Kindness marxists inside all of us

When life gives you lemons, you swiftly shove them up your ass

It's kinda sad that the truly great moments of reflection come to you when you enter the restroom without anything to distract you from your thoughts and the process of excretion

Pick up singing, pick up writing, pick up painting, pick up software engineering, pick up macrame, pick up running, pick up speed, pick up speedrunning, pick up groceries, pick up children, pick up responsibilities, pick up ideologies, pick up yourself. PICK UP SOMETHING!

Must be from my dreams

Sir, I'm imploring you to stop peeing on my shoes

Gap in welfare and representation. Call it Gapitalism

Little man, don't get lost, but also don't be afraid to cry

This, straight into my veins, please

Over 50 years later and we still drink tea with our elders like this

If there are infinite universes, then there is an infinite number of them where we belong

When there are no words left to speak, fart. LOUDLY!

People used to have erections. Now they just have boners, or not even that sometimes

If you go there, it will be really hard to hold back your tears

Might be one of the funniest tweets as of late

Somewhere in a parallel universe

Probably the funniest thing to come out of yesterday's happy accident

Why did this dude not show up in Butler, PA a year ago

Posting this for no apparent reason

Moments of silence for Charles James Kirk

They are doing the Jews are tired meme again

Nice chokehold

USSR and China saw that they couldn't handle US on their own at that stage, and so instead of uniting a la goku style, they went nah screw the international, imma buddy up to US

You can instantly improve any statement by adding "I'm sorry if that makes me old-fashioned" at the end. ANY!

Why is tattooing fish a thing?!?!?

Do people do this on here?

I've never stopped shedding invisible tears

"I'll trust you this time, but you better keep your end of the deal."

You've read Capital, right?

bye. seriously, i'm tired. i have few followers, almost no interaction and im boring. its the best for everyone and no one will miss me anyway... why are you still reading this? hm? do you want me to push you against the wall hard and kiss you? hm? do you want a sloppy kiss?

I can't unsee the suction cup dildo on his head😭

Incredible

Tovarisch Lenin, please look away

Me and who?

I thought only twitter could produce unhinged replies like this. I guess I need to check this place more frequently🤣

American gov twitter 2015: blah blah blah boring official announcement American gov twitter 2025: I'm chud and I'm proud. Heil Hitla!

Communist tits are clearly the superior kind of tits, closely matched by anarchist tits

Why did Trump say "Obamna"?