This is the face of someone who is mad about their servant feeding them food that was on sale. His lowly butler needs to remedy that as soon as possible.

This is the president of the United States taking a break from gold-and-marble interior renovations to say he’ll defy a court order to feed hungry Americans. Nero would be proud.

“The forest was shrinking but the trees kept voting for the axe, for the axe was clever and convinced the trees that because his handle was made of wood he was one of them."

Fang is a 4 year old rescue from a hoarding situation. I was told that he would be clingy because of past trauma, I’m like, aren’t we all?

This might become a cat account now that he’s here. He’s Fandango aka Fang.

Too. Much. Power.

“What poor and unfortunate creature had to die for you to wear that?" My Aunt Trudy, I replied. Walked away, ladies and gentlemen, walked away!

“… I was just wondering if you could help me find my way.” “Well that depends on where you want to get to.” “Oh, it really doesn't matter, as long as...” “Then it really doesn't matter which way you go.”

Easily, his most elaborate and destructive distraction from #TheEPSEIN_Files... yet.

This might be too niche but Echoes by Pink Floyd is exactly what I imagine the song is that created Narnia. Especially the first 7 minutes.

Uncle Rick, you have broken and healed my queer heart with #thesunandstar! I wish I had this representation as a child but I’m glad it’s here now.

Finally reading the Nico book!

Whatever happened to Fay Wray? That delicate satin-draped frame? As it clung to her thigh How I started to cry ‘Cause I wanted to be dressed just the same

Watching my favorite holiday movie; Rocky Horror Picture Show. I always wanted to be Frank but given how old I am, I might have to settle for Dr. Scott. XD

There’s only one person he cares about.

I work 6 days this week, so this isn’t even the half way point in my week.

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Watching one of my favorite movies: “Liverpool can be a lonely place on a Saturday night, and this is only Thursday morning.”

Today’s the day! I’ll be seeing Weird Al in person! I’ve been wanting to see him live for over 20 years!

I am a textrovert which means I probably won’t talk to you unless you text me

I don’t normally approve of that usage but fuck yeah

Oh myyy…

Working in eyecare and dealing with the insurance, I would like to formally apologize to my mother who, after me begging to wear contacts in sixth grade and telling me that I would hate them, bought them for me only for me to wearing them for a month and deciding that they weren’t for me.

Yep

Waiting for the show to start!!

Tonight is the NIGHT! Finally getting to see @newestolympian.bsky.social live! Catching up on MoA so I won’t be surprised by anything.

If you want me to leave you alone, just tell me. You don’t need to keep making salt circles and calling your priest.

Keep the two distinct in your head.

We are fast approaching a Hunger Games dystopia.

I am definitely too autistic to fill out forms for work, lol. “Were you able to stay engaged during your training?” “No.” “Was training helpful?” “I have to just do things to learn them, so just sitting there and listening to theory was not helpful.”

Paperback books are like velveteen rabbits — ours to be loved and squeezed and read and stuffed into shoulder bags and left in the sun and read and read again until there's nothing left but memories from something real

Solid plan

It’s my birthday today! I am *mumble* years old today. So happy to be here.

I’ve been thinking a lot lately. Dangerous, I know. Who am I really? What makes me happy? What brings joy? The most honest answer to those questions is music. I’m a performer by nature. The thrill of hearing the overture while the curtain raises. Stepping onto the stage and setting my soul free.

“Life's a bitch and then you die, right?” - BoJack “Sometimes. Sometimes life's a bitch and then you keep living.” - Diane “Yeah.” “But it's a nice night, huh?” “Yeah. This is nice.”

God help the outcasts hungry from birth Show them the mercy they don't find on earth God, help my people, we look to you still God, help the outcasts or nobody will

Been walking in my dress shoes all morning. Surely these aren’t the same feet that marched for MILES in heels during Pride.

“When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time.” - Dr. Maya Angelou

… Maybe…

Moonless night lit by stars A kiss by the doors Sweeping away long lost hair Eyes lost in the face Former beauty long forgotten Russet skin now pale Cure the disease double the pain Good night my dear one Two tokens for the ferry home

I get that we’re not supposed to side with the villain but “Nobody's is talking about extermination. “No one ever talks about it. They just do it. And you go on with your lives, ignoring the signs all around you. And then, one day, when the air is still and the night has fallen, they come for you.”

If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times, Google Maps needs a queer feature. My 25 minute walk took 15 minutes and I was going at a leisurely pace.

I kinda want to see Evita this summer at the Muny. It was one of my favorite shows that I’ve been in. I’m just afraid of the ptsd associated with the Buenos Aires number, lol The circle dance haunts my nightmares.

Update: Democratic House Speaker Emerita Melissa Hortman and her husband Mark have died after they were shot at their home in Brooklyn Park.

Two Democratic lawmakers in Minnesota, State Senator John Hoffman and State Representative Melissa Hortman, were shot in their own homes overnight.

This feels like one of those days where bingeing the Evita! Revival seems appropriate.

ICE Vows To Restore Order Using Whatever Force Unnecessary

If our parents ever told us how much effort it actually takes just to maintain the lifestyle of a barely functioning disaster person we’d all have been like stop lying