Hope I remember this the next time someone talks about what a shithole the south is

I feel like I’m the only person in the world that still doesn’t have a podcast and I’m not going to start one so stop asking

I’m not linking to that shit but apparently there’s some discussion on here about whether we should start smoking again and the answer is absolutely the fuck not

Pretty sick burn here

We got fucked over by what we’re assuming was a rage-quitting dasher and proceeded to eat an entire bag of Taco Bell. So how’s your night going?

The #Astros are having a LOBstros week

Hey #Astros fans, why is France pitching out of the pen right now?

"The Vatican is in desperate need of criminal justice reform. As of today, any criminal can walk into the Vatican, confess to any crime, immediately be forgiven, and walk out with zero consequences." www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/vat...

Far be it for me to opine on the idea of papal inerrancy but between the guy who’s been studying Catholicism all his life and whose peers elevated him to the highest office, and the guy who “converted” a few years ago when it was politically convenient for him, I’ll take the former every time

I’ve given this a great deal of thought, trying to come up with the perfect joke for this moment, and this is what I have so far - POPE LEO: our religion teaches that this war is bad VANCE: wow, who died and made YOU head of the Catholic Church?? POPE LEO: well, you should know, you were there

(watching a movie where a character announces that he will destroy a city if they don't meet his specific demands by a certain deadline) oh that's probably the good guy in this movie

The Usual Suspects (1995)

Completely agree she was awful. My question is, though, what more could she have done to keep her job? I feel like she threw herself under the bus for Trump and apparently that wasn’t enough Somehow I doubt any of his loyalists will learn from this though

Yeah it’s kinda long but it’s not wrong

Frog and Toad make me happy

This is not a very good opening day for me 😐

I believe it. After all, last year was the first year after Angel Hernandez retired

I feel like the CEO of a company called Palantir should probably watch Lord of the Rings and pay attention to what happens to Denethor

They did not, in fact, stop after one last cookie

Okay how many of y’all keep your thin mints in the freezer I know I can’t be the only one

I think this is my favorite film from the year I was born, but The Blues Brothers is pretty close

I don’t know how to take a picture of something I didn’t receive, Doordash

It’s a pretty short list of people that might make me think “oh, maybe John Cornyn isn’t a complete fucking waste of space after all” but this asshole is on it

Monorails, huh? I hear those things are awfully loud

@letterboxd.social I would love to see noir be a filterable genre, thank you 🙂

My wife: “Black Friday is on Google’s list of holidays” Me: “well, they list the holidays for all the other major religions; why not Capitalism too?”

@lesliemullin.bsky.social did you see Patrick sing “O Canada” before the game?

This new Guy Ritchie feature looks dope

Josh Naylor doing his best Rickey impression is giving me life like few things in baseball this year (I’m not a #Mariners fan but I’m here for all of this)

“Dear Mike Elias, there are too many Jacksons nowadays. Please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot.”

I repeat myself

More boos in the Bronx for Altuve than Correa and I’m wondering if it’s Opposite Day

💯 I just wish this meltdown would come with some consequences for either/both of them, but we know that won’t happen. But in the meantime, 🍿

Google Maps: there are five lanes; use the second from the right Me: THERE ARE FOUR LANES

Mission: Impossible 8 is good, y’all

Is this your coke, Larry?

I think the thing I would like to see most in baseball this year is for Aaron Judge to finish the year hitting .400 or better. It’s one of those things we regard as a relic of a time long past, something that almost certainly won’t happen again (with good reason), but it would be magical

2015 does not feel like a decade ago It feels like it was either 3 years ago or 20

Don’t lie you did too

Dan Iassogna doing his best Angel Hernandez impression

Today seems like a good day to remind everyone about linguistic nuances

Everything sucks; gonna watch Severance and pretend the world doesn’t exist tonight

Well it sounded good until I got to the last line

Two Locks, Two Stocks, and Four Smoking Barrels

24 Monkeys

Lord of the Rings: The Four Towers