Trump continues to be laser-focused on kitchen table issues

No bread. Only circuses.

Fox reporter to protester: You have a dirty mouth Protester: You are a Nazi bitch

If you start your argument with a faulty assumption, you can really get some mileage out of it.

And they're all out of boba

They couldn't even find a photo that didn't scream "Weekend at Bernie's".

Two weeks!

I'm pretty sure that's called a "Trump Truth."

DUN DUN

What we say is "SUCK IT UP BUTTERCUP"

COUNTERPOINT: YES, NOW

The few who planned depended upon the many who rode. But the few kept forgetting that.

The double of zero is still zero.

Melania Trump infesting the White House with bees is the funniest thing no one's talking about right now #Bees #WhiteHouse

New Trump selling point: It's like Vietnam, but shorter.

Tennessee Brando obliterates absurd MAGA talking point about Dems and the KKK: "If there wasn't a party switch, I want you to do me a favor. Find the biggest redneck you can with a big Confederate flag flying off his trailer. Walk up, knock on his door and ask him why he voted for Kamala Harris"

Fun fact: This publisher also recorded the very first monster truck show commercial.

Trump likes children that do whatever the leader says? What a surprise.

🔥

Please eat more junk food sir, I said, with tears in my eyes.

"Praxis is their key energy production facility."

"The Boy Who Cried Wolf Like No One's Ever Cried Wolf Before"

"Dear Nuclear Iran, Do you like me? Check YES, YES, or YES. - Donald"

2026, everybody!

"DRAIN THE PEASANTS! I NEED MORE BLOOD IN WHICH TO SOAK"

BREAKING: FDA announces its first authorization of fruit-flavored bullets.

Who were his primary opponents? Anthrax and ebola?

Also independent voter: This paste doesn't taste enough like glue.

We can grab them by their proxies.

Never met Tony Peters, don’t know who he is, but a million years ago on Facebook he posted this and I don’t think anyone’s ever put it better.

Praise my lord and master Skeletor.

Like a kamikaze dolphin.

Sir, that's a sex club.

Chinese researchers have created a bamboo-based plastic as strong as petroleum-based plastics, which can fully biodegrade in soil in just 2 months phys.org/news/2025-10...

Jimmy Kimmel sees you when you're sleeping He knows when you're awake He knows if Trump's been bad or good So cancel him for badness' sake

Idiocracy, et al

Exceptionalism springs to mind 😬 🇺🇸 needs a full reset.

The ruffolution will not be televised.

"of his golf cart."

WHY IS NO ONE ASKING IF THE POCKET SQUARES ARE SAFE

Parachute optional.

Weekend at Donnie's

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Trump also thinks the Korean War lasted as long as M*A*S*H.

Wow