Olympic-level pettiness. Garden-variety rascism.

And God bless 'Merica.

Happy End of Medicare Enrollment Period Eve to those who celebrate.

The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service

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It does say "DRUG RUN" but to me that little white cap has made the D a B.

The replies!

We had this clock in my childhood! OMG!

Well played!

Pipe bomb suspect press conference is a f-ing mutual admiration society. Low on facts, high on how wonderful each of these DOJ clowns is. Also jabs at Biden, 'cause why not.

It's generally a "the person giving the order is armed, you're a long way from home, you're not a lawyer and they're making it SOUND legit, and your buddies are going along with it" problem.

👇 That's what I figure.

Does this explain Trump's insane, hyper-manic posting spree last night? Literally hundreds of posts in a few hours, most of which were legitimately batsh*t crazy. If so, what set him off? bsky.app/profile/mell...

Variety called it "A sockeroo woman's picture." That's quite a recommendation.

"They... they... they..." That's the sound of the bus being driven over Admiral Bradley.

SS? Oh dear god.

I feel like a Luddite on my block where hired men use jet engine powered leaf blowers on my neighbors' lawns every week while I just quietly rake and compost another section of my lawn every few days.

The replies have taken all my ideas, as Pete helps Admiral Mitch and 'his decisions' onto the bus ... oops, slippery!

When newspapers are owned by billionaires you get headlines like this 🤡 The Jeff Bezos- owned @washingtonpost.com , folks 🙃 🤦🏻‍♂️

This may be my proudest moment at that other site.

Pittsburgh: A drinking town with a football problem. (Old quote; not mine)

when you have had it with these iconoclastic snakes on this consecrated plane

"Take Bigelow" they said.

And am I the only one to get the joke that he went to TURKEY on Thanksgiving? Funny guy! 😀 Duh.

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The Institut for German Language declares an Unwort ('un-word') every year. It must be a term that dominated the public discussion and is inhuman, discriminating, deceptive/euphemistic or antidemocratic (or several of those things). Un-word of the year 2023 was - you guessed it - Remigration.

Worthy replies 👍

International tourism to the US is down (surprise!) so the National Park Service is going to charge foreign visitors an extra $100 fee? Got it! Marketing! 🙄😖🤡

So did FHFA FAFO?

Yes!

And? 🤷‍♂️

Trans guy 🤭 getting 🔥🔥 in the replies. Priorities!

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And coming up next on Cliche News: What the "Twelve Days of Christmas" items will cost this year!

Christmas dinner in Oz 😆

me, too often

in re hero vs. zero, Charles Coleman on Stephanie Ruhle's MSxyz show: "Mark Kelly is the guy that Pete Hegseth wants to be."

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And the tree wilts.

An inspiring reminder from tonight's otherwise lame 1951 film noir: "This is a free country. You can work, play, pray, and think as you please. And if anybody tells you you can't, fight 'em!"

We really can’t get enough of these

Maybe it would be simpler to release a list of powerful people who *didn't* interact with Jeffrey Epstein. Just thinking out loud.

Bonnie and Clown

i don't think your loan is getting approved

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MTG - Don't let the door hit ya ....

Someone's very good day due to someone else's very bad day. Yin and yang.