Always lovely to have dinner with my grandparents and hear how Andy Burnham is going to ruin the country by bringing in more "boat people" and giving them all of the houses 🙄

JUDE FUCKING BELLINGHAMN AGAIN. I LOVE HIM. I FUCKING LOVE THAT MAN

JUDE FUCKING BELLINGHAM YOU BEAUTIFUL MAN

🚨 BREAKING: Andy Burnham will officially be the next Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

FIFA has banned England defender Jarell Quansah for two matches over his red card against Mexico. I guess we get the Prime Minister, the King, the Lord Mayor of London and Liz Truss to call them up to overturn it. That’s how it works now, right?

🚨 BREAKING: Labour says it won't stand against Nigel Farage in the Clacton by-election As it stands, only Count Binface will run against Farage

Has any one asked David Davis what he thinks?, he was the last person to pull a daft trick like this.

Fuck off, James. Britain’s healthcare used to be excellent. Then the NHS arrived share.google/rageIxWEC6ii...

New IPSOS poll. Reform will be knocked off the top soon. Reform UK 26% (-1) Labour 24% (+4) Conservative 18% (-1) Greens 13% (-1) Lib Dem 11% (-1) Others 8% (-)

Today's quote of the day: "I was going to get you some Galaxy chocolate, sir, as I know it's your favourite, but I'm skint, so I couldn't"

I'm a qualified teacher now.

WHAT A FUCKING GOAL

YESSSS

DR Congo's goalkeeper is bloody good.

Had my first sports day as staff today. First time ever that I've actually signed up for an event too 😅

This made me choke. I actually just choked because of that comment 😅

So, after being told that I have important work files on my laptop that I need back. Currys have returned my laptop to me after a month with a repair report stating that no issue could be found, and they've wiped it. Thanks, Currys. I really appreciate that one.

Heart = melted

🚨 BREAKING: Keir Starmer gets emotional as he resigns as Prime Minister "I shall spend more time on the most important job. Being the best husband I can to my fantastic wife Vic... and being best dad I can to my beautiful children, who have been my pride and joy"

🚨 BREAKING: Andy Burnham has announced he is running for Labour Leader

🚨 PICTURED: Andy Burnham takes a selfie with Labour MPs

Another one bites the dust.

If I'm a traitor for wanting a Labour government over a Reform one, then I guess I'm a traitor. I've supported Starmer throughout his entire premiership, but the main thing we need is a Labour government.

For some reason my YouTube shorts are filled with Charlie Kirk clips at the moment, and they're really making me realise how truly an awful person he was. I will never advocate for political violence, but I truly could not care what happened to him. He didn't deserve it. But I have is zero sympathy.

Keir Starmer is expected to announce on Monday that he will step down as prime minister, after overwhelming pressure from Labour MPs to make way for Andy Burnham to become Labour leader www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

I’ll keep posting for a while: Reform have now lost six by-elections in a row in England, Scotland and Wales. Their national poll rating is 26% – below Labour in 1983 – and Farage’s approval rating is -37 They’re very far from the voice of the people and need to stop being treated as such And:

I've been doing some research and have come to the groundbreaking conclusion that a candidate being likeable is much more important than a candidate being a plumber.

I wonder how long it will take Currys to realise I will continue to slate them on every available platform until they stop breaking consumer law and give me the refund I'm entitled to.

The Conservatives have just won a seat in a by-election and no one gives a fuck. That is actually quite funny.

Not even close...

🚨 BREAKING: Andy Burnham has won the Makerfield by-election 🔴 LAB: 24,927 (+6,725) - 54.8% ➡️ REF: 15,696 (+2,893) - 34.5% 🟣 RES: 3,111 (NEW) - 6.8% 🔵 CON: 997 (-3,382) - 2.2% 🟢 GRN: 308 (-1,468) - 0.7% 🔶 LD: 163 (-2,572) - 0.4% Changes w/ 2024 58.75% turnout

If you think its acceptable to blast loud music all night in an apartment complex, you're a fucking cunt. That's right, I'm looking at you, the tosser in flat 21. Fuck you.

Wikipedia now officially lists the result of the 2026 Iran War as an "Iranian victory" en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2026_Ir...

For the sake of their reputation, Polymarket better hope Burnham wins

Jimmy Savile would have been in Reform.

So, spent a day at a primary school today and had two of the four reasons I don't want to be a primary school teacher occur. - Personal space invaded - Child starts crying for no reason On the bright side, no one wet themselves or was sick, so at least there's that.

I love this time of the year. Hayfever so bad that one of my year 7s actually walked out of my lesson to get another teacher as they were genuinely worried about me. Given the other teacher's response when they saw the state I was in, I'm not surprised. At least they were nice enough to get me help.

I know I have said this before, but please stop using the word "traitor" to describe Government ministers who resign or hold a slightly different opinion. It is a word that was thrown around frequently before and after the murder of Jo Cox. STOP IT.

Love how back to back I can teach one Year 7 class who are that good, I'm talking about Triple Science Physics content with them as they're that enthusiastic. The following class are that bad, I gave more detentions out in that one lesson than I have ever to my other year 7 class.

Who'd have thought that a single fly in Period 5 would make my year 8s go completely mental

Gemini is becoming a bad influence on me. I'm asking it and ChatGPT to review the emails I've been sending to Currys customer service. ChatGPT - says I'm too emotional, keep it short, concise, and legally to the point Gemini - says throw the f*cking kitchen sink at them, and hopes I enjoy it.

The lovely people of Currys on Clough Rd, Hull, really don't realise what they've gotten themselves into. There are nowhere near enough characters to explain on here, but if I have to take them to small claims court over our little spat, I absolutely will if that's what it takes.

Obviously don't want to jynx it, but I genuinely don't think Makerfield will be close. I think Burnham will walk it.

"Mr Speaker, I am a gooner." - Sir Keir Starmer, 2026 Oh dear...

Proud to say that two weeks ago I became one of them :)

Makerfield By-Election Voting Intention: LAB: 49% (+6) RFM: 39% (-1) RES: 8% (+1) GRN: 2% (-1) LDM: 1% (-3) CON: 1% (-1) Via @survation.bsky.social, 26 May - 1 Jun. Changes w/ 18-22 May.

My final term resolution is to stop telling my Year 9s who I only see once a week on Tuesday "I'll see you next Tuesday" at the end of every lesson. Really giving the wrong impression there

Last day off before my final five weeks of placement start. Very pleased to say I have 7 lessons in my first 2 days, 4 of which are tests 🤩 Can't imagine I'll feel this happy when I have to mark them though 😅

Andy Burnham: ‘I am committed to proportional representation’ observer.co.uk/news/politic...