A little louder for the kids in the back.

Oh for fucksake!

Wrapped up my 55th lap around the sun. Here’s to 2026. May it be kind, weird, and full of surprises I don’t have to report in a CAPA. P.S. Yes, it’s the Day of the Dead shirt. No, I’m not taking questions.

Mamdani’s standing there like, “Please don’t flirt with me on camera,” and Trump’s like, “I can’t help it, the lighting in here really brings out your…policies.”

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100% accurate!

*goes online to find out these suits are sold-out* DAMN IT!

I love Portland.

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A little louder for the kids in the back.

As a 30-year professional in regulated industry, I concur with the EU.

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A little louder for the kids in the back.

Heavy sigh.

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A little louder for the kids in the back.

Are you fucking kidding?

Ah, yes… the season returns once more, as predictably as the swallows to San Juan Capistrano, and with it, a peculiar rite of passage for Boston’s unsuspecting truck drivers. Behold! The Grand Pageant of Storrow Season, 2025! A thread.

Let this sink in, government ownership of private firms (even those trading on a stock market) is socialist.

This sort of admission—the VP is involved in prosecutorial decisions, the "concerns" arise from political actors, and the administration knows they don't have probable cause—would have prompted the Founders to impeach everyone involved.

Trump's ego is hurt and health is uncertain - he's weak. Catch the latest episode of the LP Podcast here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwlSthFm9tA

Reposted by the blonde haired, blue-eyed, middle-aged white male.

And, again, a little louder for the kids in the back or asleep.

Crowd at Audi Field chanting “Free D.C.” at the Spirit match. #freedc

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From my old college town, Tulsa, OK.

You know what to do.

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A little louder for the kids in the back.

Mother fucking right.

Whatever you do @bsky.app do not tell @nancycastle.bsky.social that I have cheated on her by watching the 1st 3 episodes of Star Trek Strange New Worlds.

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With all the shit and fuckery going on right now, please just take a moment to relax and just shhhh...

Could not say it any better myself.

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Recently, my book THEY CALLED US ENEMY was banned – again – in Tennessee. Book bans are out of control. Huge parts of American history are being restricted. To join me in standing up for the freedom to read, go to pen.org/action. @penamerica.bsky.social @topshelfcomix.bsky.social @idwpublishing.com

*adds glitter to the shopping list*

Oh, look, my shocked face.

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Meanwhile, in Worcester, MA... No Fucking Kings!

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A little louder for the kids in the back.

Well said, dude.

“Tasted a little tear gas— tasted like fascism”

We need our eyes open to our history. I grew up in OK. Every student in 8th grade had to take a year of OK state history, & Tulsa Massacre was not taught. I did not learn about the Tulsa Massacre until I was attending college in Tulsa, and even then, it was given a different name from reality.

Oh, look, my shocked face.

Spread the love and acceptance #pridemonth