I know I'm old because I have a feud going with a local magpie who keeps being mean to the little birds

B E A N S

Gonna start stream late because that's exactly who I still am lmao

PHUC Fridays are BACK! Get your lube ready cause we're phucin' ghosts! tomorrow, March 6th at 10AM (GMT) [or 2/4/5AM P/C/EST] & going till I drop (or, more likely, get hungry) Photo cred: background photo (minus me as Marcus) by Peter Herrmann on Unsplash

I've been cursed once again by the wrath of a middle aged white lady with no hobbies 😮‍💨

She broke into my house so I'm gonna stream since I'm not allowed to move. See y'all in like 30min for powerwash sim 2 Twitch.tv/threadandbearit #cat #powerwashsim2 #streamer

Seeing all my American friends going through The Change™️

the lioness does not concern herself with inexplicable dizziness 🙂‍↔️

make them smaller

If you're crying over a guy who looks like an ingrown toenail, stop that. You deserve so much better

OKAY! Last post for today harassing all my platforms about my research! I'm looking at #inclusivedesign in #sextech & want more participants. DM with questions or for more info, link in bio for survey to participate

Today I'm streaming me eating food and continuing BILLCTOBER PART 2: THE BILLKENNING at like 4pm CST twitch.tv/unstabill

In the mood for sitting in our PJs talking shit with gin

People keep asking me if they should visit the US & everytime I say hell no they're like "oh that's just cause you're from there" No babes it's cause it's a bad place rn

PTSD fuckin blows Anyhow here's wonderwall...

Why can't I be the flavor of mentally ill where idc what my digital footprint looks like? like damn let a bitch post ass the world is ending anyhow

⚠️CONTAINMENT BREACH⚠️ I’ve escaped the lab, broken the algorithm, and I'm going LIVE again. Expect: 🍪 Questionable baking decisions 🎮 Chaotic gameplay 😬 Zero adult supervision Stream kicks off July 11th 4AM PDT (no that's not a typo!) Tabi is broadcasting on Twitch… against all better judgment.

Sorry I got a little too silly

Upside of being in the UK: my healthcare doesn't cost $1,500 a month Downside: all my friends are asleep when I have freetime

Convinced the reason some people don't like the UK when visiting is the kind and casual open dislike of each other

Vitiligo? Nah vitiligone

Wait I'm gonna have actual healthcare that's actually good in a week 😭😭

methmogging on these zoomers

Can't wait to be a little tech gremlin Like yes, hand me my little assignments & I'll cough them out of the cave when they're done 🥰

A very, very unfortunate choice of photo

Mariah Carey punched me in the face and stole all my gold

Me *who had crushes on the likes of BERNARD THE ELF 😭 & Legolas (not objectionable just elf) then met my perfect match in my beautiful, elven partner*: I wonder what my type is 🤷‍♀️

Help my bread's getting freaky

Do you know how hard it is to describe a usually inanimate object getting horny? 😮‍💨

Remember friends - anything* can be a butt plug if you're brave enough! *For the love of all things please make sure your holiday fun comes with a flared base 😭

Anyone lose a cat?

🧎🏼‍♀️🙏🏼when 🥺