“Can you go home today”

My back and bones hurt a lot. I love rain but the weather hurts really bad.

SCOOP: The Texas Historical Commission removed books on slavery from plantation site gift shops. An agency spokesperson claimed that the move had nothing to do with politics. Internal emails show otherwise. www.texasmonthly.com/news-politic...

I hope you enjoyed your holiday meat. I really do.

Sherman is getting a new independent minor league baseball team, and I personally need ALL of your help getting my best friend’s name suggestion to win. there is a “naming contest” button. Please make “Squatches” your vote. #ShermanSquatches midamericaleague.com/sherman/

I still can’t believe it.

Don’t forget Boch’s chili. If it works. Go with it.

Happy World Series Day

Late Night Arts & Crafts with Cody Tonight’s episode: 2-3 stage forced mustard patina for an Opinel No.8 carbon

Teaching your boomer parents how to cook ‘cold oven bacon’ is similar to explaining how USA lost the Vietnam war… to your boomer parents. Their eyes glaze over like they’ve heard a magic spell that cant be true.

What has 10-1pm become? A beer show?

🎶its a beautiful night For eating chicken Its a beautiful night For cooking chicken 🎶

Oooo yeah

Senate stalwart Dianne Feinstein has, uh, passed away…. and not for nothin…. y’know, for God to take one of the most respected, revered, prominent, esteemed, tenured, eminent, noble, & eldest political figures of many generations… it sure does make y’think that God person is a real jerk!

“Cuz we are the Aqua Teens Make the homies say ho And the girlies wanna scream” Pan fried Chicken thighs and udon noodles👹 @sammietalks.bsky.social

I’m TELLING Y’ALL. Best grilled cheese ive ever made. @sammietalks.bsky.social

go on dick head. do something stupid

Hate to sound terse, but if you don’t follow me on twitter, and we’ve had zero interaction… and you suddenly follow me here… Why? If you dont like my shit over there, why would it be different here?

This vacuum motor is so dead.

Remember the PTMs and Never be “posting too much”

extra ribs!

Its too hot to have allergies this bad. I demand a refund

🎶Come m’lady, come come m’lady, you’re my butterfly, 9/11 baby🎶 311 never forget

Dabo Sweeney has gotta be the best name for that guy.

Dearest internet, I hope this post finds you well. It is 100° in Texas still. Please make time go faster.

Mmmm.

At least Navy has aircraft so they can get back home for second dinner.

Harold Ludeman sends his regards.

I am deeply interested in these gravity charcoal smokers, but also feel like an offset stick smoker I could weld together would be 75% as good for 30% less cash money.

Pretty, pretty, pretty cool lil place here

The game of games is in session. @sammietalks.bsky.social

Sports BlueSky! Quote Post with your favorite teams MLB: Texas Rangers NFL: Dallas Cowboys NBA: Dallas Mavericks Soccer: Liverpool / FC Dallas NHL: Dallas Stars College: A&M, Tech, etc. if its a good game, I’m in

I desire the Peggy Gou Windowlicker top. Immediately.

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