War is peace. George Orwell.

Pay no attention to the men behind the curtain!

More violence porn

JFC it's on all network and cable news channels at 2:48 am Saturday: Trump announcing US and Israel attack on Iran. This is war. Wag the f'ing dog! 🤬

Has nobody watched RoboCop?

PSA: Maybe just avoid flying in or out of El Paso until the kids there figure out who's doing what and why.

Awww

Oh dear. Oh my.

NYPD Sergeants Benevolent Association is getting trashed in the replies, but this beautifully adorned, frameable statement can be yours for the low, low price of $19.99 while supplies last. Available in v long or small sizes.

Lacey is having a mood tonight, sitting on the "coffee table"/foot rest between the TV and the sofa where she could be beside me and snoozing as per usual.

Fun fact: This app immediately slapped a "sexual content" warning on my cheeky if lame gif reply last night. When I appealed by describing it's John Belushi(!) in a toga(!) in the classic movie Animal House(!) the warning quickly disappeared. Are kids or AI minding the store here now?

The alt text for the win. This dog rocks. Or v.v.

The replies!

With a tone of satisfaction: "Oh Magoo, you've done it again." 🤓

Trump is wallowing in some violence porn that should be getting a parental guidance advisory. I hope the kids are in bed.

Republicans getting their aerobic exercise tonight, standing and applauding every sentence. This speech such as it is may go on 'til dawn. But don't know if these aged congresspeople can survive it.

Garbled sound and no picture on MSNOW. Only. What's up with that, world?

This is Wiley. He has never seen snow before and wants to make sure he gets a real good look at it. For science. 12/10 (IG: smileywileydog)

That's enough! We need a separate police agency that responds only to Wendy's and Burger King mayhem.

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This! 👇

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Really bad look, USA hockey team. Oh, and you too, Kash, but that's expected.

J'accuse his parents for naming him Jack Hughes. C'mon!

It just makes sense!

Counterpoint: No. ICE doesn’t need reform. Abolition and prosecution is the bare minimum.

Why not both? 😁 😩

The Mist (2007) prescient dialog: Her: We're a civilized society. Him: Sure, as long as the machines are working and you can dial 911. But you take those things away ... you'll see how primitive they get. Other Him: You scare people badly enough ... they'll turn to whoever promises a solution.

I guess ICE just copies and pastes this phrase into each report. We've seen this before.

You can’t fool me, this is just a drunk guy in a panda suit

Ice jammin' happening now on tributaries of the Allegheny River. Will that mess reach downtown?

God bless West Virginia weighing in.

At least it's more gumption than Jeffries or Schumer seem capable of presenting.

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Game on 🐙

Isn't "previously recorded" redundant? Asking you, late night talk shows.

Sooo ... we're not getting that big Trump Tariff Rebate Check? 😫

Nicolle Wallace hit a nail on its head: "Trump is Trump ... (then flails to pick words carefully) ... a phenomenon that does what he does. 👉 Everyone around him knows better. Everyone. Everyone! 👈" 😡

Vivid lightning and thunderstorm here now. Is it summertime already?

Ooo! What did the king know and when did he know it? The ghost of Nixon's cover-ups enters the arena.

first they came for Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, and I said nothing, but i did laugh quite a lot

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Holy shit this cartoon.

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Fans of Pittsburgh and/or transportation: Why is McArdle a "Roadway" and not just a Road or a Street or an Avenue? Is there any other Roadway in Pittsburgh?

Description? How many naked people we got running around here??

Stephen Colbert done gone thermonuclear on CBS lawyers tonight! 🔥🔥🔥 MUST SEE TV!

4 million views on YouTube so far of the CBS-banned Colbert interview, so I'm told? Streisand Effect making another appearance!

My locals making news: Who leaves their keys, wallet, gun, etc. in their unlocked parked car?! Darwin Award contestants?

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