A hand is just a glove full of bones

Whoever termed uploading from & downloading to CDs "ripping" & "burning" probably got so much ass

"your smile is soft like summer rain" if I'm Jolene I'm falling in love with Dolly

Not sure how soap works tbh

Dear friend from high school has named her baby Moss

LOVE IS LOVE AND OUR PRIDE IS POWERFUL! GAY, BI, LESBIAN AND TRANS PEOPLE DESERVE SAFETY AND JOY. WE ARE NOT A DEBATE, WE ARE HUMAN, WE ARE BEAUTIFUL, AND WE ARE HERE TO STAY. LET'S LIFT EACH OTHER UP!

Purple drank is a grape Celsius. Pinkdrink is a "Pipeline Punch" juice Monster.

The best weird compliment I ever got was when I was on a date with an emergency room doctor & he said to me, “You’re in great shape. It would be so easy to do a spinal tap on you.”

“Duomo Gaze” Colored Pencil & Acrylic on Paper Mounted Panel 9 in X 12 in, 2025 Included in my solo exhibition, “Easy Lovers” at Hexum Gallery in Montpelier, VT

The D in Vitamin D stands for deficiency

Ok dont get mad at me but I don't remember what the spleen does 🫣

Porsche in front of me license plate: OPER8IN (I'm at a medical building)

Mi tink mi gwan insane

Watching Temu ads to settle down for the night

Don't be tapping me on Grindr if your name is Harold. I don't want none of that

My Amazon wishlist was compiled by a version of me that is now a stranger

$9 coffee... Tasty but not $9 worth of tasty

Ok Truett, time to drive 3.5 hours. Remember, this is an exciting opportunity to listen to your Frou Frou CD

ADHD has been a spiritual journey

New mental illness where I get a full-body shiver when I'm doing something wrong or am embarrassed by something or reflecting on my failings. It's probably my amygdala screaming.

I think I need to fire my psychiatry clinic cuz they suck ass but I need to wait until tomorrow when I can write a portal message without being a huge bitch about everything they're doing wrong

Along came a cider that sat down inside him. No. Still work shopping this one. Little Mr Truett sat on a. No. Along came some cider. No.

My one & only celebrity crush is my very humbling relationship with Adam Rippon, married Olympic figure skating medalist & podcaster.

Wish I loved anything as much as crossword writers love Actress Thurman

What comes next for me & this stupid little brain of mine

Just a reminder: The Moon

What do I want to do with my day & my time & my money & my life

Stimulant toast crunch

Hinge has me wondering if I'm actually attracted to any men

Seen so many posts about Veronika the cow today

due to personal reasons AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, thank you

Procrastinated listing something on eBay for half a year, at least. Listed it this morning & it's already sold.

hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca

Currently kind of sniffing my dream to decide if it is dead

My soul cries out for purchases

Eventually, I'd like to become a Digimon

Trying to retrain the part of my thinking that is inclined to say I don't want to do it I don't want to do it I don't want to do it

Rewatching THE FALL

this one small brain think thoughts

I love when a meme has a monkey 😭

We, as a society, do not talk enough about how squirrels bark

It is barely cool, & my fingers are reynauds-ing (turning white & feeling numbish). I literally do not understand my fingies

You can make this stuff up

It's full tonight. (The moon.)

THE MOON it's so BRIGHT what in tarnation

Just FYI: the moon!

My dopamine & norepinephrine systems are uniquely chopped

Christmas is (partly) for drinking a beer & building a Lego alone. Humming is allowed

Aw. The moon.

Saying "bonk" is like a meme for little kids