSTEM OVERLOADED SHUTDOWN IMMINENT" and I'm like damn it's just smalltalk

Just got flashbanged by the most beautiful fit, someone was wearing a possessed Laura Palmer tee and carried a tote that said "I am god" with a picture of Mr blobby underneath. Happy pride to them in particular I refuse to believe they are cishet with that drip

Saw a post about a cool looking driving game and checked the comments incase people warned about ai use or boycotts or anything but nope, instead someone said don't support it cause the lead dev likes cub porn. And I get it, for some that's a deal-breaker but with everything it felt like a throwback

Highlights of the Nintendo direct: Deltarune deltasoon How to lose at thumb wrestling Unreal 5 Zelda Please don't cry we're still putting games out on switch 1 "For a limited time, donkey Kong is collaborating with the mario brothers"

Don't think I'll be watching the direct live cause I'm gonna miss the beginning and I need to prepare myself mentally for professor Layton date reveal and reminding myself Level 5 are well in for ai so I don't want to support that lmao

Lewis reminded me recently that in TWO WEEKS we'll be off to Cardiff for sonic fanfest! Crash out cancelled life is wonderful 🥰 even if sega sucks the fans are great I can't wait!! I had intentions of trying some kind of closet cosplay but no idea if that's gonna happen lmao

I've been thinking about this line delivery from one of the Tom and Jerry movies for most of my life

My beige flag is whenever I see an old TV show or advert I'm always thinking "is that the guy from M*A*S*H?" (I was right once and am forever chasing that high)

One of my biggest fears for gaming atm is that Devs are gonna see the backlash for gen ai and figure the best way to solve it isn't to actually take on board the complaints about it and just pressure storefronts to get rid of the disclaimers so people can't make an informed choice.

*in her best Offspring voice* NO NO NO NO NO

Me and the fella were talking yesterday about how none of these announcements makes us want a current gen console (to the point of considering an upgrade) then I saw the trailer for the next star trek game and I'm wondering how many mid games it's gonna take for me cause fuck man that looks so good!

Fucking fuming mate, six and a half hours and I've beaten silent hill shattered memories and it's said that I've probably awful in bed cause I didn't stop to stare at the ridiculous amount of half naked mannequins in the game. Abnormal sexuality? Buddy it's a Wii game I ain't here to slam my clam tf

Playing silent hill scattered memories on the Wii and naturally I didn't stare at the cop's tits (with the cursor, of course I was staring during the cutscenes you can't miss them)

My favourite thing about modern life is you don't have to make up a guy to be mad about, they exist with new shiny ways to be absolute shitheads that'll blow your mind (I've just caught up with the Tupac legal stuff, I've never just found out a guy exists and hated him so quickly)

Overall pretty good summer games fest, not sure if there's much that's like oh shit I need that but overall a lot of great stuff

Waiting for summer games fest for them to announce the Dear Esther remake, now with sprint button and 50 collectable ghosts to find

Didn't fancy doomscrolling on the train so decided to draw Mr blobby from memory, had to stop and share before I changed my mind and just deleted it. Turns out art is fun? Even if it sucks? Had to stop myself from laughing out loud it's so stupid and fun

Off to see the fella today, very excited to see him, not so much for having to pretend I'm not a massive hater tater about pretty much everything in the world atm

Didn't watch the state of play but from what I've seen, my reaction is the same to pretty much every other gaming thing recently which is fucking sure w/e, have fun I guess. Not for me but I'm sure it'll sell gangbusters and the people who love it will swear it's the best until the next hot new game

Prediction for the game announcements this week: Gamers get mad

Gonna start a new podcast called Sonic The Comic The Podcast The Podcast where I sit there for twenty minutes and go "that's pretty fucking great huh". When I'm not listening to STCTP I'm often thinking how great the editing is in it, which is a weird reason to love a podcast

I had some music playing in the background while I was messing around in Luigi's Mansion, and I had to recreate something that made me nearly piss myself using the speed up function on Dolphin