I think people talk a lot of shit about how Frankenstein treated his creature but tbf millions of us have nintendogs that haven't been pet or walked in decades so maybe we shouldn't throw stones

Watched a video on gaming mysteries and a few were ARGs with no sense of scale. Physics based bike game? Locked box under the Eiffel tower to be opened in a hundred years. Horror Crash Course-like? Video on Facebook of a dismembered foot. What the fuck.

Credits rolling on sonic frontiers. That was a game. I love that if you just go hard on the fishing stages you hardly need to play the actual game. There's the final dlc stage but don't know if I should play that before Lew since it's actually his copy and he hasn't done it yet.

Love is patient and kind, however my man doesn't have to be and that's the only reason I stopped myself from changing the aspect ratio on the telly to stretch while he's playing the Dreamcast.

>call the film mario galaxy >Setpiece from mario odyssey More lies from papa Nintendo

Buddy, I'm fighting demons you couldn't begin to imagine. (Wanting a bagel at midnight)

Europeans crying and pissing right now cause they can't get the ps5 gaming monitor

Tangle and Whisper's special interaction in Crossworlds is making out sloppy style

Saw an article about the guy from Arc Raiders wanting to win GOTY over CO:E33 and I have no horse in the race, who am I to really, HOWEVER I think if a game with extensive AI use wins you might as well fuck the whole industry off. It'll be a death of a thousand papercuts as everyone's replaced

Feels like as a society we don't talk enough about Yodeling in Meadow Hill (Hidden Retreat) from Tekken 6. Tragic really.

fixed it

Had such a lovely night with the fella catching up with friends! 🥰

I always get on alright with vaping until I get a mouthful of juice and feel sick then I figure is bronchitis that bad and smoke sixteen hundred cigarettes to get the taste out of my mouth. It's a shame cause every time I'm like ooooh tasty juice then forget you're not meant to ingest it

Was struggling with games earlier but finally turned it around with some god-tier gaming - I've earned enough stars in galactic dance off to unlock Empire Today. Why did they go so hard with that song. Wishing the musicians a great day and hope their dreams come true, they really popped off there.

More importantly, are their enclosures secure?

100 coins twitch.tv/wretchedmorgan

Had that President song stuck in my head, but had to look through their songs cause I couldn't remember what it was called but it sounded like there's a choir that goes "PENIS!"

Lewis called me to say goodnight and he was like "aww babe what's wrong? Why are you crying?" and I had to explain I just finished A Building Full of Cats 2 and I was crying over a pregnant cat being rescued in the game THEN seeing a photo of the pregnant rescue she was based on with her kittens.

please sir you have altered the beast a little too much

Just finished Slay the Princess for the first time but apparently I've seen nothing yet I guess

My beautiful man compared my cigarette burn scars to Kenshiro's scars from Fist of The North Star and you'd think I couldn't love him more after knowing each other for eight years but here we are yet again

How is jerma so cunty with it

when ur about to make ur gf watch all of Torchwood with you

Finally done the haul spread from soniccon, love the weird stuff that people make for sonic but also love the non-sonic stuff that turns up

I've been doing a bit recently by saying that there can't be lesbians in any given media cause they don't have an island of Lesbos. Amy and Techno can't be lesbians because there's no Lesbos island on Mobius but they can be when they leap onto earth. It's not a good bit but Lewis chuckles sometimes.

Yeah soniccon was pretty dang sweet

Hey I'm at @sonicconuk.com with @sonicyoda.bsky.social we're friendly people but sorry if you complimented my t-shirt and I was awkward I have that habit

Really annoys me that when I was referred to the weight loss people the doctor fudged my numbers so I was under the 40% BMI limit, cause now I don't know how much I've actually lost and that's my weight loss dammit I did that. It means instead of losing ~13kg it could be anywhere up to 20kg. Goddamn

74. This is a long one but worth it

The 10 games that made me

Playing Poco and smashing my head against a rhythm minigame. Ragequit and go to the steam discussions, where I immediately see topics of people complaining about the rhythm minigame. I feel so valid.

Therapy session was cancelled today, which is just as well cause I figured out what's wrong with me (Braeburn apples are going out of season)

Was using my sketchbook and completely forgot about the martian I tried to do after reading war of the worlds and they're kinda cute? Go past Jen, good for you etc

Got a therapy follow up today and am expecting it to just be like this

Did you know that the game we got here as mario 2 was originally released in Japan as Doki Doki Literature Club

Lewis was saying about calling a shop with a question and went to read me the number, so I asked if he could do it for me and he only went and fucking did it. No lecture about how I should be able to make my own calls. No tutting and rolling his eyes. Fucking love this guy I'm so blessed 🥰😍😭❤️🥹

Hate that dogshit tfl advert asking how would I handle harassment on public transport since I know from experience it's not well but in an ideal world I'd deal with it with violence and I don't think that's the answer they're looking for

In a general malaise today and it could be the brief chat with my brother reminding me how long since I've properly talked to him or it could be I haven't watched anything loud and obnoxious yet to blast the thoughts out my head or it could be my period or it could be

how is this actual digital photograph from real life lit textured and modeled like RIVEN II: THE SEQUEL TO THE SEQUEL TO MYST

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Kept going back and forth on what to post but me and Lew got absolutely drenched on the way to the station and I couldn't see for the rain in my eyes but do you SEE how soggy we got. It was like a ten minute walk what the fuck

I only found out about this cover cause of Colin Spacetwinks posting about it on another site years ago. Time is a circle. (Also if you haven't heard Devo's head like a hole cover you should)

Biggest problem with ring fit adventure is I fucking hate running. I used to dream of running through the woods some folks would dream of flying and doing some ambly moseying jog on the spot makes me feel WEAK and PATHETIC and reminds me I will never be a werewolf terrorising the suburbs

Played the fist of the north star boxing game and I wasn't sold on physically doing stuff but Kenshiro said I was looking good so that's gonna keep me coming back. I also got ring fit adventure since the price has dropped and I love a weird peripheral but that one didn't hit on me so that's cool ig

Had a wonderful dream last night of punching someone repeatedly in the face until all that left was unidentifiable viscera and the odd tooth and I just have to go to counselling like nothing happened 😭😭😭 take me back

Went out earlier and I had to use a hair band on the waistband of my trousers to stop them falling down, which is just as well since my pants were falling down underneath so maybe I might need to get smaller clothes but I feel like that's the devil tempting me like I'm sure this isn't gonna last

If the creative possibilities of ai are endless why is it is that why it's always the stupidest bullshit made with it? Oh what if Marilyn monroe was in game of thrones? What if Stephen Hawkins went off hell in a cell? What if you imagined something that wasn't a t-shirt from the 2010s you toilet