It sounds to us like they’re trying to silence the boos on Telemundo; what do y’all think? #WorldCup

¡Felicitaciones España! #WorldCup

I did not think they’d give Argentina a red card there but if Spain capitalizes in the next 2 minutes this will suddenly be an all-timer of a game

Argentina is playing like a team that knows they’re not favored, and with good reason, and is trying to foul their way to victory, knowing the ref can’t give cards for all of them, and if they get away with the win today, it will be tainted #WorldCup

My first R-rated movie in a theater was Good Morning, Vietnam. I would have been 7. Not sure if it was my first one ever, though. A lot of the adult humor went over my head. It wasn’t the first time I heard bad words, though. I wasn’t traumatized.

Trump is going to end his political career having never won a race against a man and you know that just galls him every time he thinks about it Which I hope is a lot

I don’t think I’ve ever rooted against a soccer team as much as I’ll be rooting against Argentina this weekend

@grammarous.bsky.social did you see that? The ref actually gave Argentina a card!! Can you believe it?!

Well of COURSE it sounds awful when you frame it THAT way

This might be my favorite one yet

For (mostly) Houston folks

This game is suddenly bonkers #WorldCup

Shame they had to disallow that goal; it was a thing of beauty #WorldCup

I miss 2014 Tim Howard #WorldCup

Well that wasn’t an ideal concession, USWNT #WorldCup

This Mexico/England game is giving me ump show #WorldCup

Something I’m curious about for anyone else watching the World Cup on Telemundo…is Noruega too close to Noriega for comfort?

That was one of the craziest shootouts I’ve ever seen #WorldCup

Me with all my friends tbh

I feel like we say this a lot nowadays are we in the apocalypse

Twice this week we have turned on the Astros game and they’ve coughed up a crooked number immediately. I feel like it’s a sign.

Very excited for Ken Paxton’s campaign and supporting PACs to release a bunch of ads that are giving “Sideshow Bob for mayor” this summer and fall

John Cornyn tried reading Art of the Deal, going to Trump Burger, proposed renaming a Texas highway after him. He ate so much shit for Donald Trump and now he's out of a job, anyway. I wrote about it: www.chron.com/texas/articl...

Two years ago: “I wish Ted Cruz weren’t the worst senator in Texas”

Nick Allen would be the shortest guy on the other 29 baseball teams but not his current one wouldn’t he

Reposting from Threads: “Of course there were gun shots at the White House. The place has really gone to shit since they let a felon move into the neighborhood.”

Thanks @fortune.com for the relatable content

There is no way that Ben hasn’t ever used the phrase “it’s a free country” to describe why he did or didn’t want to do something, and I’m guessing he doesn’t see the irony in that even though it’s right in his fucking face

Hope I remember this the next time someone talks about what a shithole the south is

I feel like I’m the only person in the world that still doesn’t have a podcast and I’m not going to start one so stop asking

I’m not linking to that shit but apparently there’s some discussion on here about whether we should start smoking again and the answer is absolutely the fuck not

Pretty sick burn here

We got fucked over by what we’re assuming was a rage-quitting dasher and proceeded to eat an entire bag of Taco Bell. So how’s your night going?

The #Astros are having a LOBstros week

Hey #Astros fans, why is France pitching out of the pen right now?

"The Vatican is in desperate need of criminal justice reform. As of today, any criminal can walk into the Vatican, confess to any crime, immediately be forgiven, and walk out with zero consequences." www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/vat...

Far be it for me to opine on the idea of papal inerrancy but between the guy who’s been studying Catholicism all his life and whose peers elevated him to the highest office, and the guy who “converted” a few years ago when it was politically convenient for him, I’ll take the former every time

I’ve given this a great deal of thought, trying to come up with the perfect joke for this moment, and this is what I have so far - POPE LEO: our religion teaches that this war is bad VANCE: wow, who died and made YOU head of the Catholic Church?? POPE LEO: well, you should know, you were there

(watching a movie where a character announces that he will destroy a city if they don't meet his specific demands by a certain deadline) oh that's probably the good guy in this movie

The Usual Suspects (1995)

Completely agree she was awful. My question is, though, what more could she have done to keep her job? I feel like she threw herself under the bus for Trump and apparently that wasn’t enough Somehow I doubt any of his loyalists will learn from this though

Yeah it’s kinda long but it’s not wrong

Frog and Toad make me happy

This is not a very good opening day for me 😐

I believe it. After all, last year was the first year after Angel Hernandez retired

I feel like the CEO of a company called Palantir should probably watch Lord of the Rings and pay attention to what happens to Denethor

They did not, in fact, stop after one last cookie

Okay how many of y’all keep your thin mints in the freezer I know I can’t be the only one