1987, Tashkent, May Day

When it comes to supporting ICE

Me and my friend who is no longer active

What my life has come to

Lumpens only quote, proles always retweet

Everything in nature is just fractals

Learn👇😠

When the soul-searching is so long that you start to lose yourself

They reconciled, but the wounds have yet to heal

How I lend emotional support to my mutuals

Powerful

Fuck my chungus life

Fuck my chungus life

Kindness marxists inside all of us

When life gives you lemons, you swiftly shove them up your ass

It's kinda sad that the truly great moments of reflection come to you when you enter the restroom without anything to distract you from your thoughts and the process of excretion

Pick up singing, pick up writing, pick up painting, pick up software engineering, pick up macrame, pick up running, pick up speed, pick up speedrunning, pick up groceries, pick up children, pick up responsibilities, pick up ideologies, pick up yourself. PICK UP SOMETHING!

Must be from my dreams

Sir, I'm imploring you to stop peeing on my shoes

Gap in welfare and representation. Call it Gapitalism

Little man, don't get lost, but also don't be afraid to cry

This, straight into my veins, please

Over 50 years later and we still drink tea with our elders like this

If there are infinite universes, then there is an infinite number of them where we belong

When there are no words left to speak, fart. LOUDLY!

People used to have erections. Now they just have boners, or not even that sometimes

If you go there, it will be really hard to hold back your tears

Might be one of the funniest tweets as of late

Somewhere in a parallel universe

Probably the funniest thing to come out of yesterday's happy accident

Why did this dude not show up in Butler, PA a year ago

Posting this for no apparent reason

Moments of silence for Charles James Kirk

They are doing the Jews are tired meme again

Nice chokehold

USSR and China saw that they couldn't handle US on their own at that stage, and so instead of uniting a la goku style, they went nah screw the international, imma buddy up to US

You can instantly improve any statement by adding "I'm sorry if that makes me old-fashioned" at the end. ANY!

Why is tattooing fish a thing?!?!?